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Scrabler
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 Posted: 03/28/05 - 06:38 Post subject: What branch of the U.S. military is for you?
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http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=730
<img src="http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/730/res1.gif" border="0"></a>
You are fit to be a Marine! The Marines were fighting battles and winning wars before there ever was a United States of America. You live your life to the fullest, and will take any life that threatens yours, even your mother! You are one crazy mofo!
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khrath
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 06:50 Post subject:
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It said I should be a marine, must be broken.
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FockTop
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 06:57 Post subject:
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Strongest military power ever in the world.
You freaks sure got the big head with Iraq.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 07:19 Post subject:
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| FockTop wrote: | Strongest military power ever in the world.
You freaks sure got the big head with Iraq. |
So you're saying we don't have the most powerful military? Who is the world leader in Frogworld?
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 08:34 Post subject:
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lol what a dumb ass test
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Zab
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 09:24 Post subject: Re: What branch of the U.S. military is for you?
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| Scrabler wrote: | http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=730
<img src="http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/music/qboy1.jpg" border="0"></a>
You are fit to be a Marine! The Marines were fighting battles and winning wars before there ever was a United States of America. You live your life to the fullest, and will take any life that threatens yours, even your mother! You are one crazy mofo! |
That isnt a picture of a marine. Its a picture of a punk kid who thinks he can handle the marines and is sorely mistaken.
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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 09:42 Post subject:
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This is the kind of crap you find on MySpace or Livejournal pages. WTF, go away scrabler.
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Maldek
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 09:56 Post subject:
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Looks like f*****g gay porn, although I suppose that goes hand in hand with a young man's military experience
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Scrabler
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 11:35 Post subject:
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I can date men if I want to. Just because I'm a marine doesn't mean I am missing needs. I'm good.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 11:45 Post subject:
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I like how the f*g edited out the homosex picture.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 11:47 Post subject:
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God damn mods. 
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Manuva
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 12:11 Post subject:
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I made the important discovery that I can pick whatever answers make me sound like a "bad dude" to manipulate my score so I can become a U.S. Marine!
Remember, I'm a "bad dude".
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 12:21 Post subject:
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| Manuva wrote: | I made the important discovery that I can pick whatever answers make me sound like a "bad dude" to manipulate my score so I can become a U.S. Marine!
Remember, I'm a "bad dude". |
1. To kick a little ass for good ole' Uncle Sam
2. Yes, but they cut me loose when I sobered up.
3. Beer is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy!
4. I'm looking for that special someone to grow old with.
5. I have a personal armory in my basement, just incase...
6. I'm a meat & potatoes man/woman.
7. Wherever fate takes me.
Those are "bad dude" choices?
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Devook
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Manuva
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 12:32 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | Manuva wrote: | I made the important discovery that I can pick whatever answers make me sound like a "bad dude" to manipulate my score so I can become a U.S. Marine!
Remember, I'm a "bad dude". |
1. To kick a little ass for good ole' Uncle Sam
2. Yes, but they cut me loose when I sobered up.
3. Beer is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy!
4. I'm looking for that special someone to grow old with.
5. I have a personal armory in my basement, just incase...
6. I'm a meat & potatoes man/woman.
7. Wherever fate takes me.
Those are "bad dude" choices? |
You're right, this quiz is totally broken. You're a f*****g c**t.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 12:39 Post subject:
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Congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
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Scrabler
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 12:44 Post subject:
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| Manuva wrote: | | Scrabler wrote: | | Manuva wrote: | I made the important discovery that I can pick whatever answers make me sound like a "bad dude" to manipulate my score so I can become a U.S. Marine!
Remember, I'm a "bad dude". |
1. To kick a little ass for good ole' Uncle Sam
2. Yes, but they cut me loose when I sobered up.
3. Beer is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy!
4. I'm looking for that special someone to grow old with.
5. I have a personal armory in my basement, just incase...
6. I'm a meat & potatoes man/woman.
7. Wherever fate takes me.
Those are "bad dude" choices? |
You're right, this quiz is totally broken. You're a f*****g c**t. |
I love when you get so riled up because of me. 
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Vekril
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 12:45 Post subject:
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| Quote: | <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041833830_ndthatssad.gif" border="0" alt="you suck, and that's sad"><br>you are the "you suck, and that's sad"<br>happy bunny. your truthful, but can be a bit<br>brutal.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">which happy bunny are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
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Yellow Journalist
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 12:56 Post subject:
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Scrabler. Is that all you know how to post about? Military this... Military that. You would be a boring person to talk to irl. Adjust your brain patterns please. Thx
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 14:16 Post subject:
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| Yellow Journalist wrote: | | Scrabler. Is that all you know how to post about? Military this... Military that. You would be a boring person to talk to irl. Adjust your brain patterns please. Thx |
No..I hardly ever talk about the military to any of my friends IRL. I just post interesting military things on here when I see them on some other site.
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Manuva
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 14:23 Post subject:
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This wasn't interesting, unlike the bunnies.
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Pags
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 17:14 Post subject:
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Your Results:
Airforce
You should join the Airforce. You don't actually want to see combat, unless it's on a monitor for some multi-million dollar missile that you're behind the controls of. Either that or you'd really just rather sit behind a desk all day.
Damn, thats scary accurate.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 17:42 Post subject:
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| Manuva wrote: | | This wasn't interesting, unlike the bunnies. |
Here's something kinda military related you might like.
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I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day
before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had
before" for dinner.
After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make,
I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten.
I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations
that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's
what I made:
I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took
out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la-King,
and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some
dehydrated/rehydrated rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops
in one pan, sautéed in shaved garlic and olive oil.
In another pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice
together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like
succotash. I added some spices, and blended everything together
in a glass pan that I then cooked in the oven for about 35 minutes
at 450 degrees.
When I took it out, it looked like, well, ham slices, pork chops,
and a bed of yellow poop. I covered the tops of the meat in the
MRE cheese (kinda like
Velveeta) and added some green sprinkly thingys from one of my
spice cans (hey, if it's got green sprinkly thingys on it, it
looks fancy right?)
For dessert, I took four MRE Pound Cakes, mashed 'em up, added five
packets of cocoa powder, powdered coffee cream, and some water. I
heated it up and stirred it until it looked like a sort of chunky
gelatinous organism, and I sprinkled powdered sugar on top of it.
Voila--Ranger Pudding.
For alcoholic drinks, I took the rest of my bottle of Military
Special Vodka (yes, they DO make a type of liquor named "Military
Special"--it sells for $4.35 per fifth) and mixed in four packets
of "Electrolytes - 1 each - Cherry flavored" (I swear, the packet
says that). It looked like an eerie kool-aid with sparkles in it
(that was the electrolytes I guess... could've been leftover sand
from Egypt).
I lit two candles, put a vase of wildflowers in the middle, and set
the table with my best set of Ralph Lauren Academy-series China
(that shit is f*****g EXPENSIVE... my set of 8 place settings
cost me over $600), and put the alcoholic drink in a crystal
wine decanter.
She came over, and I had some appetizers already made, of MRE
spaghetti-with-meatballs, set in small cups. She saw the dinner,
saw the food, and said "This looks INCREDIBLE!!!"
We dug in, and she was loving the food. Throughout the meal, she
kept asking me how long it took me to make it, and kept remarking
that I obviously knew a thing or two about cooking fine meals. She
kind of balked at the makeshift "wine" I had set out, but after
she tried it I guess she liked it because she drank four glasses
during dinner.
At the end of the main course, when I served the dessert,
she squealed with delight at the "Chocolate mousse" I had
made. Huh? Chocolate what? Okay... yeah... it's Chocolate
Moose. Took me HOURS to make... yup.
Later on, as we were watching a movie, she excused herself to use
my restroom. While she was in there, I heard her say softly to
herself "uh oh" and a resounding but petite fart punctuated her
utterance of dismay.
Let the games begin.
She sprayed about half a can of air freshener (Air Freshener,
1 each, Orange scent. Yup. The Army even makes smellgood) and
returned to the couch, this time with an obvious pained look.
After 10 more minutes she excused herself again, and retreated to
the bathroom for the second time. I could hear her say "What the
hell is WRONG with me???," as she again send flatulent shockwaves
into the porcelain bowl.
This time, they sounded kinda wet, and I heard the toilet paper
roll being employed, and again, LOTS more air freshener.
Back to the couch. She smiles meekly as she decides to sit on the
chair instead of next to me. She sits on my chair, knees pulled up
to her chest, kind of rocking back and forth slightly. Suddenly,
without a word, she ROCKETED up and FLEW to the bathroom, slammed
the door, and didn't come out for 30 minutes.
I turned the movie up because I didn't want her to hear me laughing
so hard that tears were streaming down my cheeks.
She came out with a slightly gray pallor to her face, and said
"I am SOOOOOO sorry. I have NO idea what is wrong with me. I am so
embarrassed, I can't believe I keep running to your bathroom!!" I
gave her an Imodium AD, and she finally settled down and relaxed.
Later on, she asked me again what I had made for dinner, because
she had enjoyed it so much. I calmly took her into the kitchen
and showed her all the used MRE bags and packets in the trash can.
After explaining to her that she had eaten roughly 9,000 calories
of "Army food" she turned stark white, looked at me incredulously,
and said "I ate 9,000 calories or dehydrated food that was made
3 years ago?" After I concurred, she grabbed her coat and keys,
and took off without a word.
She called me yesterday. Seems she couldn't shit for 3 days, and
when she finally did, the smell was so bad, her roommate could
smell it from down the hall. She also told me she had been working
out nonstop to combat the high caloric intake, and that she never
wanted me to cook dinner for her again, unless she was PERSONALLY
there to inspect the food beforehand.
It was a fun date. She laughed about it eventually, and said that
that was the first time she'd ever crapped in a guy's house on
a date. She'd been so upset by it she was in tears in the bathroom
while I had been in tears on the couch.
I know, I'm an a*****e, but it was still a funny night.
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Manuva
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 18:12 Post subject:
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hahahaha
ok that was good
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Owyyn
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 19:56 Post subject:
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It told me I am fit to be a marine too, and I even clicked the 'im ghey' answer. =P
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 19:57 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | | It told me I am fit to be a marine too, and I even clicked the 'im ghey' answer. =P |
Don't ask, Don't tell...what a wonderful policy. 
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Zorin
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 20:09 Post subject:
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Awesome. Scrabler is too stupid to realize he stumbled upon gay porn. 
(either that or he liked it!)
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 20:10 Post subject:
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| Zorin wrote: | Awesome. Scrabler is too stupid to realize he stumbled upon gay porn.
(either that or he liked it!) |
One of the mods changed the link..and my other post. 
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 21:09 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: |
No..I hardly ever talk about the military to any of my friends IRL. |
What IRL friends, f*g, admit it, you spend 10 hours a day playing CS imagining you're a real bad ass and talk shit here on internet forums about how f*****g strong you are and that the U.S. Marines should polish your boots because you're all that. 
I wish someone would pee on your head and poop in your shoes just to make me laugh.
Moron
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Scrabler
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Posted: 03/28/05 - 21:16 Post subject:
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| Zwadrich wrote: | | Scrabler wrote: |
No..I hardly ever talk about the military to any of my friends IRL. |
What IRL friends, f*g, admit it, you spend 10 hours a day playing CS imagining you're a real bad ass and talk shit here on internet forums about how f*****g strong you are and that the U.S. Marines should polish your boots because you're all that.
I wish someone would pee on your head and poop in your shoes just to make me laugh.
Moron |
I read an international military forum and a Marine/fam/wannabe forum daily..I don't even post on them. Sorry but I'm not a Shitbird. I know you just resent that you can't be part of something like the Marines, it's ok to admit it.
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congratulations. you are the "you smell likebutt" bunny. your brutally honest and always say whats on your mind.
