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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:37    Post subject: What are the chances.... Reply with quote

of Confused getting stung by a jellyfish in Bora Bora?

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

would be funny
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know, what are the chances of you contracting E Coli from sucking on a shit-covered c**k after ****?
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't know, what are the chances of you contracting E Coli from sucking on a shit-covered c**k after ****?


Shocked I did not need those visuals...THANK YOU!!!
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't know, what are the chances of you contracting E Coli from sucking on a shit-covered c**k after ****?


Shocked I did not need those visuals...THANK YOU!!!



agreed
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

If he did, it'd only be funny if he were mildly allergic, not deathly.

If in fact that were the case, I've come up with a quick little scenario; he'd spend a week in some underfunded clinic in Bora Bora while his wife f***s nine out of every ten islanders, including some unholy acts, lying with woman and the like.

But that can't happen. Everyone knows conservatives don't have allergies.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would rather he died alone and crippled, than on some nice island vacation.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 16:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vekril wrote:
I don't know, what are the chances of you contracting E Coli from sucking on a shit-covered c**k after ****?


Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vekril wrote:
I don't know, what are the chances of you contracting E Coli from sucking on a shit-covered c**k after ****?


Nice ! Now I have a fan also, now I don't have to be jealous of SM and Elavis from the attention you give them when they trounce you for being the little shit you are in one of your many misguided and bigoted threads !

Care to tell me how cool Guk was in '99 again?

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vekril wrote:
I don't know, what are the chances of you contracting E Coli from sucking on a shit-covered c**k after ****?


A kid at work quit recently because he claimed he got E Coli from a box of licorice. Somehow, I doubt we need to worry.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are really stretching now Mexifag - you know full well I only mention EQ in EQ related threads, almost always in response to an earlier comment


as for me stalking you? ROFL - you are the annoying f*g who comes into many threads I post in standing up on your pedestal and pronouncing me as a bigot or immoral b*****d. I only return fire when you irritate me, the rare occasion I enter one of your threads happens only on days when you decide to preach against me


so tell me really, do you have to run to the bathroom after **** to wash off so you prevent E-Coli? seems rather unsanitary
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vekril wrote:
you are really stretching now Mexifag - you know full well I only mention EQ in EQ related threads, almost always in response to an earlier comment


as for me stalking you? ROFL - you are the annoying f*g who comes into many threads I post in standing up on your pedestal and pronouncing me as a bigot or immoral b*****d. I only return fire when you irritate me, the rare occasion I enter one of your threads happens only on days when you decide to preach against me


so tell me really, do you have to run to the bathroom after **** to wash off so you prevent E-Coli? seems rather unsanitary


I don't think I've ever said you were immoral. I do think you're a bigot. I've always had a problem with how misanthropic you are in general and how you try to back up your sentiments by citing random black historian or random middle east political analyst. It's perfectly fine to hate other people, I don't see why you try to sugarcoat it. If you weren't so squeamish about your ability to hate other people fair and square with no good reason, I probably wouldn't give you a hard time.

Also.. I don't stick anyone's d**k in my mouth after it's been in anyone's ass. Gay or straight notwithstanding, that's just not my style. So in answer to your original question, I would have to say nil.

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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's a Kbarr sycophant without independent thought.

As well as a stupid m**********r.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Motherface, or should I say Cellen, I guess you are the newest member of my fan club. What kind of p***y are you to need an alt to flame on an anonymous message board?

As for a Kbarr sycophant, not quite. I disagree with Kbarr/Confused fairly often - it is that whole libertarian vs conservative thing. People have called me lots of names on this board, but saying I lack an independent thought is f*****g hilarious. Stupid is equally funny - unwise perhaps, but definitely not stupid.



Finally Nahualli:

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It's perfectly fine to hate other people, I don't see why you try to sugarcoat it. If you weren't so squeamish about your ability to hate other people fair and square with no good reason, I probably wouldn't give you a hard time.


But you see that is exactly the point. I do NOT have a blanket hatred for people due to some irrational reason like their religion or skin color. I have a strong dislike of some people based upon their beliefs or actions. Last I checked those were pretty valid reasons to dislike a person, the aspects of a human being that are under their control, rather than immutable traits like race.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trust me... you're a brainless robot who echoes Kbarr abour 97% of the time. I always love it when the mindless ones try to ride someone else's coattails while shouting "I'M A LEADER NOT A FOLLOWER!"
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Vekril. He is fun to bat points back and forth with. Even if we disagree with something, I don't go all teenage angst all over him.

Admit it, it was a good zing. Plain and simple.

I would drink a beer or three with few folks here. He'd be one of the few.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 17:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'M A LEADER NOT A FOLLOWER.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 18:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vekril wrote:

I do NOT have a blanket hatred for people due to some irrational reason like their religion or skin color. I have a strong dislike of some people based upon their beliefs or actions. Last I checked those were pretty valid reasons to dislike a person, the aspects of a human being that are under their control, rather than immutable traits like race.


Hmm... I see a difference between the two... but not much. What you're saying probably makes sense in your head.. it doesn't come across that way however.

You're basically identifying two types of generalization, and claiming one to be more correct than the other. Which is fallacious, at best. It's like saying robbing from rich people is ok because they can afford it. Stupid logic.

If I said I hate Elavis that would be because Elavis is a psycho pigfucker from hell. Can I honestly say that I hate all West Virginia hicks because they're all psycho pigfuckers from hell? Probably not because I don't know all of them.

Your analysis of the new pope was a shining example of this. You don't like him even tho he had only a short alignment with a nazi-supporting party which he voluntarily left. Your claim was that he "didn't do enough"... what the f**k? Do you have any idea what it was like to live in Nazi Germany? I certainly don't, hence I won't bother to make a judgement on the guy. What he does while CEO of the Catholic Church is a different story.. what he did as a teenager in Nazi Germany.. I think that's a little outside of the realm of what both you and I have a right to comment on. Just think back to the early days of Hitler being in power. He didn't come into power by claiming to exterminate the Jews. He came into power by promising to restore Germany to its former glory and then some, to make the Germans the superior race in the world. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that more than a couple of people were a bit surprised by what means he employed to get them there. When you're starving and your money is worth less than toilet paper, it's pretty hard to not want things to change for the better.

No I'm not defending Hitler. I'm defending the people who who believed in him and were led by the nose.

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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 18:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
I like Vekril. He is fun to bat points back and forth with. Even if we disagree with something, I don't go all teenage angst all over him.

Admit it, it was a good zing. Plain and simple.

I would drink a beer or three with few folks here. He'd be one of the few.


Bah, I would drink beer with anyone here. Just because most people act like retards on a message board doesnt mean they are anything near like that IRL. I imagine a good 60-70% of the people from RP are mild-mannered IRL for the most part.

So yea.... ummm beer.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 18:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Akimatsu wrote:
Paco wrote:
I like Vekril. He is fun to bat points back and forth with. Even if we disagree with something, I don't go all teenage angst all over him.

Admit it, it was a good zing. Plain and simple.

I would drink a beer or three with few folks here. He'd be one of the few.


Bah, I would drink beer with anyone here. Just because most people act like retards on a message board doesnt mean they are anything near like that IRL. I imagine a good 60-70% of the people from RP are mild-mannered IRL for the most part.

So yea.... ummm beer.


hehe, prolly

but I don't think I'd want to drink with Fattguy, for example

he's not old enough
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 19:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
Akimatsu wrote:
Paco wrote:
I like Vekril. He is fun to bat points back and forth with. Even if we disagree with something, I don't go all teenage angst all over him.

Admit it, it was a good zing. Plain and simple.

I would drink a beer or three with few folks here. He'd be one of the few.


Bah, I would drink beer with anyone here. Just because most people act like retards on a message board doesnt mean they are anything near like that IRL. I imagine a good 60-70% of the people from RP are mild-mannered IRL for the most part.

So yea.... ummm beer.


hehe, prolly

but I don't think I'd want to drink with Fattguy, for example

he's not old enough


I don't think I'd drink with Fattguy just on mere principle Sad

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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 19:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would drink with him because he has some insanely vivid stories of wild adventures.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 19:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nahualli wrote:
... what the f**k? Do you have any idea what it was like to live in Nazi Germany? I certainly don't

No I'm not defending Hitler.

-Nah-


Godwin's Law on the 19th post. Sad
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 19:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nahualli wrote:
Paco wrote:
Akimatsu wrote:
Paco wrote:
I like Vekril. He is fun to bat points back and forth with. Even if we disagree with something, I don't go all teenage angst all over him.

Admit it, it was a good zing. Plain and simple.

I would drink a beer or three with few folks here. He'd be one of the few.


Bah, I would drink beer with anyone here. Just because most people act like retards on a message board doesnt mean they are anything near like that IRL. I imagine a good 60-70% of the people from RP are mild-mannered IRL for the most part.

So yea.... ummm beer.


hehe, prolly

but I don't think I'd want to drink with Fattguy, for example

he's not old enough


I don't think I'd drink with Fattguy just on mere principle Sad

-Nah-


Unless you have changed significantly over the past few years, I think you probably would.
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PostPosted: 05/05/05 - 20:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

motherface wrote:
He's a Kbarr sycophant without independent thought.

As well as a stupid m**********r.


Yo Kid!

Whats up?
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