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What are good grounds for DIVORCE?

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Cethan
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PostPosted: 09/01/03 - 18:29    Post subject: What are good grounds for DIVORCE? Reply with quote

My wife is making me watch "From Justin to Kelly"...

How should I react to this?
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PostPosted: 09/01/03 - 18:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

Punch her square in the vagina
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PostPosted: 09/01/03 - 19:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

I attempted to punch her in the vagina, but I was punched square in the nuts.
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PostPosted: 09/01/03 - 19:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd consider this to be a well founded reason for divorce.

Others include:

Cutting your nuts off
Biting your d**k while giving a b******b
or putting a rubberband on your nuts while you sleep so they fall off

All of this are as painful or otherwise damaging as watching that movie
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PostPosted: 09/01/03 - 20:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

What on earth would drive a person to not only watch that so-called "movie", but force a loved one to watch it as well?
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PostPosted: 09/01/03 - 20:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

evil.
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 10:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

poor you!
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 10:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

turn gay on her
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 10:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

sir you just mailed off a f*****g blockbuster video to some d*****t who is modding your PS2.. I think you of all people should be thanking your lucky stars SHE isn't slapping YOU on the nuts with a divorce for being a f*****g d*****s.

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 10:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

gotta agree with nahoo
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 10:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah thats kind of hard to beat Shocked
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 10:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

holy shit lol.. i actually watched this movie on the flight up to anchorage. lol.. that movie is seriously gay... i like the chicks though... they suck at acting =p
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 10:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 11:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sabalo,

You were in Anchorage and didn't call me ?

WTF IRL.

Frashii
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 13:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justin, the seventies called, they want their perm back.
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 14:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

getting married is grounds for devorice
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

some man kept calling me "grounds for divorce" every time he saw me this summer.
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sasa wrote:
some man kept calling me "grounds for divorce" every time he saw me this summer.


hahah

yup, i've seen why
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

made me feel "dirty"
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

in a sasavixen kind of way?
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always Wink
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

now I feel "dirty"
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sasa!!!!!!!!

Thx that is all
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

0_0
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 15:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definitely grounds for divorce - mental cruelty right there.

My kids (12 and 13) want to see it. I'd divorce them if I could. At least their old enough to see it alone while the hubby and I see a different movie!
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 18:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her you'll meet her there and show-up with a date.

That's what I'd do.
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 20:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

d00d frash i dont have your #, i was up there twice this summer =p im going to be a fishing guide next summer for a month or so.. ill hit you up then
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PostPosted: 09/02/03 - 20:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Definitely grounds for divorce - mental cruelty right there.

My kids (12 and 13) want to see it. I'd divorce them if I could. At least their old enough to see it alone while the hubby and I see a different movie!



Jesus just smack em in the face and get it over with. They need to learn crap from real movies.
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