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Tiluvas
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 Posted: 12/28/04 - 14:58 Post subject: What Are Your Strange Fears?
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In my younger days, I had a strange fear of using other peoples toilets. I was always afraid of having to poop or flush the toilet. I think this is because once when I was seven I had to use my friends bathroom, and when I went to flush it broke the house. They didn't tell me not to flush, and their toilet was broken. When I flushed it f****d up their entire plumbing pretty much.
At another friends house, I went to poop and the toilet didn't even work. Fortunately, there was a group of us so I just wiped and went about my business like nothing happened. Now, when I go over to a friends house to poop, especially if it's an older house, I have this fear in the back of my mind that the toilet was broken or some how doesn't work and it's going to break.
When I was younger in my house, we had another rule. Yellow is mellow, brown is down. This was during the drought(sp?) of california. If you only peed in the bowl you didn't need to flush until it was stinky. If you pooped though, you better flush. I was always nervous about peeing at other peoples houses, because I wasn't sure if they followed that rule as well. I didn't want to offend them by not flushing my urine, and I didn't want to use unwasted water by flushing something that is merely mellow.
What are your wierd or abnormal fears?
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sinrakin
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:07 Post subject:
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I'm afraid that I'm going to open a thread, and it's going to turn out to be about poop.
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Majy
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:37 Post subject:
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Sometimes I'm afraid that my old "My Buddy" doll that I stashed in a closet will turn alive and kill me b/c I stashed him in a closet.
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Frostkiss
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:38 Post subject:
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Escalators, my parents scared the hell out of me when I was young, and to this day, I still jump the last little bit, you never know if it'll suck you in =/
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Goraz
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:40 Post subject:
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I was always afraid of falling in an outhouse.
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Majy
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:42 Post subject:
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| Frostkiss wrote: | | Escalators, my parents scared the hell out of me when I was young, and to this day, I still jump the last little bit, you never know if it'll suck you in =/ |
In like 6th grade or something this kid I knew was at the National History Museum and his foot got sucked into an escalator by his shoelace, he lost his big toe and a good portion of his shoe. True story. I share your fear.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:45 Post subject:
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I was the same way Tiluvas. I'd walk 4 blocks home from my friends house whenever I had to take a crap. The first time I used his toilet it overflowed and made a big mess. So the next time I had to go I used their toilet in the basement because I didn't trust the one upstairs anymore. After relieving myself I found out it wasn't hooked up and just had stagnant water floating in it. I would never use the toilets at any of my friends house after all this.
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Gethy
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:47 Post subject:
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| Frostkiss wrote: | | Escalators, my parents scared the hell out of me when I was young, and to this day, I still jump the last little bit, you never know if it'll suck you in =/ |
That kid is back on the escalator again!
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Owyyn
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 15:47 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | Frostkiss wrote: | | Escalators, my parents scared the hell out of me when I was young, and to this day, I still jump the last little bit, you never know if it'll suck you in =/ |
In like 6th grade or something this kid I knew was at the National History Museum and his foot got sucked into an escalator by his shoelace, he lost his big toe and a good portion of his shoe. True story. I share your fear. |
Reminds me of an episode of Rescue 911. Some kid got a piece of clothing stuck in the escalator and it was slowly strangling him to death and nobody could get him free nor find the emergency turn off button. The paramedics arrive and the first thing they do is hit the emergency turn off button 1 foot away from the kid.
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lauren000
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 16:42 Post subject:
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afraid of not being accepted as female. afraid of being left in chronic pain without any tools to manage it. I used to be afraid to use the restroom by myself when I was a kid, never figured out why that was.
edit: I'm extremely afraid of mosquitos, scorpions, black widows, and brown recluses.
Last edited by lauren000 on 12/28/04 - 17:10; edited 1 time in total
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euphonious
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:09 Post subject:
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Zombies. Zombies are f*****g scary.
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Kenbin
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:13 Post subject:
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Trannies, actually, that isn't a strange fear.
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lauren000
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:21 Post subject:
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| Kenbin wrote: | | Trannies, actually, that isn't a strange fear. |
you must mean tranvestites, because they are scary
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Paco
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 20:39 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | Kenbin wrote: | | Trannies, actually, that isn't a strange fear. |
you must mean tranvestites, because they are scary |
Yes, you are.
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atarom
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 20:59 Post subject:
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aliens and death.
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gotissues68
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 21:17 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | afraid of not being accepted as female. afraid of being left in chronic pain without any tools to manage it. I used to be afraid to use the restroom by myself when I was a kid, never figured out why that was.
edit: I'm extremely afraid of mosquitos, scorpions, black widows, and brown recluses. |
You do realize that half of those fears would be cured if you didn't have the need to cut your d**k off right? And what "tools" manage pain? Oh shit I can't have a bandsaw to deal with my pain! If you're talking about pain killers, thats your own damn fault for being a fuckup and doing heroin =\
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 21:23 Post subject:
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Uh, I will think of something ! .....................................
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Maybe Im scared of how n*****s will out populate whites in the future...
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Manuva
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 21:46 Post subject:
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I still have a hard time taking a dump in anyones bathroom but my own.
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lauren000
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 22:13 Post subject:
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| gotissues68 wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | afraid of not being accepted as female. afraid of being left in chronic pain without any tools to manage it. I used to be afraid to use the restroom by myself when I was a kid, never figured out why that was.
edit: I'm extremely afraid of mosquitos, scorpions, black widows, and brown recluses. |
You do realize that half of those fears would be cured if you didn't have the need to cut your d**k off right? And what "tools" manage pain? Oh shit I can't have a bandsaw to deal with my pain! If you're talking about pain killers, thats your own damn fault for being a fuckup and doing heroin =\ |
those fears are no more curable than anyone elses. And in terms of tools to manage pain, I don't really care if it's an opiate, surgery, or alternative therapy, I just want something that works.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 22:33 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | gotissues68 wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | afraid of not being accepted as female. afraid of being left in chronic pain without any tools to manage it. I used to be afraid to use the restroom by myself when I was a kid, never figured out why that was.
edit: I'm extremely afraid of mosquitos, scorpions, black widows, and brown recluses. |
You do realize that half of those fears would be cured if you didn't have the need to cut your d**k off right? And what "tools" manage pain? Oh shit I can't have a bandsaw to deal with my pain! If you're talking about pain killers, thats your own damn fault for being a fuckup and doing heroin =\ |
those fears are no more curable than anyone elses. And in terms of tools to manage pain, I don't really care if it's an opiate, surgery, or alternative therapy, I just want something that works. |
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FoShizzo
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 23:02 Post subject:
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playing with my bellybutton and haveint it bust open and my guts flying all over the place outa this little hole in my belly 
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lauren000
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 00:16 Post subject:
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afraid of getting fat
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Verdeloth
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 00:18 Post subject:
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sockpuppets
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Ciladar
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 02:10 Post subject:
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| Manuva wrote: | | I still have a hard time taking a dump in anyones bathroom but my own. |
/nod
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 02:20 Post subject:
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I fear looking at my feces as I get up to flush the toilet
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Paden
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 02:20 Post subject:
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i'll shit in anyones toilet it dont matter to me
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 03:12 Post subject:
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i'm hungry because i shat all my insides out
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Manuva
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 03:40 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | i'll shit in anyones toilet it dont matter to me |
I can't do that. I know just how to sit in my toilet so that my ass spreads well enough to get a solid yet perfectly clean dump every time. I barely even have to wipe when I crap on my throne.
Yet if I have a seat on someone elses, it takes alot of wiggling to get it right, and most of the time I just end up with infinite wipes anyways.
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Scrum
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 03:44 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | gotissues68 wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | afraid of not being accepted as female. afraid of being left in chronic pain without any tools to manage it. I used to be afraid to use the restroom by myself when I was a kid, never figured out why that was.
edit: I'm extremely afraid of mosquitos, scorpions, black widows, and brown recluses. |
You do realize that half of those fears would be cured if you didn't have the need to cut your d**k off right? And what "tools" manage pain? Oh shit I can't have a bandsaw to deal with my pain! If you're talking about pain killers, thats your own damn fault for being a fuckup and doing heroin =\ |
those fears are no more curable than anyone elses. And in terms of tools to manage pain, I don't really care if it's an opiate, surgery, or alternative therapy, I just want something that works. |
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 12/29/04 - 04:00 Post subject:
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im afraid of people... is that weird?
i think its well earned... look around.
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