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Posted: 08/04/04 - 17:29
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Aluaeia
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Nahualli wrote:
WTS slightly used lvl 26 Mexican Punk account. Decent gear, has some plat but bank is mostly stripped, comes with 3 pets, some AAs.

PST with offers, NO TRADES.

-Jesus!-


Can I transfer him to my account?


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 17:39
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Ikkan
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sorry nah Sad You can find someone hotter anyway I saw his picture!


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 17:51
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You're 26? I always thought you were mid 30's. Confused


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 18:02
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Nahualli
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Owyyn wrote:
You're 26? I always thought you were mid 30's. Confused


ack! gods no !!

I'm still pretty young. I do turn 27 in a couple of weeks tho, saying I'm 26 is a technicality at this point.

-Nah-


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 18:05
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Silvermouse wrote:

Kid: "Daddy, I like to play outside!"
Silvermouse: "Bad people are outside. Let's go back into the basement and play with 'The Machine'"
Kid: "No! I want to go outside!"
Silvermouse: "Well you can't go outside. We're going to go play with 'The Machine'. If you try to escape, I'll put on 'The Extender' and do to you what I did last time."
Wife: "For God's sake, Silvermouse, just use the extender on him. I'm tired of the arguments. Also, I slept with Nah because I've agreed to have his baby."
Silvermouse: "=("


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 18:10
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Nahualli
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Confused wrote:
Silvermouse wrote:

Kid: "Daddy, I like to play outside!"
Silvermouse: "Bad people are outside. Let's go back into the basement and play with 'The Machine'"
Kid: "No! I want to go outside!"
Silvermouse: "Well you can't go outside. We're going to go play with 'The Machine'. If you try to escape, I'll put on 'The Extender' and do to you what I did last time."
Wife: "For God's sake, Silvermouse, just use the extender on him. I'm tired of the arguments. Also, I slept with Jesus! because I've agreed to have his baby."
Silvermouse: "=("


Isn't this technically libel?

-Nah-


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 18:30
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Confused wrote:
Silvermouse wrote:

Kid: "Daddy, I like to play outside!"
Silvermouse: "Bad people are outside. Let's go back into the basement and play with 'The Machine'"
Kid: "No! I want to go outside!"
Silvermouse: "Well you can't go outside. We're going to go play with 'The Machine'. If you try to escape, I'll put on 'The Extender' and do to you what I did last time."
Wife: "For God's sake, Silvermouse, just use the extender on him. I'm tired of the arguments. Also, I slept with Jesus! because I've agreed to have his baby."
Silvermouse: "This is welcome news! I cherish your choices and hope that we reach the perfect balance between partnership and independant ideas. Now, back to The Extender!"


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 18:32
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Frehya
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Nahualli wrote:
Confused wrote:
How do two men "have a kid"? Do you pick one up at your local Safeway?


The same way single men have kids.

It involves the use of a woman.

-Jesus!-


So basically, N.ah is looking for a woman to have his babies.

p.s. do I want to know what the 'extender' is?


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 18:56
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Frehya wrote:


So basically, N.ah is looking for a woman to have his babies.
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Yep! Because adoption agencies aren't known for their acceptance of single parent and same-sex couple adoptions.

-Nah-


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 19:05
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That sucks, but i bet honestly you were not happy about some other things for awhile that you just let slide.

Give it some time and date a bit, don't settle down with the next person, you are free which you have not been in a long time try to find some people that appreciate you more then your x.

And if its really over break it off completly with your x, anything else just drags it out and makes things much worse.


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 19:16
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Nahualli
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Ashenor wrote:
That sucks, but i bet honestly you were not happy about some other things for awhile that you just let slide.


Yep. It was many things. The kid thing was simply the breaking point, the moment I knew for sure this would never work out regardless how happy I was on a physical level.

-Nah-


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 19:53
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Nahualli wrote:
Confused wrote:
Silvermouse wrote:

Kid: "Daddy, I like to play outside!"
Silvermouse: "Bad people are outside. Let's go back into the basement and play with 'The Machine'"
Kid: "No! I want to go outside!"
Silvermouse: "Well you can't go outside. We're going to go play with 'The Machine'. If you try to escape, I'll put on 'The Extender' and do to you what I did last time."
Wife: "For God's sake, Silvermouse, just use the extender on him. I'm tired of the arguments. Also, I slept with Jesus! because I've agreed to have his baby."
Silvermouse: "=("


Isn't this technically libel?

-Jesus!-


No.


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 19:56
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Nahualli wrote:
I'm officially single now, just ended an 8.5 year relationship.

Take a potshot at me if you want to, I don't *quite* feel s****y enough about my life atm, negativity is like money, you can never have too much of it.

-Jesus!-


Shit man im sorry =((
I can offer you this small solace.
Time does indeed make it better.
Till then, ride it out.


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 19:58
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Zwadrich
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am very sorry to hear Nah Sad /hugs for you!


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 20:17
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Man, I've been with the wif for about 8 years, 3 dating 5 married, I can't imagine us splitting up, I doubt I can understand what it's like, what you just went through, man that must suck.

However comma

Now you are a free man and can be "released into the wild" again Very Happy


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 20:23
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One Question -> Who gets the electric couch when you guys split up?

pst. i'm interested


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 20:39
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Jack Crow wrote:
Nahualli wrote:
I'm officially single now, just ended an 8.5 year relationship.

Take a potshot at me if you want to, I don't *quite* feel s****y enough about my life atm, negativity is like money, you can never have too much of it.

-Jesus!-


Shit man im sorry =((
I can offer you this small solace.
Time does indeed make it better.
Till then, ride it out.


Was that a poem?


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 20:45
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I've recently come out due to my hatred of females. Yeah I'm gay

Nah is single...


ON THE GOOD SHIP, LOLLIPOP ITS A SWEET TRIP TO THE CANDY SHOP

WHERE BONBONS PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 20:50
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RING MY BELL RING MY BELL RING MY BELL


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Posted: 08/04/04 - 20:51
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Paco wrote:
Put the bong down sir.


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