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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 02/24/04 - 09:23 Post subject: Well, I tried Role-Playing in EQ
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I made a hotkey and went to the bazaar. Things didn't quite go as planned, but I did make 420pp.
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Jakanden
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003
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Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 02/24/04 - 09:24 Post subject:
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/duel
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Callaren
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Joined: 03 Dec 2003
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Location: South Jersey
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Posted: 02/24/04 - 11:59 Post subject:
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rofl
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 02:12 Post subject:
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I went ogre for that bazaar blockade.
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Sabalo
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 07:11 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote: | Everytime I zone into their someone ask me for money, so I always Reply , f**k you w***e.
1 time me and jerrome was in bazaar and created a mass ogre blockade by nexus bank.. That was pwn.. it was almost as good as the spinning ogre blockade in POT <3. |
remember the ogre blockade in PoT door? no one could get in or out cuz there were like 6 ogres and a tree cant see in or out of it lol it was fun.. i was giving everyone ogre form
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Luturb
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Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 12:59 Post subject:
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Hehe, there was an ogre named "Inna Way" blocking the door to the PoK bank last night. A dev stopped by and deathtouched him.
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Secret Seranni
Luke Warm
Joined: 01 May 2003
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Location: Scotland
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 14:19 Post subject:
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Almost every day i get it..
'Do u hav any monk items i could have'
(polite reply) 'No, all my stuff is no drop.'
'Well do u hav any pp i could have sir for my spells'
(maddens me that people assume a monk has to be a sir.. and why would a monk need spells... and if the person is guilded one can only assume they have a higher level toon than level 4 monk.... and if they were a proper noob how would they be able to who all monk and come up with my name.........'
/ignore randomPoSjerk_076
I never scrounged pp or loot when i was a noob... and if i have noob junk i generally ooc it as a free for all... GRR i hate scrounging pieces of shit!
/rant off!!!
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Rasil_Sabishi
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 14:35 Post subject:
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| Secret Seranni wrote: | Almost every day i get it..
'Do u hav any monk items i could have'
(polite reply) 'No, all my stuff is no drop.'
'Well do u hav any pp i could have sir for my spells'
(maddens me that people assume a monk has to be a sir.. and why would a monk need spells... and if the person is guilded one can only assume they have a higher level toon than level 4 monk.... and if they were a proper noob how would they be able to who all monk and come up with my name.........'
/ignore randomPoSjerk_076
I never scrounged pp or loot when i was a noob... and if i have noob junk i generally ooc it as a free for all... GRR i hate scrounging pieces of shit!
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Send them to Derringer like I do. I usually tell them that he will only give pp or items to a person who is really persistent about it, to keep trying because he appreciates dedication and don't take no for an answer because he'll evenentually rewarded you with a good chunk of pp.
Derringer hates me.
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Secret Seranni
Luke Warm
Joined: 01 May 2003
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Location: Scotland
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 14:50 Post subject:
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ROFL
He is so nice he would probably talk to them as well =/
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Occulis
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 15:15 Post subject:
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Woot! I'll add Derringer to my friends list, then.
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Derringer
Luke Warm
Joined: 25 Oct 2002
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 15:17 Post subject:
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Fekkers =/
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LocomanTM
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Joined: 21 Dec 2002
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 15:26 Post subject: RE:
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I always tell them to talk to Kemble....hes loaded.
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Meeatsu
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Joined: 10 Nov 2002
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Location: St. Louis, Mo
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 15:29 Post subject:
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Kemble's a w***e :/
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Spiritz
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 16:15 Post subject:
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Thats a good idea Rasil.
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Paco
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 16:34 Post subject:
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| Derringer wrote: | | Fekkers =/ |
Just think, I post Derringer's name on other forums to send him a tell across servers too, all to ask for cash/items
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Frashii
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 18:11 Post subject:
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I always wondered why Derringer took so long to reply to my cyb0rs =(
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Malodious
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 18:50 Post subject:
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I dunno, some of those people are kinda endearing in a weird way. I don't like the direct l00t beggars, but if i'm grouping with someone pickup and I strike up a conversation with em and they are really undergeared or something if I can help them out a bit I usually will.
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Rasil_Sabishi
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 19:22 Post subject:
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| Malodious wrote: | | I dunno, some of those people are kinda endearing in a weird way. I don't like the direct l00t beggars, but if i'm grouping with someone pickup and I strike up a conversation with em and they are really undergeared or something if I can help them out a bit I usually will. |
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Malodious
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 19:24 Post subject:
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While you on the other hand, shall be eternaly damned. 
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Rasil_Sabishi
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 19:27 Post subject:
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Damn skippy!
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Malodious
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 23:28 Post subject:
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Hahahaha /tears.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 23:39 Post subject:
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| Rasil_Sabishi wrote: |
Damn skippy! |
Hmm, that picture always makes me hungry for lifesavers and babies
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Nuldaan
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Posted: 02/26/04 - 03:07 Post subject:
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| Secret Seranni wrote: | Almost every day i get it..
'Do u hav any monk items i could have'
(polite reply) 'No, all my stuff is no drop.'
'Well do u hav any pp i could have sir for my spells'
(maddens me that people assume a monk has to be a sir.. and why would a monk need spells... and if the person is guilded one can only assume they have a higher level toon than level 4 monk.... and if they were a proper noob how would they be able to who all monk and come up with my name.........'
/ignore randomPoSjerk_076
I never scrounged pp or loot when i was a noob... and if i have noob junk i generally ooc it as a free for all... GRR i hate scrounging pieces of shit!
/rant off!!! |
If it makes you feel any better, i came back to EQ recently and had some crazy notion that I'd gear up my new warrior the hard way. So there I am a level 15 woodelf warrior, with my l33t bronze and cloth armor combination and dual wielding my FS longswords (for an amazing 1.6 DPS) , in the Gfay bank, trying to convert my copper into plat so I can have enough plat to buy a 5 year old twink item when along comes a level 20-something warrior asking me for gear...
then a 30-something ranger...
then another warrior...
then someone asked for clarity (Sure...meet me in PoTime)
then some caster asking for gear...
then a requests for SoW (I still get this at level 60+. FYI: WOODELVES CAN BE WARRIORS!) 
then...etc etc...
I finally closed my chat boxes to make the hurting stop. 
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Desaitar
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Posted: 02/26/04 - 04:15 Post subject:
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lol, i normally have a few bags full of n00bie gear for people who ask, nothing special, if they truly are a n00b then i dont mind helpin em a bit, if they arent, then oh well, no big loss for me, no real gain for them 
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Thrallt
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Posted: 02/26/04 - 05:19 Post subject:
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/mourn baby jesus.
He died for our loot whoring.
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Manuva
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Posted: 02/26/04 - 11:09 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Rasil_Sabishi wrote: |
Damn skippy! |
Hmm, that picture always makes me hungry for lifesavers and babies |
BABY PEACHES!!!!!!!!!
x 1000000 IRL!!!
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kemble
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Location: MI
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Posted: 02/26/04 - 16:36 Post subject: Re: RE:
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| LocomanTM wrote: | | I always tell them to talk to Kemble....hes loaded. |
I, in turn, refer them to Derringer as well. He craves attention IRL.
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Zuboomafoo
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Posted: 02/26/04 - 23:02 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote: | Everytime I zone into their someone ask me for money, so I always Reply , f**k you w***e.
1 time me and jerrome was in bazaar and created a mass ogre blockade by nexus bank.. That was pwn.. it was almost as good as the spinning ogre blockade in POT <3. |
1 time me and jerrome was in bazaar...dude get a f*****g education.
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