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sinrakin
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 Posted: 11/15/04 - 12:43 Post subject: Welcome to the new moral America
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lol, and I was afraid the new morality would make the US superficial and stupid. And I can't be bothered to see if Indiana was a red state or blue state; I just thought it was a funny topic name 
http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/Nov2004/news003.htm
| Quote: | Hostettler mounting campaign to change the name of Interstate 69
By August Wayne, THG News
John Hostettler, the Congressman representing the 8th district of Indiana, has been convinced by local religious groups to introduce legislation in the House that would change the name of an Interstate 69 extension to a more moral sounding number.
There are plans to extend the interstate from Indianapolis through southwestern Indiana all the way through Texas into Mexico in the coming years. While most believe this highway will be good for the state’s economy, religious conservatives believe “I-69” sounds too risqué and want to change the interstate’s number.
Hostettler, a proponent of the interstate extension, agrees. “Every time I have been out in the public with an ‘I-69’ button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it. I have had many ask me if they can have my button. I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do.”
As a matter of fact, naming the highway’s extension I-69 is a violation of the Interstate Highway System’s rules for numbering roads. Interstates numbers are to increase from west to east. If the extension through southern Indiana is named I-69, then 69 will be west of I-65, a direct violation.
“Naming the road I-63 not only follows numbering guidelines, it doesn’t have the **** undertones that I-69 has,” says Hostettler, “It is a win-win situation.”
The change will more than likely be introduced in committee when Congress convenes after the first of the year.
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This is a spoof btw
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Aluaeia
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 13:01 Post subject:
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In other news, the Office of National Drug Control Policy has passed a law making April 20th illegal. All people found existing on April 20th will be arrested. Possible sentences include Life Imprisonment Without the Possibility of Parole for first time offenders, and Death by Firing Squad for Repeat Offenders. Concerned Citizens are urged to use black markers on their calendars and to change their watches, clocks and computers to bypass the illegal date.
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Goraz
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Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 14:45 Post subject:
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yes and jerking off while rubbing l*****n sausage on your asscrack is a hell worthy trespass.
you can also serve 5 years max for it.
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kbarr
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 14:51 Post subject:
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| Goraz wrote: | yes and jerking off while rubbing l*****n sausage on your asscrack is a hell worthy trespass.
you can also serve 5 years max for it. |
Teen forum plz.
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Brael
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 15:30 Post subject:
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Don't forget each day only has 1438 minutes now so we no longer have to be exposed to such evil times as 4:20
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 15:44 Post subject:
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Oh f**k, I'm so not a stoner, so I even got the wrong numbered date.
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median
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Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 19:11 Post subject:
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is that an onion article?
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stickynutz
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Joined: 25 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 19:15 Post subject:
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Thats awsome.
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danjangula
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 19:18 Post subject:
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Spoof news articles are some of the most pointless and unfunny things in existance.
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Xenden
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 19:23 Post subject:
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| danjangula wrote: | | Spoof news articles are some of the most pointless and unfunny things in existance. |
Who are you, and why do you clutter up our message board? We have enough useless heaps of shit fouling this place up.
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gotissues68
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 19:55 Post subject:
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Maybe they should renumber state route 666 in New Mexico.. I have had the pleasure of driving that stretch of road before..
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Scrabler
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 20:00 Post subject:
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| gotissues68 wrote: | | Maybe they should renumber state route 666 in New Mexico.. I have had the pleasure of driving that stretch of road before.. |
It was renamed recently from what I remember.
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 11/15/04 - 20:50 Post subject:
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| Xenden wrote: | | danjangula wrote: | | Spoof news articles are some of the most pointless and unfunny things in existance. |
Who are you, and why do you clutter up our message board? We have enough useless heaps of shit fouling this place up. |
OMGHI2U2
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