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Occulis
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 Posted: 11/24/03 - 19:58 Post subject: Weird question about defecating
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Do you ever drop a 2-foot brownsnake in the toilet and, before flushing, think something along the lines of, "Wow?" Then do you ever feel actual pride at the size of the turd?
I mean, especially if it's well-formed and it passed out your rear with relative ease? I guess when I'm 90yrs old and grippin my ankles for 40 minutes per bowel movement these moments will seem justifiably redeeming.
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 20:09 Post subject:
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The ones that come out with surgical precision are the ones I'm proud of. No matter the size or shape, if I can get away with 1 or 2 wipes I feel like the king.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 21:03 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | if I can get away with 1 or 2 wipes I feel like the king. |
Definantly.
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Yabden
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 22:42 Post subject:
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those ones do rock. Makes you feel all clean and whatnot.
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khrath
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 23:21 Post subject:
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i like the messy ones where i get to smear poop all over the place
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Haphasto
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 23:24 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: | | i like the messy ones where i get to smear poop all over the place |
pure magic...christ man lol
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compusmack
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 08:36 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | The ones that come out with surgical precision are the ones I'm proud of. No matter the size or shape, if I can get away with 1 or 2 wipes I feel like the king. |
Yes, especially if you're at the office.
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Jakanden
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 08:47 Post subject:
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As long as im in an out of the bathroom in no more than 10min im happy.
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Zapper
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Jakanden
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 09:12 Post subject:
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For some odd reason, my spider-sense is warning me not to do it..
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 11:48 Post subject:
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Gotta agree with the precision poo. There's been episodes where I've had to make a deposit at work really badly, and I shit for about 30 seconds and wipe for about 9 minutes. Then I have to run out to my car, spray some deo on and hope nobody asks me why I smell like shit.
There have been loads that were impressively sized, especially when it gets lodged on the flush and needs to be helped along.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 12:17 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | I shit for about 30 seconds and wipe for about 9 minutes. Then I have to run out to my car, spray some deo on and hope nobody asks me why I smell like shit. |
HUH???
Why would you smell like shit? What are you wiping with your shirt??
f*****g pig
-Nah-
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 12:21 Post subject:
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You are a strange individual.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 12:53 Post subject:
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Well sorry... I just wouldn't come out of a bathroom smelling like shit unless I was like rolling around in it or something.
-Nah-
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 12:56 Post subject:
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Tell me if I'm wrong but after I drop a messy load and go through the motions of cleanup, I personally still smell at least the echo of the shitstink.
Call me paranoid but I like to be sure that there's no evidence, persay. No need to call me a f*****g pig just because I don't want to exit a restroom and return to my workly duties still sniffing poop.
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 13:07 Post subject:
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llolololo OINK OINK spitulski
SOOOOWEEEEEEEEEE
OINK OINK OINK
hahah go roll around in some more shit!
Spitulski tells you, "*grunt grunt* WEARES IS THE TROTH???"
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 13:13 Post subject:
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Thank you for calling Technical Support, my name is Piggie. Can I shit where I eat please?
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 13:23 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | Tell me if I'm wrong but after I drop a messy load and go through the motions of cleanup, I personally still smell at least the echo of the shitstink.
Call me paranoid but I like to be sure that there's no evidence, persay. No need to call me a f*****g pig just because I don't want to exit a restroom and return to my workly duties still sniffing poop. |
You're wrong.
You're paranoid.
f*****g pig
-Nah-
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 13:28 Post subject:
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I still stand by my statement that you are a strange, f****d up individual.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 13:55 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | I still stand by my statement that you are a strange, f****d up individual. |
Why? I'm doing EXACTLY what you asked to do.
You said "tell me if I'm wrong" then you said "Call me paranoid" then you said no need to call me a f*****g pig.
But you ARE wrong, you ARE paranoid and because you smell like shit you ARE a f*****g pig.
I don't see a problem here.
-Nah-
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 13:56 Post subject:
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hey ware is my 'hot topic' loololo khrath is banging 17 yr old mall chix.
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 13:57 Post subject:
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Boo f*****g hoo, you f****d up peice of shit.
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Akronn
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 14:04 Post subject:
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It's possible you're not wiping sufficiently.
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/25/03 - 14:07 Post subject:
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Lol no no no, I don't smell like shit, I just smell it. Afterburner, residual effects, blah blah and shit. Deo just seems to freshen everything up. Deo own.
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