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Vekril
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 Posted: 10/17/04 - 20:43 Post subject: Wanted - Lines from Team America!!
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Free naked pics of Khrath and Paco to whomever can get me the wording to that "d**k, p***y and a*****e" speech at the end of Team America.
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kireol
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 20:46 Post subject:
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There are three kinds of people in this world," Johnston says. "Dicks, a******s and p*****s. We're dicks, and the rest of the world are p*****s. But sometimes an a*****e comes along and wants to shit all over everyone, and the only kind of person who can f**k an a*****e is a d**k, because p*****s are just an inch away from being a******s themselves."
google > Vekril
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 20:46 Post subject:
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I am a d**k.
Alec Baldwin is a p***y.
Kim Jong Il is an a*****e.
<insert next lines>
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Vekril
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 20:49 Post subject:
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thanks Kireol. can you get me the full text of the speech? I seem to remember it being longer than that
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kireol
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 20:52 Post subject:
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google some of that i pasted. i just googled team america p*****s dicks a******s and got that much
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LerraLove
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 02:20 Post subject:
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I think it is morelike... (At the end)
NO! We're dicks. And you are all p*****s! And (korean guy) Is an a*****e!
Dicks f**k everything without thinking about it first, sometimes at inappropriate times, and p*****s think we can all get along and negotiate and play nice. p*****s don't like dicks, because dicks f**k p*****s. But what the p*****s don’t realize is that there are a******s out there too, and you need dicks to f**k a******s because otherwise a******s will just shit all over everything. Sometimes p*****s get so full of shit that they become a******s too, because p*****s are just an inch and a half away from a******s.
thats all i can remember lol
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 02:24 Post subject:
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America f**k yeah!
Lick my butt!
Kiss my balls!
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halfbent
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 02:35 Post subject:
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| LerraLove wrote: | I think it is morelike... (At the end)
NO! We're dicks. And you are all p*****s! And (korean guy) Is an a*****e!
Dicks f**k everything without thinking about it first, sometimes at inappropriate times, and p*****s think we can all get along and negotiate and play nice. p*****s don't like dicks, because dicks f**k p*****s. But what the p*****s don’t realize is that there are a******s out there too, and you need dicks to f**k a******s because otherwise a******s will just shit all over everything. Sometimes p*****s get so full of shit that they become a******s too, because p*****s are just an inch and a half away from a******s.
thats all i can remember lol |
Sounds very close.
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Spitulski
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 02:40 Post subject:
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*More chair scooting*
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Merican
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 03:47 Post subject:
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just got out from this movie... ive been looking for that speech too =/ got the soundtrack tho!
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Someone
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 03:59 Post subject:
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You're no help.
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Lambart
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 08:37 Post subject:
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im surprised that it didn't do so well in the box office this weekend, I loved it and it took 3rd and they reported that they were disappointed in its outcome. They predicted it could take the number 1 spot.
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kireol
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 09:18 Post subject:
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I miss LD
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Buntz
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 09:36 Post subject:
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they tried to open against sharktale.. =p that was just stupid on their part
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Lambart
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 11:38 Post subject:
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<3 Kireol
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themy
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 12:13 Post subject:
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kireol, the lines you found are all out of order =/
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LerraLove
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 12:43 Post subject:
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its rated R, not many R rated movies do really really well because a huge chunk of the audience is rejected when they are asked to show ID 
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Scrabler
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 12:59 Post subject:
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| LerraLove wrote: | | its rated R, not many R rated movies do really really well because a huge chunk of the audience is rejected when they are asked to show ID |
So go with a parent.
I've seen it with friends and I went with just my dad again heh. I guess most parents wouldn't like it though lol.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 16:02 Post subject:
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I'll make it tonight
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halfbent
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 19:09 Post subject:
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This was the only movie I've been carded for in years.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 19:09 Post subject:
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I didn't get carded actually.
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Merican
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 19:11 Post subject:
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i never get carded anymore at movies.. usually i dont at casinos. strip clubs only if i shave =/
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Jakanden
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 19:13 Post subject:
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| Buntz wrote: | | they tried to open against sharktale.. =p that was just stupid on their part |
Unfortunately, this combined with the R rating spell doom for many good movies heh
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Scrabler
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 19:23 Post subject:
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| Merican wrote: | | i never get carded anymore at movies.. usually i dont at casinos. strip clubs only if i shave =/ |
Yeah I look a lot younger when I shave.
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Norrick
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Posted: 10/19/04 - 00:43 Post subject:
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"I promise I will never die"
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Spitulski
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Posted: 10/19/04 - 11:23 Post subject:
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AIDS, AIDS, AIDS! EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 10/19/04 - 11:33 Post subject:
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I thought it was kind of funny but it definitely wasn't as good as south park. There is just so much dead air in the movie.
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Frax
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Posted: 10/19/04 - 12:42 Post subject:
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You missed a lot then. It had tons of Blazing Saddles type subtleties. They pretty much poked fun at every ethnicity and religion on the planet. The shoe polish and fake beard disguse was classic.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 10/19/04 - 15:47 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | You missed a lot then. It had tons of Blazing Saddles type subtleties. They pretty much poked fun at every ethnicity and religion on the planet. The shoe polish and fake beard disguse was classic. |
You mean the hastily dyed cotton balls?
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Spitulski
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Posted: 10/20/04 - 01:01 Post subject:
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The movie was wasted on you =/.
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