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Pamena
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:43    Post subject: Wanna hear something funny? Reply with quote

Remember how I posted...was it last week?..that I was pregnant, well I found out that I'm almost 5 months pregnant. LOL How someone can be 5months pregnant and not know is beyond me. All this time I've been playing softball, volleyball and basketball while pregnant. With my history I'm just glad nothing happened. Oh and by the way it's a boy! I'll be seriously outnumbered now, 3 boys to 1 girl...LOL
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow, that's pretty f****d up Wink

hehe

I'd hear about some white trash welfare b*****s who are pretty fat, not knowing they're preggers, and then one day, bam, while pinchin a loaf or something..babytime. lol

and now this makes sense:

Pamena wrote:
I agree they are great, I had to send my hubby out the other night to get some I was craving them so bad!


craving marshmallow and pickles, covered in chocolate yet, with a side of sardines?
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Pamena
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok first of all...I'm not fat, white trash, welfare victim. And no, not craving anything other than chinese food at the moment. Wink
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 08:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pamena wrote:
Ok first of all...I'm not fat, white trash, welfare victim. And no, not craving anything other than chinese food at the moment. Wink


I wasn't implying that at all, since you mentioned sports ma'am. But merely the fact that it reminded me of such welfare stories as seen on Springer, etc... Wink

"I didn't know I was pregnant!" Wink

that's all, nothing more, nothing less Smile
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

are you on extended brth control?

how do you miss your period for 4/5 months and not think anything is weird?
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

wun tiem my gf had 2 take teh stick an i wuz gigglin the whole time

cuz i knew if she wuz pregnant i had a .45 in the car to blow my own brains out wiff lololo 'cya ho'

cant get child support frum a corpse lozzle
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

How you could not know this boggles my mind.

I find it utterly unbelievable and typical all at the same time.

You are a shining example of womanhood, be proud.

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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
are you on extended brth control?

how do you miss your period for 4/5 months and not think anything is weird?


I've yet to date a girl who had a regular period. In fact, my last girlfriend said periods were a rare occassion.
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf she should maybe get her hormones checked out? or was she on some sort of birth control?

i know they're not regular. but 4 months is a little odd, wouldnt you think?

i know some girls that work like clockwork, and others that dont...
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suspect she had hormonal trouble for a number of reasons, and she wasn't on birth control.

Also, she was small, and having children will be a problem if ever she decides to have any. I'd bet anything on that.

*shrug* I guess the upshot there is triannual periods though.
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah as long as they werent really bad
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I hope their first child is a masculine child."

Guess what movie that was from.
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 11:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Godfather?
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys are mad quick (is that the right lingo?)
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not that unusual. Some women get their *natural* (without using the pill) cycle once every 2/3 months. Some don't get it at all for months at a time. Others get it contineously.

So before you open your mouth on a topic and start making fun of someone maybe you should actually find out something about it. Just coz your mama told you what a period is, doesn't mean you're an expert.

I deem this a women only topic Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

mommy is that man a bear?
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Celestra
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol Kbarr wtf is that last one
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
It's not that unusual. Some women get their *natural* (without using the pill) cycle once every 2/3 months. Some don't get it at all for months at a time. Others get it contineously.

So before you open your mouth on a topic and start making fun of someone maybe you should actually find out something about it. Just coz your mama told you what a period is, doesn't mean you're an expert.

I deem this a women only topic Mr. Green


Yes, its totaly normal not to know you're prego in your 4th or 5th month.

Yup......normal...

Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
Lol Kbarr wtf is that last one


Thats Luca Brasi (Lenny Montana real name) before he was an actor. He used to be a wrestler.

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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
Celestra wrote:
It's not that unusual. Some women get their *natural* (without using the pill) cycle once every 2/3 months. Some don't get it at all for months at a time. Others get it contineously.

So before you open your mouth on a topic and start making fun of someone maybe you should actually find out something about it. Just coz your mama told you what a period is, doesn't mean you're an expert.

I deem this a women only topic Mr. Green


Yes, its totaly normal not to know you're prego in your 4th or 5th month.

Yup......normal...

Rolling Eyes


Way to twist my words Kbarr ;p
I said it's not unusual to have an irregular period, which means you are not always as quick to know youre pregnant as women who do have regular periods.

In short: stfu idiot. (sorry couldn't resist hehe Razz )

Edit stupid smileys dont work.


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Pamena
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Regular periods aren't a luxury for me. I have a condition called PCOS that can make periods absent for months at a time. The medication they wanted me on caused severe liver damage, so I opted out in favor of herbal remedies. My periods are very sporadic so me missing one wasn't a tell-tell sign of pregnancy. It wasn't until I was up all night pee-ing that it dawned on me to get a pregnancy test. :p
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
Kbarr wrote:
Celestra wrote:
It's not that unusual. Some women get their *natural* (without using the pill) cycle once every 2/3 months. Some don't get it at all for months at a time. Others get it contineously.

So before you open your mouth on a topic and start making fun of someone maybe you should actually find out something about it. Just coz your mama told you what a period is, doesn't mean you're an expert.

I deem this a women only topic Mr. Green


Yes, its totaly normal not to know you're prego in your 4th or 5th month.

Yup......normal...

Rolling Eyes


Way to twist my words Kbarr ;p
I said it's not unusual to have an irregular period, which means you are not always as quick to know youre pregnant as women who do have regular periods.

In short: stfu idiot. (couldn't resist ;p)


First off. Use capitols when you do the STFU thing.

Second, not knowing for one or two months might not be out of the norm, but FOUR or FIVE months is not normal:)

Thats a sign that you are ignoring something.
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

stfu
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 12:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't had a period in, oh, 28 years. Is that normal?!!?!?!
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 13:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
stfu


You must heed the words of Kbarr,

Kbarr wrote:
First off. Use capitols when you do the STFU thing.
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