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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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 Posted: 03/08/06 - 08:36 Post subject: Wake up you lazy b*****s!
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Todays plans are to fix a broken toilet, pay some taxes, crush some fuckn heads on the mat, send out a MO for a few rare lizards, and have a steak or maybe some scallops for lunch with other retired losers.
Just took my handful of horse pills(vitamins), stoking up on a giant espresso as I type, my teeth, pits and ass are all washed up and smelln new!
GW is the man, SC is dealn logic on a soon to be grand scale, people are planning the inevitable televised bombing of iran, my stubbed toe is completely healed, and the liberals are so not happy!
Its a excellent time to be alive!
So says DA KING!
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motherface
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Joined: 12 Mar 2003
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 08:40 Post subject:
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f**k Bank of America
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shinja mayoke
Luke Warm
Joined: 04 Jan 2003
Posts: 434
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 09:53 Post subject:
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Hmm, today Ill be drilling 10 solid wood doors complete with deadbolts for INTERIOR use (all diff keys, too, in a private home, weird) and hanging them. This pretty much will take up most of the day, since they have to be cut to fit odd sized openings as well.
Time for a 2nd cup of coffee, then ... bleh. Boring.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 09:53 Post subject:
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| motherface wrote: | | f**k Bank of America |
That too.
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 13:16 Post subject:
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I woke up, went to class and did well on a test. Chilled out at work for a couple hours and took a couple hours off. Took a atractive Brazilian girl out to lunch at this awesome hamburger restraunt, went out to my dads shop and unloaded a truck for him. Now sitting here with the day off til 6 when I have my Judo class.
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Frostkiss
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 2018
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 13:24 Post subject:
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I got up at 5.45, showered & got dressed. Drove to Brussels, had a meeting at 8 and have been glued to my screen since. It's 6:20pm. An hour and I hope to be done. God work can suck sometimes...
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principessa
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3149
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 16:06 Post subject:
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I woke up at 6...watched 24...went into work and hosted a crochet group for two hours...left to eat Chinese for lunch...came home to do the dishes..killing time reading boards til I have to return to work to actually...work :p Then home again at 530!
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khrath
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 16:08 Post subject:
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I was gonna clean my room
until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But then I got high
My room is still messed up And I know why,
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
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Smackmuh
Luke Warm
Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Posts: 448
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 16:14 Post subject:
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Went to a 3 hours of straight class, all new, hooray for quarter systems. Ate food, took a giant shit which burned my a*****e, and then read this thread.
Now I have to go to fluid mechanics with the worst smelling teacher I have ever had. He set a record and wore the same clothes for 4 weeks in a row. I don't think he showered in those 4 weeks.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 16:22 Post subject:
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| Smackmuh wrote: | Went to a 3 hours of straight class, all new, hooray for quarter systems. Ate food, took a giant shit which burned my a*****e, and then read this thread.
Now I have to go to fluid mechanics with the worst smelling teacher I have ever had. He set a record and wore the same clothes for 4 weeks in a row. I don't think he showered in those 4 weeks. |
Yeah. People like that are awesome. Makes me glad I have mediocre intelligence and the ability to bathe myself.
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Desaitar
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Joined: 30 Apr 2003
Posts: 2641
Location: whore island
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 16:25 Post subject:
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my AM class was cancelled so i slept in, gonna grab somethin to eat before next class, then do abs before dinner, then study most of the night, spring break friday so might clean up the room a bit too
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Alerik
Sir Postalot
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1375
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 16:49 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | Yeah. People like that are awesome. Makes me glad I have mediocre intelligence and the ability to bathe myself. |
Makes me glad I left the engineering field completely. Way too many stinky nerdlings.
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Yanbik
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Posts: 1575
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 17:22 Post subject:
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If i was a teacher i would do that shit on purpose. I would f**k with kids as much as possible.
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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 17:50 Post subject:
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I just woke up and took a shower. I have to send out payments for an absurd amount of plat and gold, weekend is coming up!! Then I will make a reservation for dinner for my wife and I and pray we dont get banned. Bookkeeper is tomorrow and Vegas next weekend.
Gotta get ready for some serious NL poker action.
f**k Bank of America.
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Smackmuh
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Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Posts: 448
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 18:07 Post subject:
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| Alerik wrote: | | Quote: | | Yeah. People like that are awesome. Makes me glad I have mediocre intelligence and the ability to bathe myself. |
Makes me glad I left the engineering field completely. Way too many stinky nerdlings. |
A kid on my floor showered once a month, and repeated his clothes without washing. One of his white shirts turned a brownish color with grease marks from his back and neck hair. It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever witnessed in my life. I think tribal africans smell better than that kid. He got in the shower next to me in the dorms last year, and I swear he left a f*****g film on the floor, the water didn't even work on him. And I'm not sure, I hate stereotypical nerdy engineers, they really give a bad name to the ones who shower and take care of their appearance.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 21:49 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Smackmuh wrote: | Went to a 3 hours of straight class, all new, hooray for quarter systems. Ate food, took a giant shit which burned my a*****e, and then read this thread.
Now I have to go to fluid mechanics with the worst smelling teacher I have ever had. He set a record and wore the same clothes for 4 weeks in a row. I don't think he showered in those 4 weeks. |
Yeah. People like that are awesome. Makes me glad I have mediocre intelligence and the ability to bathe myself. |
Smart people wash. Who do you think invented soap, stupid people?
People who don't wash are pigs, or european.
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Sutto
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Joined: 18 Oct 2002
Posts: 1100
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 22:06 Post subject:
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woke up, smoked ... did some homework... went to a study group for final... came home ate... now i'm heading out in about an hour for girl in my class' 21st b-day at the bars downtown oly gonna get drunk and pass out wake up and take my final .
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 22:08 Post subject:
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| Smackmuh wrote: | | Alerik wrote: | | Quote: | | Yeah. People like that are awesome. Makes me glad I have mediocre intelligence and the ability to bathe myself. |
Makes me glad I left the engineering field completely. Way too many stinky nerdlings. |
A kid on my floor showered once a month, and repeated his clothes without washing. One of his white shirts turned a brownish color with grease marks from his back and neck hair. It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever witnessed in my life. I think tribal africans smell better than that kid. He got in the shower next to me in the dorms last year, and I swear he left a f*****g film on the floor, the water didn't even work on him. And I'm not sure, I hate stereotypical nerdy engineers, they really give a bad name to the ones who shower and take care of their appearance. |
Why would you stand for that? I remember guys in barracks who smelled bad, and how we would deal with them. They were warned once, the next step was locker popped open, tossed in the shower filled with laundry soap. If that didn't work, serious beating via la blanket party. That always worked. Not that we had to do that all the time, it was pretty rare.
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Smackmuh
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 22:37 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | Smackmuh wrote: | | Alerik wrote: | | Quote: | | Yeah. People like that are awesome. Makes me glad I have mediocre intelligence and the ability to bathe myself. |
Makes me glad I left the engineering field completely. Way too many stinky nerdlings. |
A kid on my floor showered once a month, and repeated his clothes without washing. One of his white shirts turned a brownish color with grease marks from his back and neck hair. It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever witnessed in my life. I think tribal africans smell better than that kid. He got in the shower next to me in the dorms last year, and I swear he left a f*****g film on the floor, the water didn't even work on him. And I'm not sure, I hate stereotypical nerdy engineers, they really give a bad name to the ones who shower and take care of their appearance. |
Why would you stand for that? I remember guys in barracks who smelled bad, and how we would deal with them. They were warned once, the next step was locker popped open, tossed in the shower filled with laundry soap. If that didn't work, serious beating via la blanket party. That always worked. Not that we had to do that all the time, it was pretty rare. |
He never came out of his room, ever. He went to class, all night classes, and no one would see him. When I got back late from a tournament one night (around 2am) he was in the shower and it was the worst smell ever. He made me sick, I'm glad I don't live near him anymore.
There was another kid who I caught beating off in the shower. He wasn't seen out of his room much after that. f*****g gross ass kids. And no I didn't actually see him doing it, but I was just about to shower in the next stall, and I saw that the other shower was running, but didn't see anyone (the stall is only about 5'10'' tall, I'm 6'4'' and you can usually see at least the person's head or something while walking in) but when I got closer, I saw someone kind of bent over. I was curious, so I turned on my shower, at the moment he heard the noise, he looked around, saw me, and his face was beat red. I was in there for about 2 minutes and he never looked up until I made a noise. Weird ass f*****g kids.
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Lumberg
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
Posts: 4404
Location: i'm in ur base, i'm killin ur dudes
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 23:08 Post subject:
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Man, this is getting seriously hot!
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Isriam
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 23:36 Post subject:
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i'm in ohio in training class for nortel passport 15k media gateway.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 03/08/06 - 23:38 Post subject:
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went to class (one whole hour), and played racquetball.
made some dinner and am about to shower again.
might do some reading, otherwise I'm chillin.
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atarom
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 00:39 Post subject:
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how's your cholesterol kbarr?
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 01:07 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | how's your cholesterol kbarr? |
Was high, 230s, i fixed it well over 2 years ago when i made a point of getting back in shape.
I fuckn crush ppl on the mat, fuckn crush them!
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atarom
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 01:41 Post subject:
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darn.
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Maharat RakAshir
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Joined: 17 Apr 2005
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Location: Lafayette, LA
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 03:04 Post subject:
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Start: Tuesday, March 7, 2006
2215 woke up, Fox News on, quick shower, check email.
2240 Breakfast in the galley - small spinich salad w/ honey mustard dressing boiled egg slices and bacon bits, slice of med rare prime rib with au`jous sauce, and a few baby carrots - 2 cups of coffee.
2300 Pre-tower meeting in the cinema room.
2400 in the Lab doing turnover, reviewing EMPAC work orders, and deciding what i'm going to do on shift.
Continue: Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
0005 more coffee.
0030 changing out a relay switch on the AR3200 Iron Roughneck.
0130 done with the switch, more coffee... looking over email, and Realpoor/Drinal Flame boards.
0200 Called by the rig floor that the Standpipe #1 pressure isn't reading. start troubleshooting the sensor and it's connections.
0230 Replaced the sensor, all good now. More Realpoor/Drinal reading and internet surfin.
0250 Called up by the bridge, Fugro DGPS system #2 is down to 4 SV solutions. Checked receiver signal strength and contacted Fugro 24/7 support. Doing maintenance on the Tampa station. Told the bridge to deal with it.
0330 more coffee, and taking the 0300 break.
0400 Performed a round checking out process stations, and making sure the rig floor and bridge are happy.
0600 Breakfast(midday meal) - Toasted English muffin with blackberry jelly, a poached egg, and a thinly sliced grilled Fillet with Hollandaise sauce... more coffee.
0700 In the Lab, checking Realpoor/Drinal, email, and some surfing.
0800 Ran an overwater permit to work, gathered PPE and tools, and installing the new CG required "panic button" on the Bridge.
1000 done the the installation. Doing paperwork, START card, THINK plans for the day, and updating EMPAC work orders, claiming time, and updating GRS.
1130 Straighten up the lab.
1200 Turnover with my relief
1215 Lunch (end of day meal for me) - Crab stuffed grilled swordfish steak with lemon pepper, steamed cauliflour<sp>, and a sweetpotato with butter and brown sugar.
1240 back in my stateroom, watching Fox News while surfing the internet, checking E-mail, and finishing up this little boring daily log.. Good hot shower, p**s, j******f (even with excellent porn finding it difficult after seeing that damn horse f*****g .gif in the other thread again)-bastards.
1340 gone to bed.
And if you're still reading this.. you must be as painfully bored atm as I am.....
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Yabden
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 03:07 Post subject:
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I dont understand a word you just said
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Lumberg
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
Posts: 4404
Location: i'm in ur base, i'm killin ur dudes
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 08:25 Post subject:
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he is using some kind of special code
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motherface
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 08:28 Post subject:
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0720: awaken
0725: masturbate
0730: shower
0740: dress
0741: Realpoor
1020: Masturbate
1409: Realpoor
1500: Oprah
1700: Full House
1800: Masturbate
1830: Ramen noodles
1900: O'Reilly + Masturbate
2230: bed
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Yanbik
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 08:32 Post subject:
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| motherface wrote: | 0720: awaken
0725: masturbate
0730: shower
0740: dress
0741: Realpoor
1020: Masturbate
1409: Realpoor
1500: Oprah
1700: Full House
1800: Masturbate
1830: Ramen noodles
1900: O'Reilly + Masturbate
2230: bed |
full house rocks, shame you bring your whole day down w/ oprah!
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