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Paden
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 Posted: 05/31/04 - 22:28 Post subject: WTF getting cut in my sleep.
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So I wake up today to see that I have a 5 inch long slash on my thy.
I still have not figured out how the hell I got cut.
Maybe aliens came in my sleep and inplanted a tracking device in my leg!
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sinrakin
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Posted: 05/31/04 - 22:37 Post subject:
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Maybe it's a vampire.
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Vila
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Posted: 05/31/04 - 22:50 Post subject:
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you scare me
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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 05/31/04 - 22:53 Post subject:
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Thats how the little monster that is released into your body by the anal probe gets out!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/31/04 - 23:09 Post subject: Re: WTF getting cut in my sleep.
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| Paden wrote: | So I wake up today to see that I have a 5 inch long slash on my thy.
I still have not figured out how the hell I got cut.
Maybe aliens came in my sleep and inplanted a tracking device in my leg! |
Maybe the gash in your "thigh" was attained earlier, and you didn't notice until you woke up. Or maybe Jordan did it.
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/31/04 - 23:11 Post subject:
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Could've been Jordan, I agree. He's a bit of a scratcher in bed.
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 05/31/04 - 23:59 Post subject:
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Nah he is out of town.
I broke into his house today to get my video game (soul calibur 2)
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 00:03 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | Nah he is out of town.
I broke into his house today to get my video game (soul calibur 2) |
Nice!~
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Paden
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 00:05 Post subject:
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Yeah
He told me he was going to put it outside in there shed in the box on the right.
But it was not there.
So I went in his house and found it.
I accidently let his outside cat inside and could not get him out.
Hope he dont f**k nothing uP!
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Akronn
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 00:32 Post subject:
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Did his cat scratch you? Did you cut yourself on the window you broke to get in?
I think we're getting to the bottom of this. Oh yes, I can feel it.
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Paden
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 00:39 Post subject:
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Nah this was after i got the scratch!
I walked in through the door. It twas unlocked!
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atarom
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 00:42 Post subject:
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stop sleeping in the dishwasher?
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 01:15 Post subject:
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Less vicissitude, more soybeans.
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Xarpolis
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 01:22 Post subject:
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most likely while sleeping you had an itch and reached to scratch it. but your arm might have spasmed thus causing you to get scratched.
This happens!
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Paden
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 01:34 Post subject:
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this cut is weird
it looks like this!
--- --- ---- ---- - --- -- ------ - --- --- --- ---- - -----
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 01:56 Post subject:
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That means it's been there for a while and has partially healed, and the scab has started to fall away.
Oh, it could also be from a ragged edge that tore the skin rather than cut it.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 02:43 Post subject:
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It's morse code. When translated, it says "retard".
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 02:45 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | It's morse code. When translated, it says "retard". |
If by "retard" you mean "I buy azian boyz", then yes.
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wellspoken
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 04:25 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | It's morse code. When translated, it says "retard". |
If by "retard" you mean "I buy azian boyz", then yes. |
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Ikkan
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 09:41 Post subject:
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| Kbarr's #1 fan wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | It's morse code. When translated, it says "retard". |
If by "retard" you mean "I buy azian boyz", then yes. |
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yeah wtf 
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 09:57 Post subject:
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YOU GUYS! I DO NOT HAVE A SATELITE DISH STICKING OUT OF MY ASS! YOU ARE MAKING THIS UP!
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Tolanin
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 11:07 Post subject:
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| Ikkan wrote: | | Kbarr's #1 fan wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | It's morse code. When translated, it says "retard". |
If by "retard" you mean "I buy azian boyz", then yes. |
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yeah wtf |
only silvermouse.
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FireIsFun
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 11:28 Post subject:
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He's Serious, What Paden Wrote Translated From Morse Code Into I Buy Azian Boyz.
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Paden
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 12:43 Post subject:
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OK I just woke up and I have an 11 inch cut on my right thigh now.
This is some f****d up shit!
I have learned 2 things from this.
1. somethings cutting the shit out of me in my sleep
2. I have a high paint tolerance in my sleep!
I flipped my matriss just incase it's a spring that poped out but there are no holes in my sheets/matriss.
I'm scared guys....Silvermouse......hold me................
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 12:49 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | OK I just woke up and I have an 11 inch cut on my right thigh now.
This is some f****d up shit!
I have learned 2 things from this.
1. somethings cutting the shit out of me in my sleep
2. I have a high paint tolerance in my sleep!
I flipped my matriss just incase it's a spring that poped out but there are no holes in my sheets/matriss.
I'm scared guys....Silvermouse......hold me................ |
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Frehya
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 13:28 Post subject:
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trailer wall seams need recalking? I hear that sometimes they can give a nasty ragged metal edge.
*all in the spirit of RP*
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Nahualli
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 14:03 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | 1. somethings cutting the shit out of me in my sleep
2. I have a high paint tolerance in my sleep! |
1. Something isn't doing a very good job and needs to work on cutting more vital areas of your body. Preferably around your liver area.
2. You have a high paint tolerance. You need to sniff more at once.
How big is your thigh anyways? That's like the size of my waist.
edit : my waist ain't that big..
-Nah-
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wellspoken
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 16:21 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Paden wrote: | OK I just woke up and I have an 11 inch cut on my right thigh now.
This is some f****d up shit!
I have learned 2 things from this.
1. somethings cutting the shit out of me in my sleep
2. I have a high paint tolerance in my sleep!
I flipped my matriss just incase it's a spring that poped out but there are no holes in my sheets/matriss.
I'm scared guys....Silvermouse......hold me................ |
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Paint chips anyone?
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atarom
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 16:27 Post subject:
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if this thread goes to two pages i'm going to cut myself too.
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Ikkan
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Posted: 06/01/04 - 16:35 Post subject:
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wru page 2
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