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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:06    Post subject: Troy (Every gay mans fantasy) Reply with quote

Eric Bana, Bradd Pit AND Orlando Bloom all dressed in Roman attire...

I think I just came...

oh yea.. and the movie looks good too!

http://troymovie.warnerbros.com/index_flash.html
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lookin very good.

I <3 Orlando.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

They just need Viggo to make the cast of ultimate **** complete...

/droolz

Orlando makes me HAWT!
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, you're the worst conservative ever.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know Sad What's worse, gethy .. I'm not even Christian!!! Wink
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huhm, didn't you find Jesus last year?


I just reserved tickets for LOTR, 3 hrs of drooling over Legolas in 3 days. Yay.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought I did, Cel but it turned out it was just a really good brainwasher (read evangelist) I'm better now Smile
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abi wrote:
I thought I did, Cel but it turned out it was just a really good brainwasher (read evangelist) I'm better now Smile


Good =) Seems like you're doing a lot better too =)
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am, hon .. thanks for noticing Smile
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still can't wait for Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights.

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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 13:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you *were* supporting two masses of individuals who find your way of life disgusting... Now you're supporting only one. Good stuff.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 14:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you know what they say....



if ya can't beat em...
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 14:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frehya wrote:
Well, you know what they say....



if ya can't beat em...


Beat them off?
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 14:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok, that works too, in this context I guess...
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 14:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I was a gay man, I would have **** with Brad Pitt.

We would have....

Nakeetime.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 14:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd rather have someone be honest and tell me they dont like my lifestyle but believe I have the right to live it the way I want to instead of pretending to be my friend but never doing jack shit for me Smile
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 14:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abi wrote:
... instead of pretending to be my friend but never doing jack shit for me Smile


Like sucking your d**k?
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 14:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abi wrote:
I'd rather have someone be honest and tell me they dont like my lifestyle but believe I have the right to live it the way I want to instead of pretending to be my friend but never doing jack shit for me Smile


They might just be your friend and be lazy as all hell.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 15:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

bloody romans, what have they ever done for us?
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 16:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tura wrote:
If I was a gay man, I would have **** with Brad Pitt.

We would have....

Nakeetime.


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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 16:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

the day I turn gay, James will be the first man I penetrate
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 16:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Banzi quote:
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Like sucking your d**k?


Banzi, is that an offer?

Surprised Surprised Surprised
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 16:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

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the day I turn gay, James will be the first man I penetrate


But abi can still get dibs on penetrating you!

Mad Mad Mad
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 16:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like alot of you can't wait to reach your gay side.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 17:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clint is cute irl Smile
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 17:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh my.
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PostPosted: 12/15/03 - 21:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom Cruise didn't mess up "The Last Samurai", let's see if Brad Pitt can do the same for "Troy".
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PostPosted: 12/16/03 - 08:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
Tom Cruise didn't mess up "The Last Samurai", let's see if Brad Pitt can do the same for "Troy".



Tom Cruise produced The Last Samurai.... not only did he not "mess it up" (which i dont know WHY the f**k anyone would begin to think that =P) .... it prolly wouldnt exsist without him... and if it did.. it would prolly suck...

Brad Pitt.... dont really see how he could mess a movie up either =P sounds like to me somone is just anti-hollywood and dont know wtf they're talking about =\ have you f*****g seen interveiw with a vampire?... maybe you have? and hated it... if so i guess its just a matter of totally opposite tastes =P cause next to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade... (sean connery and harrison ford) it was one of the best male pairs on the screen ever!

i havent seen troy .. obviously =P but my predictions are pwnage.. same were for The Last Samurai... and i honestly cant think of a better actor for the role of Nathan Algren... cept maybe Banzai of course Very Happy

dunno! maybe tom and brad left a bad taste in yer mouth at some point...maybe its just me!.... but i couldnt sleep with that quote going through my mind

thx lewt samurai power
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p.s. if you made it this far you are cool and deserve a treat for the day.. i suggest a 3 musketeers bar or oatmeal cookie depending on yer diet or tastes... if you wont eat either i dont give a f**k have some broccoli...(f**k im bored) wtf is broccoli anyway? it kinda looks like a lil tree with balls for leaves i f*****g hate broccoli... does it grow on trees? is it a tree? are the balls its fruit? are they (its balls) tiny brussel sprouts? to many f*****g questions where broccoli is concerned.. so if you dont eat 3 musketeers or oatmeal cookies for any reason have a banana like the pole smoker you are....or a popcicle for the same reason.. make it fruity though cause you are what you eat.... cept... im not a delicious bowl of chili spaghetti

p.p.s.s... i just scrolled up to find out the original point of this post.. and i still back it up 100%... TC and BP own kthx bye....
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PostPosted: 12/16/03 - 19:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryz wrote:
Silvermouse wrote:
Tom Cruise didn't mess up "The Last Samurai", let's see if Brad Pitt can do the same for "Troy".



Tom Cruise produced The Last Samurai.... not only did he not "mess it up" (which i dont know WHY the f**k anyone would begin to think that =P) .... it prolly wouldnt exsist without him... and if it did.. it would prolly suck...

Brad Pitt.... dont really see how he could mess a movie up either =P sounds like to me somone is just anti-hollywood and dont know wtf they're talking about =\ have you f*****g seen interveiw with a vampire?... maybe you have? and hated it... if so i guess its just a matter of totally opposite tastes =P cause next to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade... (sean connery and harrison ford) it was one of the best male pairs on the screen ever!

i havent seen troy .. obviously =P but my predictions are pwnage.. same were for The Last Samurai... and i honestly cant think of a better actor for the role of Nathan Algren... cept maybe Banzai of course Very Happy

dunno! maybe tom and brad left a bad taste in yer mouth at some point...maybe its just me!.... but i couldnt sleep with that quote going through my mind

thx lewt samurai power
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Good Night,
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How About This One?,
OK,

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p.s. if you made it this far you are cool and deserve a treat for the day.. i suggest a 3 musketeers bar or oatmeal cookie depending on yer diet or tastes... if you wont eat either i dont give a f**k have some broccoli...(f**k im bored) wtf is broccoli anyway? it kinda looks like a lil tree with balls for leaves i f*****g hate broccoli... does it grow on trees? is it a tree? are the balls its fruit? are they (its balls) tiny brussel sprouts? to many f*****g questions where broccoli is concerned.. so if you dont eat 3 musketeers or oatmeal cookies for any reason have a banana like the pole smoker you are....or a popcicle for the same reason.. make it fruity though cause you are what you eat.... cept... im not a delicious bowl of chili spaghetti

p.p.s.s... i just scrolled up to find out the original point of this post.. and i still back it up 100%... TC and BP own kthx bye....


Thanks! I'll field this one, guys...

I said "Tom Cruise didn't mess up TLS" because I was afraid he was going to, you see, I find him to be a bit inconsistant on his films although he's gotten better lately (Minority Report). My problem with Tom Cruise is I was afraid he'd be playing a role in TLS outside of his scope (can you imagine Tom Cruise playing the lead in "A Beautiful Mind" or in Robin William's role in "Good Will Hunting"? Not really, it's outside his scope) , but he did very well and I have high hopes for his future as an actor.

Brad Pitt, on the other hand, still has a looooong way to go. I've never been able to take this guy seriously. I've seen Interview about 10 times (mostly to check for historical inaccuricies since I am a vampire), and every scene he's in gets stolen by better actors, whether it's Antonio Banderas, Stephen Rea or even Kirsten Dunst at age 7. Maybe it's the fact that I don't find him believable when he tries to express his emotions. If I don't believe an actor, I quickly lose interest in their character (i.e. any character from the new Star Wars films).

In conclusion, we both seem to have different tastes, Realpoor is a land of contrasts, and the best male pair ever onscreen was Robert Deniro and Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas" and "Casino".
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