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Tiluvas
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 Posted: 04/19/05 - 14:46 Post subject: Toilet Seat Problems Part 2
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For those of you who are curious, I have an update to this thread in which I had some problems with adjusting the toilet water and my genitals touching the water. I managed to talk to the maintenence department and I explained my problem and the lady was very accomodating and worked with me extensively to get the water adjusted.
We were able to get the water adjusted to an adequate level, but unfortunately, this brought out an even larger problem which is much more difficult to fix. The problem comes with the design of the bowl, where the inner lip section is much higher than a standard toilet. So now, instead of my genitalia touching the water, it now touches the actual bowl! I'm not sure which is worse, either.
So anyways, I put in a request for a new toilet, but I don't think the lady will be very accomodating in this respect as the company is very cheap. So, does anybody have any insight or anything on how I can help speed up my request?
I drew a diagram to help demonstrate my problem, so hopefully it will be of some assistance to you.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 14:54 Post subject:
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Your penis looks like a turd... you might want to get that looked at.
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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 14:57 Post subject:
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or just flush it
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Leilu
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:06 Post subject:
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You can stand up. Isn't that the whole point of being a guy? INGRATE!
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:10 Post subject:
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| Leilu wrote: | | You can stand up. Isn't that the whole point of being a guy? INGRATE! |
It's hard to poop and stand!
Although that brings up a fun game to play, and both men and women can take part. What you do, is you sit down and take a poop and try to have a long turd come out. When it is about half way, squeeze your buttcheeks together to try and keep it from coming out all the way. Once you do that, you take a few steps forward and see how long you can walk without the piece of poop falling on the floor. I managed to make it all the way out of the bathroom and to the front door. My roommate was most impressed, but his girlfriend who was there at the time didn't enjoy having to clean it up while he and I tried to measure the distance for documentation purposes.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:17 Post subject:
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well, you're a psycho, but in response to the original problem:
you need to sit on the pot backwards, so that you face the wall that the toilet is mounted to.
if your wang just falls into the water, because you have a 12' penis (soft) then you need to ask your hardward store manager about any very tall seats, like a booster seat.
get one of these, lol
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:19 Post subject:
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Someone
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:35 Post subject:
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Attempt to obtain an erection.
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motherface
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:35 Post subject:
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Why don't you just sleep on the bathroom floor like a normal person?
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merdocc
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:49 Post subject:
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lamigra129
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 15:54 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | Leilu wrote: | | You can stand up. Isn't that the whole point of being a guy? INGRATE! |
It's hard to poop and stand!
Although that brings up a fun game to play, and both men and women can take part. What you do, is you sit down and take a poop and try to have a long turd come out. When it is about half way, squeeze your buttcheeks together to try and keep it from coming out all the way. Once you do that, you take a few steps forward and see how long you can walk without the piece of poop falling on the floor. I managed to make it all the way out of the bathroom and to the front door. My roommate was most impressed, but his girlfriend who was there at the time didn't enjoy having to clean it up while he and I tried to measure the distance for documentation purposes. |
lol IRL
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FoShizzo
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Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 18:36 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | | Your penis looks like a turd... you might want to get that looked at. |
hahaha so great
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Finigan
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 18:42 Post subject:
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How about not being a lazy f**k and hiding out in the bathroom
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Owyyn
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 18:43 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | How about not being a lazy f**k and hiding out in the bathroom |
Twelve year olds intimidate you.
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Finigan
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 18:47 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | How about not being a lazy f**k and hiding out in the bathroom |
Twelve year olds intimidate you. |
Your creativity astounds me.
So tell me, why did you choose to be bi? I can't imagine its something you thought of. Maybe your friend told everyone he was bi and they all thought it was so cool and neato so you decided to copy him, am I right?
So.. what does it feel like having another mans c**k in your mouth?
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Owyyn
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 18:55 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | So.. what does it feel like having another mans c**k in your mouth? |
Sounds like someones a little curious!
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kbarr
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 18:56 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | How about not being a lazy f**k and hiding out in the bathroom |
Twelve year olds intimidate you. |
Your creativity astounds me.
So tell me, why did you choose to be bi? I can't imagine its something you thought of. Maybe your friend told everyone he was bi and they all thought it was so cool and neato so you decided to copy him, am I right?
So.. what does it feel like having another mans c**k in your mouth? |
Fin, my brutha, tell the story again for all the people who have never read it.
Its a must read I do declare.
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Finigan
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 18:59 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | How about not being a lazy f**k and hiding out in the bathroom |
Twelve year olds intimidate you. |
Your creativity astounds me.
So tell me, why did you choose to be bi? I can't imagine its something you thought of. Maybe your friend told everyone he was bi and they all thought it was so cool and neato so you decided to copy him, am I right?
So.. what does it feel like having another mans c**k in your mouth? |
Fin, my brutha, tell the story again for all the people who have never read it.
Its a must read I do declare. |
No.. it wouldn't do justice to some of the interpretations that have been flying around lately, the true story is far less interesting.
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kemble
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 20:33 Post subject:
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f*****g PULL UP YOUR BOXERS BEFORE YOU TAKE A NAP!
How is this difficult to remedy?
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Occulis
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 21:08 Post subject:
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dude why not scoot your ass farther back on the seat, so your c**k angles downward straight instead of at a 45.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 22:56 Post subject:
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| kemble wrote: | f*****g PULL UP YOUR BOXERS BEFORE YOU TAKE A NAP!
How is this difficult to remedy? |
The problem with that is when my coworkers go into the stall they always see your shoes, underwear and pants. If they just see pants and shoes, they will either think I am freeballing, or that I am some kind of wierdo that takes naps in the office bathroom.
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Zorin
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 22:59 Post subject:
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There's something wrong with freeballing?!? 
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motherface
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 00:05 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Today Kunte asked me if he could use the bathroom. Since he hadn't already used all his bathroom visits, I let him. Once again, he spent a good 15 minutes in there, but I didn't hear any flushing or gurgling sounds. I knocked on the door and didn't get any response. Finally I opened the door to see what was going on.
Kunte was laying face down in the middle of the bathroom with his eyes closed. Immediately fearing the worst I rushed over to him to see if he was alive. As soon as I sat next to him and started looking for vital signs he sits up and looks at me. In a frantic voice, I asked him if he was alright, if anything was wrong. He smiled and said,
"No I was just sleeping."
"Sleeping?!?", I inquired, "If you needed to take a nap you could have asked to go to the nurse, why are you sleeping
in the bathroom".
"Because the tile is cool." |
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Finigan
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 12:35 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: |
The problem with that is when my coworkers go into the stall they always see your shoes, underwear and pants. If they just see pants and shoes, they will either think I am freeballing, or that I am some kind of wierdo that takes naps in the office bathroom. |
I honestly don't think people lean down and look to check what kind of boxers/undies a person has on in a shit stall in a bathroom
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 13:05 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | I honestly don't think people lean down and look to check what kind of boxers/undies a person has on in a shit stall in a bathroom |
i do.. i look down to see if they are wearing pradas and if their boxers are silk or cotton.. or if they wear tighty whities instead of boxers.
these things interest me.. no really... they do!
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kireol
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 13:18 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | I honestly don't think people lean down and look to check what kind of boxers/undies a person has on in a shit stall in a bathroom |
i do.. i look down to see if they are wearing pradas and if their boxers are silk or cotton.. or if they wear tighty whities instead of boxers.
these things interest me.. no really... they do! |
See, now you went and done it! You know Confused is obsessed with pradas
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 13:20 Post subject:
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i bet he wears tighty whities too and dips his nuts nightly in hot water praying not to get his woman preggers.
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Leilu
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 13:27 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | kemble wrote: | f*****g PULL UP YOUR BOXERS BEFORE YOU TAKE A NAP!
How is this difficult to remedy? |
The problem with that is when my coworkers go into the stall they always see your shoes, underwear and pants. If they just see pants and shoes, they will either think I am freeballing, or that I am some kind of wierdo that takes naps in the office bathroom. |
Wtf you pull your pants and underroos all the way down? That's just grody! You're supposed to stop at your knees. Then you can use the boxers up method mentioned above.
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Mogling
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 13:31 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | I honestly don't think people lean down and look to check what kind of boxers/undies a person has on in a shit stall in a bathroom |
i do.. i look down to see if they are wearing pradas and if their boxers are silk or cotton.. or if they wear tighty whities instead of boxers.
these things interest me.. no really... they do! |
So how often are you in the men's bathroom? ;p
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Galdaria
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 13:32 Post subject:
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LOL
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