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pyrgomache
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 Posted: 04/10/05 - 00:06 Post subject: Today was my foreign exchange student's birthday...
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She had her 18th birthday party with a bunch of other smelly foreign exchange students. They played the same 6 songs for 3 hours by the same crappy catholic music group and talked about politics.
f**k other countries. f**k them all.
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Sabalo
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 00:15 Post subject:
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f**k her brains out
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Brael
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 00:39 Post subject:
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You missed your chance to tell her it's an american tradition for her to f**k you on her 18th birthday.
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pyrgomache
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Feb 2004
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 00:46 Post subject:
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| Brael wrote: | | You missed your chance to tell her it's an american tradition for her to f**k you on her 18th birthday. |
She's from Ghana and she's ugly as hell.
Uglier than Bob Dole (really)
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Someone
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 00:57 Post subject:
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Uglies try harder.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 01:43 Post subject:
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lol, when I was 17 we had a foreign exhange student from Germany named Hans. On his 14th birthday, I told him it was traditional for Americans to get b******s from exchange students as payment for food and housing. I went to pull down my pants, but he overpowered me and f****d me over the side of the dryer in the laundry room! I tried to scream but my parents couldn't hear anything over the sound of the machine. Later, he forced me to lick the swastika tattoos on his smooth ass while he listened to Rammstein and played Super Mario Kart.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 01:44 Post subject:
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haha rammstein
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merdocc
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Location: Pasadena Ca
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 14:19 Post subject:
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Wow, your foreign exchange students suck dude. While not personally housing one during highschool we had 4 or 5 germans at our school for 2 years 2 guys 2 girls then some awesome brazilian guys for 1 of those years. The Germans would have hash shipped in wrapped in chocolate bars and they liked to share, the brazilians also smoked a lot of pot and were really cool, they taught me guitar... think jamaican except spanish. Then there was the french guy named pip... he was our kicker for football in highschool, that's all he did. He diddn't even practice with the team he would jsut show up and kick.
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lamigra129
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Joined: 06 Mar 2005
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 14:28 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | | Wow, your foreign exchange students suck dude. While not personally housing one during highschool we had 4 or 5 germans at our school for 2 years 2 guys 2 girls then some awesome brazilian guys for 1 of those years. The Germans would have hash shipped in wrapped in chocolate bars and they liked to share, the brazilians also smoked a lot of pot and were really cool, they taught me guitar... think jamaican except spanish. Then there was the french guy named pip... he was our kicker for football in highschool, that's all he did. He diddn't even practice with the team he would jsut show up and kick. |
brazilians speak portugese or however the f**k you spell it not spanish :\
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merdocc
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Location: Pasadena Ca
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 14:32 Post subject:
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I meant latin descent but I think that's wrong too so just think of Brazilian Jamacians to make it easier on you.
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atarom
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 17:24 Post subject:
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haha super mario kart
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Xarpolis
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 18:37 Post subject:
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haha lick
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pyrgomache
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 1075
Location: Here
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Posted: 04/10/05 - 20:05 Post subject:
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haha mexicans
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Yabden
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 04/11/05 - 00:06 Post subject:
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haha wetbacks
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