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Melee
Luke Warm

Joined: 24 Mar 2003 Posts: 185
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Posted: 08/10/05 - 13:38 Post subject: To kill an American
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To Kill an American
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was
actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a
newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any
American.
So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what
an American is... so they would know when they found one. (Good on ya,
mate!!!!)
An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek.
An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese,
Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani,
or Afghan.
An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache,
Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The
only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of
them chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will
answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming
to speak for the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each person to
the pursuit of happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every
other nation in the world in their time of need.
When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago, Americans came
with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any
other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the
best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome
the least.
The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your
tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the
homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built
America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September
11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. I've been told that
the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries,
cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted
the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must.
Hitler did.
So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every
bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world.
But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans
are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.
Author unknown
Pass this around the World
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Soriak
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 952
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Posted: 08/10/05 - 15:50 Post subject:
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| Quote: | When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago, Americans came
with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country! |
Err - correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't those supplies go to bin Laden, among others?
Probably not the best decission in hindsight
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Because Americans
are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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Europeans are Americans! Japanese are Americans! Russians are Americans! Someone needs to share whatever it is they're smoking...
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 08/10/05 - 17:58 Post subject:
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| Soriak wrote: | | Quote: | When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago, Americans came
with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country! |
Err - correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't those supplies go to bin Laden, among others?
Probably not the best decission in hindsight
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Because Americans
are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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Europeans are Americans! Japanese are Americans! Russians are Americans! Someone needs to share whatever it is they're smoking...  |
bin laden was sucking up for loot, and then went to form his own, inferior guild.
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Ishmael
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Posts: 4446
Location: The US of A
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Posted: 08/10/05 - 22:21 Post subject:
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Petition him to get the loot back. We can lie and say he Ninjaed it!
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zarexia
Fresh Meat

Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 8
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Posted: 04/18/07 - 20:59 Post subject:
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Europeans are Americans! Japanese are Americans! Russians are Americans! Someone needs to share whatever it is they're smoking...  |
Wait, we're smoking stuff here? That would definitely make everyone come together.
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CoryEarly
Total Newbie

Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 10
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Posted: 05/20/07 - 13:06 Post subject:
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man that is so sad.
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theerazer
Fresh Meat

Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 9
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Posted: 06/22/07 - 19:24 Post subject:
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| Soriak wrote: | | Quote: | When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago, Americans came
with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country! |
Err - correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't those supplies go to bin Laden, among others?
Probably not the best decission in hindsight  |
And when they later wanted to rebel and win back their country, Americans said "we dont care, the red threat is dead already..."
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Because Americans
are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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Europeans are Americans! Japanese are Americans! Russians are Americans! Someone needs to share whatever it is they're smoking...  |
Hehe, yeah, don't bogart that jo*beep* ;P
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Zonk
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 976
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Posted: 06/30/07 - 22:45 Post subject:
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Soriak is an idiot fyi.
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loki
Luke Warm

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 186
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Posted: 07/13/07 - 04:05 Post subject:
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dakotapalmer
Total Newbie

Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 21
Location: chula vista SD
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black_j
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Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 9
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Shake0072
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Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 30
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mike77
Luke Warm

Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Posts: 163
Location: MD, USA
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r1ky
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Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 2430
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