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Brolly Trusaiyan
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Joined: 12 Nov 2002
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Location: Texas- H-town
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 Posted: 04/04/03 - 19:21 Post subject: This teacher wants the nuts ??
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| Finigan wrote: | | I Like to hit on the soccer moms at the mall parking lot |
That quote reminded me of something so i thought i might make a post about....
there is this goverment teacher.. Tall blonde highlighed hair.. pretty hot...
I always flirted with her in class.. She always gave me nice comments about how i looked or noticed when i cut my hair or anything like that..
She would always find excuses to give me candy or 10 extra points on a quiz, LOL ..
Then there is the way she looks at me and little other things... So, i'm thinking, hey maybe she just really likes me as a student but then something changed my mind...
We had to research this topic in goverment that could be agrued. I picked the big bang theory but then later changed it to death row . We were assigned days to present our project .. Well my day came and i skipped with some friends and got trashed ( typical lazy senior ). 1 week later we are in class and she is like " okay time to show you your grades for your project" I was like omfg, i didn't turn in my research nor did i make up my presentation .. SHIT i'm going to get like 30 or something...
Well after waiting for a good while she finally gets to me and smiles while saying " okay ernesto , check it out. " This is what I saw :
Name ----------------- Project Grade
Ernesto Maldonado III ------- 85
I almost fell out of my chair.. I grinned a almost smile , nodded my head and she walked away.. I was f*****g stunned.. I was just sitting their gawking through space thinking... " well maybe she messed up " .. LOL then again why lie to myself .. i think she wants the nutz !!
WTF should i do here ???
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Nictathan
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Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 19:26 Post subject:
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Are you 18?
If so, hit it...
don't want to get her into legal trouble for having **** with a minor
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Booker
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 19:36 Post subject:
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H I T I T  
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Bait Masterson
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3842
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 19:37 Post subject:
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Dude the truth is out, now we can take action
no beaners allowed on RP, you are now banned
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Finigan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 19:38 Post subject:
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Brolly is "Spic"-tacular
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TmCleric
Luke Warm
Joined: 28 Dec 2002
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 20:22 Post subject:
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With a name like Ernesto u should write a letter to Jesus asking him to kill you
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 21:20 Post subject:
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heh i got teahers like that
So my english teacher was moving away me and 2 other friends had a going away card my friend was like yo tim come and sign this card i was like ok.
So i sign it thinking thw whole class was but it was just me and 2 other dudes.
She was all smileing when we gave it to her and she gave thim a lil hug she asks for a hug from me and i giver her one and she was like thats not a hug so i giver her an even harder hug and she said that not a hug eaither so i was like WTF and i give her the full 2 arm bear hug she was all like thats better and shit.
Note: this teacher is fine as hell and is mean to alot of kids LOL
She is about 5" tall 120 mexican (looks like asian tho)
hawt as helL!
Then i got this other teacher i'll be sleeping in class and she rubs my back!
Life is good
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Minion
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 22:29 Post subject: Re: This teacher wants the nuts ??
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| Brolly Trusaiyan wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | I Like to hit on the soccer moms at the mall parking lot |
That quote reminded me of something so i thought i might make a post about....
there is this goverment teacher.. Tall blonde highlighed hair.. pretty hot...
I always flirted with her in class.. She always gave me nice comments about how i looked or noticed when i cut my hair or anything like that..
She would always find excuses to give me candy or 10 extra points on a quiz, LOL ..
Then there is the way she looks at me and little other things... So, i'm thinking, hey maybe she just really likes me as a student but then something changed my mind...
We had to research this topic in goverment that could be agrued. I picked the big bang theory but then later changed it to death row . We were assigned days to present our project .. Well my day came and i skipped with some friends and got trashed ( typical lazy senior ). 1 week later we are in class and she is like " okay time to show you your grades for your project" I was like omfg, i didn't turn in my research nor did i make up my presentation .. SHIT i'm going to get like 30 or something...
Well after waiting for a good while she finally gets to me and smiles while saying " okay ernesto , check it out. " This is what I saw :
Name ----------------- Project Grade
Ernesto Maldonado III ------- 85
I almost fell out of my chair.. I grinned a almost smile , nodded my head and she walked away.. I was f*****g stunned.. I was just sitting their gawking through space thinking... " well maybe she messed up " .. LOL then again why lie to myself .. i think she wants the nutz !!
WTF should i do here ??? |
She probably just felt sorry for you for being the only 20 year old student in the 9th grade.
| Paden wrote: | heh i got teahers like that
So my english teacher was moving away me and 2 other friends had a going away card my friend was like yo tim come and sign this card i was like ok.
So i sign it thinking thw whole class was but it was just me and 2 other dudes.
She was all smileing when we gave it to her and she gave thim a lil hug she asks for a hug from me and i giver her one and she was like thats not a hug so i giver her an even harder hug and she said that not a hug eaither so i was like WTF and i give her the full 2 arm bear hug she was all like thats better and shit.
Note: this teacher is fine as hell and is mean to alot of kids LOL
She is about 5" tall 120 mexican (looks like asian tho)
hawt as helL!
Then i got this other teacher i'll be sleeping in class and she rubs my back!
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I'm sure you guilt tripped her before hand on how your mother was killed. Digging for sympathy is a win win situation!
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Braid
Luke Warm
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 22:36 Post subject:
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hahaha nice
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Barnacle Bob
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 22:42 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | We had to research this topic in goverment that could be agrued. I picked the big bang theory but then later changed it to death row . |
Something about this sentence made me laugh.
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Braid
Luke Warm
Joined: 01 Jan 2003
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 22:50 Post subject:
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the "agruing" or the fact that he was going to argue theory of creation in government?
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Barnacle Bob
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL TURN UP!
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:01 Post subject:
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both of them, and the wording.
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:20 Post subject: Re: This teacher wants the nuts ??
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| Minion wrote: | | Brolly Trusaiyan wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | I Like to hit on the soccer moms at the mall parking lot |
That quote reminded me of something so i thought i might make a post about....
there is this goverment teacher.. Tall blonde highlighed hair.. pretty hot...
I always flirted with her in class.. She always gave me nice comments about how i looked or noticed when i cut my hair or anything like that..
She would always find excuses to give me candy or 10 extra points on a quiz, LOL ..
Then there is the way she looks at me and little other things... So, i'm thinking, hey maybe she just really likes me as a student but then something changed my mind...
We had to research this topic in goverment that could be agrued. I picked the big bang theory but then later changed it to death row . We were assigned days to present our project .. Well my day came and i skipped with some friends and got trashed ( typical lazy senior ). 1 week later we are in class and she is like " okay time to show you your grades for your project" I was like omfg, i didn't turn in my research nor did i make up my presentation .. SHIT i'm going to get like 30 or something...
Well after waiting for a good while she finally gets to me and smiles while saying " okay ernesto , check it out. " This is what I saw :
Name ----------------- Project Grade
Ernesto Maldonado III ------- 85
I almost fell out of my chair.. I grinned a almost smile , nodded my head and she walked away.. I was f*****g stunned.. I was just sitting their gawking through space thinking... " well maybe she messed up " .. LOL then again why lie to myself .. i think she wants the nutz !!
WTF should i do here ??? |
She probably just felt sorry for you for being the only 20 year old student in the 9th grade.
| Paden wrote: | heh i got teahers like that
So my english teacher was moving away me and 2 other friends had a going away card my friend was like yo tim come and sign this card i was like ok.
So i sign it thinking thw whole class was but it was just me and 2 other dudes.
She was all smileing when we gave it to her and she gave thim a lil hug she asks for a hug from me and i giver her one and she was like thats not a hug so i giver her an even harder hug and she said that not a hug eaither so i was like WTF and i give her the full 2 arm bear hug she was all like thats better and shit.
Note: this teacher is fine as hell and is mean to alot of kids LOL
She is about 5" tall 120 mexican (looks like asian tho)
hawt as helL!
Then i got this other teacher i'll be sleeping in class and she rubs my back!
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I'm sure you guilt tripped her before hand on how your mother was killed. Digging for sympathy is a win win situation! |
if you dont flame me about being retarded you flame me about my mom
you need to work on your shit it is getting old
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Minion
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:23 Post subject: Re: This teacher wants the nuts ??
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| Paden wrote: | if you dont flame me about being retarded you flame me about my mom
you need to work on your shit it is getting old |
You're confused. I'm not "flaming" you. I'm making fun of you. There's no point in flaming you. I only flame people when I am trying to make a point. I make fun of people for mild amusement.
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:24 Post subject:
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you are such a tool
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Minion
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:25 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | you are such a tool |
Somehow this doesn't phase me coming from a kid who calls himself King of Realpoor and feels the need to impress people over the internet by claiming a hot teacher wanted his balls.
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Paden
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:28 Post subject:
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and your the kid who gets off and kicking and banning people from irc and makeing fun of people for no reason other then to look cool
and you say i am the one who wants to impress someone?
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:33 Post subject:
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He made me happy with the action...
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Minion
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:42 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | and your the kid who gets off and kicking and banning people from irc and makeing fun of people for no reason other then to look cool
and you say i am the one who wants to impress someone? |
I ban you because I don't want to see your drivel in chat (plus I enjoy watching you complain about it.)
I make fun of you simply because I don't like you.
Impress? You're very mistaken. I'm the enemy of Realpoor and I assure you it didn't come about that way intentionally (well, not entirely anyway, in your case I intentionally do it.) It's nothing but a side effect of the fact that I view realpoor as a toilet. I don't come here for companionship. I come here to decompress and unload along with everyone else who is congregating here, taking steaming mental s***s all over the place.
You on the other hand seem to be constantly trying to fit in. You might actually have a chance at this if you weren't always making dumb comments.
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Paden
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:45 Post subject:
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then you should not post hear and you should be banned
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Minion
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:50 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | then you should not post hear and you should be banned |
That won't happen. That would require everyone here realize that they are hypocritical trash for being under the pathetic illusion that we "came here to escape censorship."
By the way, it's comments like that one you just made, where you spell four letter words incorrectly, that make you seem so dumb. It's why you'll probably never "fit in" here (note: correct usage of the word "here") regardless of how hard you try.
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Paden
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:52 Post subject:
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i'm crying 
ohh boo hooo
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Minion
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 23:56 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | i'm crying
ohh boo hooo |
You should be crying, you've been wasting valuable oxygen your whole life.
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Buntz
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Posted: 04/05/03 - 00:01 Post subject:
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Brolly you sad sad male =/..man just cause a female does something nice doesnt mean she wants to have **** with you *sigh*
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Nictathan
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Posted: 04/05/03 - 00:19 Post subject:
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Yeah, Butnz's cousin really didn't want to have ****... she just acted nicely to him 
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Sunkorzien
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Posted: 04/05/03 - 01:14 Post subject:
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pics plz
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Kenbin
RealPoor Sensei
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Posted: 04/05/03 - 01:39 Post subject:
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Another worthless post brought to you by Brolly! Way to go! And even Paden dropped in to add a whole lot more of c*m guzzling.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 04/05/03 - 02:26 Post subject: Re: This teacher wants the nuts ??
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| Brolly Trusaiyan wrote: |
Name ----------------- Project Grade
Ernesto Maldonado III ------- 85
I almost fell out of my chair.. I grinned a almost smile , nodded my head and she walked away.. I was f*****g stunned.. I was just sitting their gawking through space thinking... " well maybe she messed up " .. LOL then again why lie to myself .. i think she wants the nutz !!
WTF should i do here ??? |
I think she licked a few too many toads that day and made a simple error.
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Finigan
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Posted: 04/05/03 - 02:43 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | Brolly you sad sad male =/..man just cause a female does something nice doesnt mean she wants to have **** with you *sigh* |
Too bad he didn't learn that before he tried to bone his mom...
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Kurel
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Posted: 04/05/03 - 02:45 Post subject: Re: This teacher wants the nuts ??
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| Brolly Trusaiyan wrote: | | WTF should i do here ??? |
Maybe you should stop skipping English. 
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