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atarom
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 Posted: 08/24/05 - 06:07 Post subject: This rarely happens to me.
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So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 07:31 Post subject:
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Twice in one day/evening? u r pimp.
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kireol
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 08:45 Post subject:
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I'd so ask you out too if I lived by you
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 08:56 Post subject:
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They just want free movie tickets.
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Jakanden
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 09:07 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | They just want free movie tickets. |
Winner!
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Owyyn
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 10:41 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
You're wearing Axe huh!
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 10:46 Post subject:
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Either that or he's got a huge wanker and forgot to wear pants.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 11:19 Post subject:
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You've worn The Hat and you dare to ask yourself why these things happen to you?
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Devook
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 13:40 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | You've worn The Hat(tm) and you dare to ask yourself why these things happen to you? |
Fixed.
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Paden
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 13:55 Post subject:
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Well the other day while I was washing dishes! A server comes up to me and talks to me a bit then she puts her number in my pocket!
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Occulis
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 14:33 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | Well the other day while I was washing dishes! A server comes up to me and talks to me a bit then she puts her number in my pocket! |
Be sure to tell her the story about how you fingered the stripper!
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Brash
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 15:17 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
call them ?
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 15:38 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | Well the other day while I was washing dishes! A server comes up to me and talks to me a bit then she puts her number in my pocket! |
Best sentence ever!
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Jukas
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 16:01 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | Well the other day while I was washing dishes! A server comes up to me and talks to me a bit then she puts her number in my pocket! |
Did it include her hourly rates?
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Ishmael
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 16:22 Post subject:
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You lost your mom's number?
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 16:33 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| Brash wrote: | | atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
call them ? |
prolly will tonight. lol.
BUT WHICH ONE
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Jukas
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 16:42 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| atarom wrote: | | Brash wrote: | | atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
call them ? |
prolly will tonight. lol.
BUT WHICH ONE |
The hottest yet still slutty one?
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Smackmuh
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 17:13 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| atarom wrote: | | Brash wrote: | | atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
call them ? |
prolly will tonight. lol.
BUT WHICH ONE |
Both, make plans for tonight and tomorrow.
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Booker
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 17:57 Post subject:
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post pics and let realpoor decide your fate!
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Ishmael
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 18:47 Post subject:
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| Booker wrote: | | post pics and let realpoor decide your fate! |
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sinrakin
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Posted: 08/24/05 - 18:51 Post subject:
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| Booker wrote: | | post pics and let realpoor decide your fate! |
And, just to avoid any confusion, you should probably post the numbers, too.
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Tastee
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Posted: 08/25/05 - 18:25 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| atarom wrote: | | Brash wrote: | | atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
call them ? |
prolly will tonight. lol.
BUT WHICH ONE |
You should call both and arrange them both at the same night so that you can perform hilarious antics while switching between each date.
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Paden
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Posted: 08/25/05 - 20:19 Post subject:
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i have no phone
no house or cell
but i have interweb
what is up with this picture
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That Lumberg Guy
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Posted: 08/25/05 - 22:02 Post subject:
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I think that's stelllar, Atarom! Those days don't come too often, but when they do its like, "WOW! I'VE GOT A LOT OF f*****g TO DO!"
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atarom
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Posted: 08/26/05 - 03:19 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| Tastee wrote: | | atarom wrote: | | Brash wrote: | | atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
call them ? |
prolly will tonight. lol.
BUT WHICH ONE |
You should call both and arrange them both at the same night so that you can perform hilarious antics while switching between each date. |
i like this idea best.
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Smackmuh
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Posted: 08/26/05 - 03:37 Post subject: Re: This rarely happens to me.
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| atarom wrote: | | Tastee wrote: | | atarom wrote: | | Brash wrote: | | atarom wrote: | So i'm sitting at work and these girls who talked to me for a while on their way in are coming out of the theatre. So they smile and say bye and then a couple minutes later one of them walks back in and says "hey we're gonna go out and have some drinks, are you off anytime soon?" and i explain that sadly i have to work for another 5 hours and so she says "here let me give you my number and you can call me when you're not busy."
So I don't do the club scene. i don't do the meat market scene in general. This is somewhat out of the ordinary for me.
So then, about 25 minutes later, I see this girl walk in that i've seen come in before and she stands at the end of the line. When she gets to the front she says "Hi. I've come in before to ask about volunteering but now I'm just coming in to ask if you'd like to have coffee with me sometime." And she hands me a piece of flowery paper with her number on it.
I love havin my ego stroked. |
call them ? |
prolly will tonight. lol.
BUT WHICH ONE |
You should call both and arrange them both at the same night so that you can perform hilarious antics while switching between each date. |
i like this idea best. |
can I come it's my birthday :*(
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