|
|
| Author |
Message |
khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
|
 Posted: 04/16/04 - 13:38 Post subject: This is how hardcore my son is
|
|
|
Im gettin ready to take my son to school, it's like 12:30 and we're walkin to the car, and i have that song off the beginning of kill bill stuck in my head.
So im singin to myself...."bang bang, I shot chris down, bang bang"
then he goes "i hit the ground"
And if just that alone isn't hardcore enough......
Later he walks in when im watchin kill bill because i passed out durin the middle of it the night before, and he starts looking, watching the scene when the black chic and the heroin are fighting, and he looks up just as she stabs her in the chest....his eyes get real big and his jaw drops and he freezes.....so me being the good dad that I am, i'm like....chris are you ok, it's just a movie, she isn't really dead, I promise, they are just acting......so he slowly turns his head towards me, looks at me, and says "but dad, I wanted the other girl to win"
My son is so hardcore ^^
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
 |
Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8461
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 13:53 Post subject:
|
|
|
What the f**k did you fall asleep during the opening credits or what? The fight with Uma vs Vivica happens in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
-Nah-
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
FireIsFun
Luke Warm
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
Posts: 329
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 13:56 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
He Passed Out Trying To Watch It The Night Before, And Because Of That, Was Trying To Rewatch It, When His Son Did Said Actions.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:13 Post subject:
|
|
|
i work nights....
when i get off wednesday morning, i try my best to stay awake all day wednesday, until that night, so i can go to bed with my son, and be on his schedule.
i usually fall asleep around 6 or so though.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:14 Post subject:
|
|
|
| FireIsFun wrote: | | He Passed Out Trying To Watch It The Night Before, And Because Of That, Was Trying To Rewatch It, When His Son Did Said Actions. |
Why Does Every Word You Post Have To Be Capitalized?
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Owyyn
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2900
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:20 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Jakanden wrote: | | FireIsFun wrote: | | He Passed Out Trying To Watch It The Night Before, And Because Of That, Was Trying To Rewatch It, When His Son Did Said Actions. |
Why Does Every Word You Post Have To Be Capitalized? |
Because he's Fiffy... moron.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Buntz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 3342
Location: Banner Elk, N.C.
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:22 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Owyyn wrote: | | Jakanden wrote: | | FireIsFun wrote: | | He Passed Out Trying To Watch It The Night Before, And Because Of That, Was Trying To Rewatch It, When His Son Did Said Actions. |
Why Does Every Word You Post Have To Be Capitalized? |
Because he's Fiffy... moron. |
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:39 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Owyyn wrote: | | Jakanden wrote: | | FireIsFun wrote: | | He Passed Out Trying To Watch It The Night Before, And Because Of That, Was Trying To Rewatch It, When His Son Did Said Actions. |
Why Does Every Word You Post Have To Be Capitalized? |
Because he's Fiffy... moron. |
Oh well shit on me for not realizing that....cockbite
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
lotek
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1598
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:41 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
you need to teach your son that black people in movies always die.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
themy
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1153
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:41 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
i hope your kid doesn't end up killin someone haha
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Fanelien
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 18 Jul 2003
Posts: 2187
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 14:42 Post subject: Re: This is how hardcore my son is
|
|
|
| Khrath wrote: | Im gettin ready to take my son to school, it's like 12:30 and we're walkin to the car, and i have that song off the beginning of kill bill stuck in my head.
So im singin to myself...."bang bang, I shot chris down, bang bang"
then he goes "i hit the ground"
And if just that alone isn't hardcore enough......
Later he walks in when im watchin kill bill because i passed out durin the middle of it the night before, and he starts looking, watching the scene when the black chic and the heroin are fighting, and he looks up just as she stabs her in the chest....his eyes get real big and his jaw drops and he freezes.....so me being the good dad that I am, i'm like....chris are you ok, it's just a movie, she isn't really dead, I promise, they are just acting......so he slowly turns his head towards me, looks at me, and says "but dad, I wanted the other girl to win"
My son is so hardcore ^^ |
your son wins at watching dvds.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 15:00 Post subject:
|
|
|
| themy wrote: | | i hope your kid doesn't end up killin someone haha |
Idiot.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
|
|
Posted: 04/16/04 - 15:01 Post subject: Re: This is how hardcore my son is
|
|
|
| Khrath wrote: | Im gettin ready to take my son to school, it's like 12:30 and we're walkin to the car, and i have that song off the beginning of kill bill stuck in my head.
So im singin to myself...."bang bang, I shot chris down, bang bang"
then he goes "i hit the ground" |
weee!
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
