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Spitulski
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 Posted: 08/31/03 - 04:46 Post subject: This ever happened to you?
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Because I know full well it sounds like I was, at the time this happened I was not drinking, not smoking - completely sober and had been for a few days prior to this event.
I'm at my computer watching Star Wars, and I remember seeing the part with the droid factory. I had started the movie at about 12:30pmish so it was probably around 2 at the point I stop remembering what happened.
The next thing I know, I'm waking up feeling like 100% shit and it's 2 am (I had to be at work at 11pm). My computer is off, there's a towel pinned up over my window for some reason, I'm completely naked and my phone (loud ringer) is sitting right in front of me and I had missed 11 calls. The coke I was drinking is in the bathroom half-full.
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khrath
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 05:07 Post subject:
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Government agencies gassed you, the towel was so it would take longer for the shit to air out, you felt like shit because of the anal probes, the phone was in front of you because they used it to mind control you, and the computer was off because they were done using it.
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 05:07 Post subject:
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wow.. euh never happened to me before 
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 05:35 Post subject:
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Goddamnit, my exit only has been turned into a revolving door.
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Cethan
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 10:04 Post subject:
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Do you still have your kidneys?!
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 10:10 Post subject:
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I'm with Khrath on this one.
Plus, they anal probed you.
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Yabden
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 10:40 Post subject:
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they did it twice just incase also
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sinrakin
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 10:42 Post subject:
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omg, was that you? I got a message from my contacts to do a job, and since things have been a little slow lately I took it. If I'd known it was you I totally would have used more lube on that probe, but they've been screwing me on my expenses lately and that shit comes out of my own pocket so what are you gonna do?
Wait a minute: you said you missed eleven calls? Eleven? What about the twelfth? WHAT ABOUT THE TWELFTH????? THERE WERE TWELVE CALLS m**********r WHO ANSWERED THE TWELFTH??
OK, LOOK, DO NOT MOVE. DO NOT f*****g MOVE. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
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BlingBling
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 10:47 Post subject:
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b******t....youlie
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Ciladar
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 10:48 Post subject:
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its probably nothing, it happens to tons of people i know. Pffft you're just over reacting
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Akronn
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 11:41 Post subject:
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It's Attack of the Clones, were you supposed to be paying attention?
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Spitulski
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 11:59 Post subject:
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I'm not making a big deal of it, I just said "what the f**k" and went about my business. Figured it'd be a funny little anecdote to throw in with the gaping anuses.
In your words, "pffft".
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 12:02 Post subject:
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thats nothing, i was drunk out in san fran once, and found myself wallet-less, keyless, and (just about anything worth taking off of me)-less.
i had a really hard time getting out of the dumpster i woke up in and, thankfully, my ass was not violated, but i was probably beat up or somethin. i was partying with my friends where i remembered last, and i got back to where i left my car, which was untouched, and found me keys locked inside the car WITH my wallet.
so i got some help to open the door, and was home free... but i just about freaked that morning/afternoon (can't remember)
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 12:05 Post subject:
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Actually, if you want to be specific, you were "gang probed" by many government agents.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 12:09 Post subject:
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hahaha,
that cia is relentless.
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median
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 18:47 Post subject:
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this is by far the most interesting thread i have read in a long time.
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 18:49 Post subject:
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Minion zapped you with his admin powers.
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Occulis
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 18:52 Post subject:
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Missing time and blackouts in general are not good from any standpoint. Medical or conspiratorial. 
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Clevinger
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 18:53 Post subject:
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generally that happens
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Gethy
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 18:55 Post subject:
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you were infected by an alien smore
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Paden
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 20:56 Post subject: Re: This ever happened to you?
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| Spitulski wrote: | Because I know full well it sounds like I was, at the time this happened I was not drinking, not smoking - completely sober and had been for a few days prior to this event.
I'm at my computer watching Star Wars, and I remember seeing the part with the droid factory. I had started the movie at about 12:30pmish so it was probably around 2 at the point I stop remembering what happened.
The next thing I know, I'm waking up feeling like 100% shit and it's 2 am (I had to be at work at 11pm). My computer is off, there's a towel pinned up over my window for some reason, I'm completely naked and my phone (loud ringer) is sitting right in front of me and I had missed 11 calls. The coke I was drinking is in the bathroom half-full.
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can you say aliens!
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Nictathan
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 22:08 Post subject: Re: This ever happened to you?
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| Paden wrote: | | Spitulski wrote: | Because I know full well it sounds like I was, at the time this happened I was not drinking, not smoking - completely sober and had been for a few days prior to this event.
I'm at my computer watching Star Wars, and I remember seeing the part with the droid factory. I had started the movie at about 12:30pmish so it was probably around 2 at the point I stop remembering what happened.
The next thing I know, I'm waking up feeling like 100% shit and it's 2 am (I had to be at work at 11pm). My computer is off, there's a towel pinned up over my window for some reason, I'm completely naked and my phone (loud ringer) is sitting right in front of me and I had missed 11 calls. The coke I was drinking is in the bathroom half-full.
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can you say aliens! |
Aliends rule the government, therefore everyone is right 
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Gato
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 22:20 Post subject:
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You got an anal probe? 
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Kamikaze_Roadkill
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 23:09 Post subject:
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Where was your coke before hand...did you get it from a bar or some crap? If not...well then thats just fekked up.
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Janoth
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 23:36 Post subject:
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You should go to a docter, tell them what happened, and make sure you arne't gonna die or some shit. Thats what i'de do anyway =P
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Paden
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Posted: 08/31/03 - 23:49 Post subject:
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if that really happend i would prolly cry.
that is some f****d up shit man
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Lumberg_fekdher
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 09:00 Post subject:
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| Clevinger wrote: | | generally that happens |
LOL No it doesn't 
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Gato
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 09:40 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | The next thing I know, I'm waking up feeling like 100% shit and it's 2 am (I had to be at work at 11pm). My computer is off, there's a towel pinned up over my window for some reason, I'm completely naked and my phone (loud ringer) is sitting right in front of me and I had missed 11 calls. The coke I was drinking is in the bathroom half-full. |
Call your phone company and see what the last few numbers you did call were..
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evilution
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 10:13 Post subject:
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RIAA
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Spitulski
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 10:19 Post subject:
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Dude, it totally f*****g was the RIAA...I found Nelly's latest CD in my poop the other day.
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