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Mental Hernia
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 Posted: 08/28/03 - 23:56 Post subject: This ever happened to any of you?
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I went to my favorite Mexican Food restaurant last weekend, Sunday night, with my family. The place is called El Churro's, it's really good, serving quality mashed hen.
I get inside the restaurant, and go to the men's bathroom (I only say men's because of the necesity for all to stay out of the dubious room, the name for the female facility. God knows what logic is disobeyed there. The door is circular and made of fluid), and when I return, my family is replaced with a majestic girraffe, only with wings and no stripes.
"No stripes on a girraffe?" I asked the manager, Miguel. "You must be kidding me."
"No senor," he replied, clearly he was a lunatic.
My family pranced and flew, as if this was their special kind of language, and way of ordering food. I doubted whether it would work. Still, I had nothing better to do, so I sat and waited. I ate the chips, which I was not certain were dead yet, and then Miguel came back.
"You are now a hostage." He told me, and morphed into a lion, devouring my family. I was not myself anymore. Maybe I was dead as well, maybe this was my way of dying. Purgatory. I hissed, and realized what I had become. Miguel couldn't see me in this state. I slithered away, saddened by the events of the night, wondering what to do next. Before I went out the door, I watched the waitress deliver the food to the empty table my family used to occupy.
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Booker
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Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:03 Post subject:
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every damn day, cept the giraffe is a beaver
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-Reneloth-
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:13 Post subject:
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MH... there are so many things I could say right now my fingers balk with each new idea.
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:16 Post subject:
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STOP TEH rain HIS douche.
Last edited by ATM Banana on 08/29/03 - 00:28; edited 1 time in total
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Mental_Hernia
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Location: Texas
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:25 Post subject:
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Its spelled señor, with a tilde over the n.
I dont eat fried food; therefor I wouldnt touch the chips.
I tend not to eat Mexican food actually; every place seems to serve it cold for some reason
Italian is good though! And IHOP!
Last edited by Mental_Hernia on 08/29/03 - 00:28; edited 1 time in total
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Mental Hernia
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:26 Post subject:
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Yeah, completing that thought.
I don't really eat Mexican food that much, which is why the event was so strange.
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:29 Post subject:
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Oh of course; that's why it was weird..
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:30 Post subject:
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please visit my new thread, sir.
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 00:34 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | | please visit my new thread, sir. |
the cheap labor one?
i forgot who's that was
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 08/29/03 - 04:25 Post subject:
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This is why schizophrenics need to take their medications
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