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Vekril
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2525
Location: Jersey
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 12:46 Post subject: The winner of Realpoor
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Nuldaan came up with this gem in response to one of Kbarr/Paco/Confused's personal attack threads. Nuldaan gets it! (and you guys really need to stop those lame threads)
| Quote: | Oh oh oh! Can I join in and tell everyone about how much money I make? Will that make the internet people like me more?
Seriously though, this thread is gay. Not the gay like Abi and Nah that's cool but just likes men but 'the leather assless pants in a gay pride parade' gay that makes everyone sick |
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Ciladar
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 12:48 Post subject:
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This is asking for it to be turned into another one of "those threads"
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Confused
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 6730
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 12:53 Post subject: Re: The winner of Realpoor
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| Vekril wrote: | Nuldaan came up with this gem in response to one of Kbarr/Paco/Confused's personal attack threads. Nuldaan gets it! (and you guys really need to stop those lame threads)
| Quote: | Oh oh oh! Can I join in and tell everyone about how much money I make? Will that make the internet people like me more?
Seriously though, this thread is gay. Not the gay like Abi and Nah that's cool but just likes men but 'the leather assless pants in a gay pride parade' gay that makes everyone sick |
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You just feel sad and left out because you're a jew and it's Christmas time.
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Shadwell
Luke Warm

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 293
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 12:54 Post subject:
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This thread is fun. Fun fun fun.
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euphonious
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 893
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 12:57 Post subject: Re: The winner of Realpoor
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| Confused wrote: | | Vekril wrote: | Nuldaan came up with this gem in response to one of Kbarr/Paco/Confused's personal attack threads. Nuldaan gets it! (and you guys really need to stop those lame threads)
| Quote: | Oh oh oh! Can I join in and tell everyone about how much money I make? Will that make the internet people like me more?
Seriously though, this thread is gay. Not the gay like Abi and Nah that's cool but just likes men but 'the leather assless pants in a gay pride parade' gay that makes everyone sick |
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You just feel sad and left out because you're a jew and it's Christmas time. |
| Quote: | It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the f**k is up
With lighting all these f*****g Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I'd be merry, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
It'd a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas. |
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 12:57 Post subject:
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His quote is good but there have definitely been better.
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Ishmobbin
( . )( . )'s Are Fun!
Joined: 09 Oct 2002 Posts: 1264
Location: Texas
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 13:08 Post subject:
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Did you know that a "Jewry" is like a congregation of Jews?
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 7044
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 14:34 Post subject: Re: The winner of Realpoor
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| Vekril wrote: | Nuldaan came up with this gem in response to one of Kbarr/Paco/Confused's personal attack threads. Nuldaan gets it! (and you guys really need to stop those lame threads)
| Quote: | Oh oh oh! Can I join in and tell everyone about how much money I make? Will that make the internet people like me more?
Seriously though, this thread is gay. Not the gay like Abi and Nah that's cool but just likes men but 'the leather assless pants in a gay pride parade' gay that makes everyone sick |
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This is so true! Man, when I read that I laughed so hard I spilled coffee all over my $17,000 Patek Phillipe watch! And wouldn't you know it was the good private reserve estate grown Yrgacheffe coffee that I have specially imported from Ethiopia!
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Addem
Luke Warm

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 238
Location: Houston, Texas
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 15:03 Post subject:
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haha, JEWRY!
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 16:04 Post subject: Re: The winner of Realpoor
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| Vekril wrote: | Nuldaan came up with this gem in response to one of Kbarr/Paco/Confused's personal attack threads. Nuldaan gets it! (and you guys really need to stop those lame threads)
| Quote: | Oh oh oh! Can I join in and tell everyone about how much money I make? Will that make the internet people like me more?
Seriously though, this thread is gay. Not the gay like Abi and Nah that's cool but just likes men but 'the leather assless pants in a gay pride parade' gay that makes everyone sick |
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Yo, d*****t. That came from the thread I started with a picture of myself. I made no attack, no comment, just the picture. After they attacked me, I responded.
Get your facts straight before you attempt to look smarter than us. You failed this time.
Now, get back to scanning the internet news so you can link a story about a religion you no longer follow.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 16:07 Post subject: Re: The winner of Realpoor
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Vekril wrote: | Nuldaan came up with this gem in response to one of Kbarr/Paco/Confused's personal attack threads. Nuldaan gets it! (and you guys really need to stop those lame threads)
| Quote: | Oh oh oh! Can I join in and tell everyone about how much money I make? Will that make the internet people like me more?
Seriously though, this thread is gay. Not the gay like Abi and Nah that's cool but just likes men but 'the leather assless pants in a gay pride parade' gay that makes everyone sick |
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This is so true! Man, when I read that I laughed so hard I spilled coffee all over my $17,000 Patek Phillipe watch! And wouldn't you know it was the good private reserve estate grown Yrgacheffe coffee that I have specially imported from Ethiopia! |
In the end you will wash your hand in a home depo 10 dollar SS sink covered in your wife's pubic hairs.
Bush is President!
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Abi
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 1747
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 16:17 Post subject:
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HEY!!!
I like my leather asspants
/smirk
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8752
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 16:20 Post subject:
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I noticed months ago that the only time Confused contributes something positive to this board, it's a 'look at what my money/flyer miles are buying me.'
/yawn
And asspants are HOT.
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Ciladar
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 16:21 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | I noticed months ago that the only time Confused contributes something positive to this board, it's a 'look at what my money/flyer miles are buying me.'
/yawn
And asspants are HOT.  |
Very hot Abi
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Abi
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 1747
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 16:25 Post subject:
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You like those asspants doncha....DONT YOU!!!!
sorry for derailing your thread Vekky .. nothing like the mention of asspants to do so though
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 5595
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 16:40 Post subject:
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Aye, the hot pants.
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Nuldaan
Sir Postalot

Joined: 07 Nov 2002 Posts: 1179
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 22:13 Post subject:
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| Abi wrote: | HEY!!!
I like my leather asspants
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This scares me a lot.
P.S. I'm the winner, Kbarr. I have a post to prove it now!
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 12/23/04 - 23:18 Post subject:
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| Nuldaan wrote: | | Abi wrote: | HEY!!!
I like my leather asspants
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This scares me a lot.
P.S. I'm the winner, Kbarr. I have a post to prove it now!  |
You are...
Incorrect!
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