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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 21:24    Post subject: The reason I am correct on every issue. Reply with quote

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Mensa is an international society that has one - and only one - qualification for membership: a score in the top 2% of the population on a standardized intelligence test.



http://www.us.mensa.org/join_mensa/testscores.php3

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Army GCT*** prior to 10/80

Score : 136


*** The only scores that Mensa can accept are the AGCT scores from the Army and the GT scores from the Navy - before the use of the ASVAB (9/80). The new military tests are vocational aptitude tests and are not suitable for Mensa admission.



Lookie!

I scored 136 on my GT test from 1979. That means I can join Mensa!

And some people here wondered if I was a true genius or not. Well, I guess this answers THAT question!


I eat these with eggs every morning, I wonder....
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr, PLEASE tell me that, as a New Yorker, you do NOT eat that shit....ROFL....
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

that means you can apply to take mensa's test, and if you pass it you're a member. I know members of mensa, and you obviously couldn't hack it, because you didn't read the instructions.
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

lauren000 wrote:
that means you can apply to take mensa's test, and if you pass it you're a member. I know members of mensa, and you obviously couldn't hack it, because you didn't read the instructions.


Read the site freak, you stealth homosexual, its says quite clearly that when I took the test doesn't matter. It only matters in regards to when a particular test was given. All GT scores before 10/1980 are good, after that date they aren't good. This was because of a change in how the military did their testing. I took it in 1979, I'm a muthafuckn GENIUS!

Now, you need to kill yourself. Get on with it.


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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

principessa wrote:
Kbarr, PLEASE tell me that, as a New Yorker, you do NOT eat that shit....ROFL....


It has its benefits.

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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

lauren000 wrote:
that means you can apply to take mensa's test, and if you pass it you're a member. I know members of mensa, and you obviously couldn't hack it, because you didn't read the instructions.


I call b******t on your claim, just like all of your "facts" you post. If they knew you were cutting off your d**k, they'd talk you out of it. Furthermore, they'd tell you that you should have paid more attention in school.
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

you two obviously are more intelligent than me lollze
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol...I could give a shit less dude. People (for the most part) read this board to have a laugh. Some people like Kbarr, Lauren, Paco etc take this shit way too far and incorporate this board into their lives. Just like someone plays a game, they patrol the board and post a lot. I'm clapping for you dude, but you have nothing to prove to any of us lol.
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

lauren000 wrote:
you two obviously are more intelligent than me lollze


Sometimes....

All it takes is a little reading.
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qaldyin wrote:
Lol...I could give a shit less dude. People (for the most part) read this board to have a laugh. Some people like Kbarr, Lauren, Paco etc take this shit way too far and incorporate this board into their lives. Just like someone plays a game, they patrol the board and post a lot. I'm clapping for you dude, but you have nothing to prove to any of us lol.


But you did respond.



Now get f*****g clapping, I can't hear you.
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 22:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

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American Mensa accepts your MasterCard or Visa as well as your checking account information for online payments.


Very Happy

You, too, can be "special" for only a small fee.
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PostPosted: 12/28/04 - 23:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 06:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

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SAT or CEEB
scored prior to 9/30/74 1300
scored from 9/30/74 through 1/31/94 1250
scored after 1/31/94 N/A


haha

hahaha

hahahaha


Above a 1250 SAT? I thought Mensa was supposed to be an exclusive club. I think my high school (public) graduating class had somewhere around 25-30 people in a class of 300 score over a 1250, almost 10%. We had more than 5 break 1400. I would have guessed the SAT cutoff was 1500, 1450 at the minimum for the old test.

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LSAT
prior to 1982 662
1982 through 5/91 39
effective 6/91 163


Again, what a joke. A 168 score puts you in the top 1%, a 163 is maybe top 5% of scores at best. I do not think the top 5% of an already prescreened pool qualifies you as a genius.
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 07:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

well looks like i am right to then kbarr Razz
I did a mensa acceptence test and according to them i'm part of the upper 2%.

Time to start hating liberals!
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 07:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vekril wrote:
Quote:
SAT or CEEB
scored prior to 9/30/74 1300
scored from 9/30/74 through 1/31/94 1250
scored after 1/31/94 N/A


haha

hahaha

hahahaha


Above a 1250 SAT? I thought Mensa was supposed to be an exclusive club. I think my high school (public) graduating class had somewhere around 25-30 people in a class of 300 score over a 1250, almost 10%. We had more than 5 break 1400. I would have guessed the SAT cutoff was 1500, 1450 at the minimum for the old test.

Quote:
LSAT
prior to 1982 662
1982 through 5/91 39
effective 6/91 163


Again, what a joke. A 168 score puts you in the top 1%, a 163 is maybe top 5% of scores at best. I do not think the top 5% of an already prescreened pool qualifies you as a genius.


Well, let's be fair here, it's the top 2%, not the top 0.01%. Of course, accepting any sort of knowledge based test (such as the SAT) is a complete joke. Even so, MENSA's requirements aren't really that strict.
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 07:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

true, 2% of 6 billion is still what, like 100+ millino people heh
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 10:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
lauren000 wrote:
you two obviously are more intelligent than me lollze


Sometimes....

All it takes is a little reading.


All it takes is a little c**k attachment too.
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 17:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vekril wrote:
Quote:
SAT or CEEB
scored prior to 9/30/74 1300
scored from 9/30/74 through 1/31/94 1250
scored after 1/31/94 N/A


haha

hahaha

hahahaha


Above a 1250 SAT? I thought Mensa was supposed to be an exclusive club. I think my high school (public) graduating class had somewhere around 25-30 people in a class of 300 score over a 1250, almost 10%. We had more than 5 break 1400. I would have guessed the SAT cutoff was 1500, 1450 at the minimum for the old test.

Quote:
LSAT
prior to 1982 662
1982 through 5/91 39
effective 6/91 163


Again, what a joke. A 168 score puts you in the top 1%, a 163 is maybe top 5% of scores at best. I do not think the top 5% of an already prescreened pool qualifies you as a genius.


Mensa says I'm a genius. So let it be written, so let it be done!

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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 17:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
Vekril wrote:
Quote:
SAT or CEEB
scored prior to 9/30/74 1300
scored from 9/30/74 through 1/31/94 1250
scored after 1/31/94 N/A


haha

hahaha

hahahaha


Above a 1250 SAT? I thought Mensa was supposed to be an exclusive club. I think my high school (public) graduating class had somewhere around 25-30 people in a class of 300 score over a 1250, almost 10%. We had more than 5 break 1400. I would have guessed the SAT cutoff was 1500, 1450 at the minimum for the old test.

Quote:
LSAT
prior to 1982 662
1982 through 5/91 39
effective 6/91 163


Again, what a joke. A 168 score puts you in the top 1%, a 163 is maybe top 5% of scores at best. I do not think the top 5% of an already prescreened pool qualifies you as a genius.


Mensa says I'm a genius. So let it be written, so let it be done!




More like idiot.
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 17:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

wellspoken wrote:
Kbarr wrote:
Vekril wrote:
Quote:
SAT or CEEB
scored prior to 9/30/74 1300
scored from 9/30/74 through 1/31/94 1250
scored after 1/31/94 N/A


haha

hahaha

hahahaha


Above a 1250 SAT? I thought Mensa was supposed to be an exclusive club. I think my high school (public) graduating class had somewhere around 25-30 people in a class of 300 score over a 1250, almost 10%. We had more than 5 break 1400. I would have guessed the SAT cutoff was 1500, 1450 at the minimum for the old test.

Quote:
LSAT
prior to 1982 662
1982 through 5/91 39
effective 6/91 163


Again, what a joke. A 168 score puts you in the top 1%, a 163 is maybe top 5% of scores at best. I do not think the top 5% of an already prescreened pool qualifies you as a genius.


Mensa says I'm a genius. So let it be written, so let it be done!




More like idiot.


Mensa knows better than you.

I am da GENIUS!
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 18:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
Kbarr wrote:
Vekril wrote:
Quote:
SAT or CEEB
scored prior to 9/30/74 1300
scored from 9/30/74 through 1/31/94 1250
scored after 1/31/94 N/A


haha

hahaha

hahahaha


Above a 1250 SAT? I thought Mensa was supposed to be an exclusive club. I think my high school (public) graduating class had somewhere around 25-30 people in a class of 300 score over a 1250, almost 10%. We had more than 5 break 1400. I would have guessed the SAT cutoff was 1500, 1450 at the minimum for the old test.

Quote:
LSAT
prior to 1982 662
1982 through 5/91 39
effective 6/91 163


Again, what a joke. A 168 score puts you in the top 1%, a 163 is maybe top 5% of scores at best. I do not think the top 5% of an already prescreened pool qualifies you as a genius.


Mensa says I'm a genius. So let it be written, so let it be done!




More like idiot.


Mensa knows better than you.

I am da GENIUS!













ok.
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 18:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, that picture is....disturbing....
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 18:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

principessa wrote:
Ok, that picture is....disturbing....


That picture was from just before I read the Mensa site.

I look like this now.

And I feel like some nice matzah ball soup.

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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 21:51    Post subject: The GENIUS is taking any and all questions. Reply with quote

Stupid people.

I am here for you.

What do you need to know?



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Main Entry: ge·nius
Pronunciation: 'jEn-y&s, 'jE-nE-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-nE-"I/
Etymology: Latin, tutelary spirit, natural inclinations, from gignere to beget
1 a plural genii : an attendant spirit of a person or place b plural usually genii : a person who influences another for good or bad
2 : a strong leaning or inclination : PENCHANT
3 a : a peculiar, distinctive, or identifying character or spirit b : the associations and traditions of a place c : a personification or embodiment especially of a quality or condition
4 plural usually genii : SPIRIT, JINNI
5 plural usually geniuses a : a single strongly marked capacity or aptitude <had a genius for getting along with boys -- Mary Ross> b : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity c : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; especially : a person with a very high intelligence quotient
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 22:10    Post subject: Re: The GENIUS is taking any and all questions. Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
Stupid people.

I am here for you.

What do you need to know?



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Main Entry: ge·nius
Pronunciation: 'jEn-y&s, 'jE-nE-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-nE-"I/
Etymology: Latin, tutelary spirit, natural inclinations, from gignere to beget
1 a plural genii : an attendant spirit of a person or place b plural usually genii : a person who influences another for good or bad
2 : a strong leaning or inclination : PENCHANT
3 a : a peculiar, distinctive, or identifying character or spirit b : the associations and traditions of a place c : a personification or embodiment especially of a quality or condition
4 plural usually genii : SPIRIT, JINNI
5 plural usually geniuses a : a single strongly marked capacity or aptitude <had a genius for getting along with boys -- Mary Ross> b : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity c : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; especially : a person with a very high intelligence quotient


What is the only International Units system still based on an artifact?
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 22:24    Post subject: Re: The GENIUS is taking any and all questions. Reply with quote

Soriak wrote:
Kbarr wrote:
Stupid people.

I am here for you.

What do you need to know?



Quote:
Main Entry: ge·nius
Pronunciation: 'jEn-y&s, 'jE-nE-&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-nE-"I/
Etymology: Latin, tutelary spirit, natural inclinations, from gignere to beget
1 a plural genii : an attendant spirit of a person or place b plural usually genii : a person who influences another for good or bad
2 : a strong leaning or inclination : PENCHANT
3 a : a peculiar, distinctive, or identifying character or spirit b : the associations and traditions of a place c : a personification or embodiment especially of a quality or condition
4 plural usually genii : SPIRIT, JINNI
5 plural usually geniuses a : a single strongly marked capacity or aptitude <had a genius for getting along with boys -- Mary Ross> b : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity c : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority; especially : a person with a very high intelligence quotient


What is the only International Units system still based on an artifact?


Define artifact.
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 22:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

The standard kilogram. All the other units are based on fundamental physical constants, but the standard kilogram is a block of platinum alloy in a vault somewhere.
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 22:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf
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PostPosted: 12/29/04 - 23:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

you lose sinrakin - not because the answer is wrong, but because you weren't supposed to answer it =/
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