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Gethy
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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 Posted: 09/01/03 - 02:40 Post subject: The most astonishing experience of my life.
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I breathed out as she breathed in. This was the ying to any yang. The same Floridean streets passed beneath my feet as I found each and every moment to be the positive negativity that I always searched for. I walked for miles tonight, sticking my thumb out in existentialistic delite, awaiting a cold face that so happened to traverse the streets at night. She was a dancer and she took their money without question. And I shoved my cash within her hands forcefully. This was womanhood; streaming through unknown streets, she found me to my house. And she was a true woman.
f**k men, I can't wait until she deprives them all of their hundreds and fifties. She is true beauty. And my change for her gas was a testament to her beautiful nature.
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Deroth
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 08:55 Post subject:
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Shut up, idiot.
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 09:37 Post subject:
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That means just about f**k all coming from anyone on this board.
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Ciladar
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Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 09:59 Post subject:
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so you bought a h****r...? I don't get it
I need some coffee or something, its to early =/
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 10:10 Post subject:
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No. I just took the long walk home, and, somehow rather than passing out from exhaustion, she pulled over and gave me a ride home. Instead of being paid for her body as she had all night before, she got change for gas.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 11:36 Post subject:
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She was a man, man!
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 11:55 Post subject:
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d00d, no!!!! its not right.
it's *GET OUT OF MY HEAD*
sorry, the add thread is still affecting me.
anyways, you should have told her you were a hobo, and see if she kicked you out of the car or not.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:13 Post subject: Re: The most astonishing experience of my life.
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| Gethy wrote: | I breathed out as she breathed in. This was the ying to any yang. The same Floridean streets passed beneath my feet as I found each and every moment to be the positive negativity that I always searched for. I walked for miles tonight, sticking my thumb out in existentialistic delite, awaiting a cold face that so happened to traverse the streets at night. She was a dancer and she took their money without question. And I shoved my cash within her hands forcefully. This was womanhood; streaming through unknown streets, she found me to my house. And she was a true woman.
f**k men, I can't wait until she deprives them all of their hundreds and fifties. She is true beauty. And my change for her gas was a testament to her beautiful nature. |
You creative writing skills made this actually sound intresting  !
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:27 Post subject:
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I didn't rail her, she gave me a ride home. But she was pretty damn good looking in all due respect.
And, man, I'm never drinking the beast again.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:29 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | I didn't rail her, she gave me a ride home. But she was pretty damn good looking in all due respect.
And, man, I'm never drinking the beast again. |
The beast ?
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:33 Post subject:
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Named "the beast" for good reason.
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Sabathius
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:34 Post subject:
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idiocy
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:38 Post subject:
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Go insult the french some more, you f*****g wanker. And quit f*****g up my thread. Now, go go, move along and take your half-assed attempt at insulting me elsewhere.
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Kenbin
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Joined: 15 Nov 2002
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Location: New York City
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:44 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | | Go insult the french some more, you f*****g wanker. And quit f*****g up my thread. Now, go go, move along and take your half-assed attempt at insulting me elsewhere. |
Don't forget that Spongebob Squarepants is h**o shit.
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 12:46 Post subject:
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| Kenbin wrote: | | Gethy wrote: | | Go insult the french some more, you f*****g wanker. And quit f*****g up my thread. Now, go go, move along and take your half-assed attempt at insulting me elsewhere. |
Don't forget that Spongebob Squarepants is h**o shit. |
Yeah, but insulting someone for their avatar is lower than I plan on going. But that fact is noted. Worst cartoon. Ever.
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Clevinger
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 13:23 Post subject:
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Your thread sucks.
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Ciladar
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Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 15:08 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | | Kenbin wrote: | | Gethy wrote: | | Go insult the french some more, you f*****g wanker. And quit f*****g up my thread. Now, go go, move along and take your half-assed attempt at insulting me elsewhere. |
Don't forget that Spongebob Squarepants is h**o shit. |
Yeah, but insulting someone for their avatar is lower than I plan on going. But that fact is noted. Worst cartoon. Ever. |
f**k you
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Kenbin
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 16:15 Post subject:
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| Ciladar wrote: | | Gethy wrote: | | Kenbin wrote: | | Gethy wrote: | | Go insult the french some more, you f*****g wanker. And quit f*****g up my thread. Now, go go, move along and take your half-assed attempt at insulting me elsewhere. |
Don't forget that Spongebob Squarepants is h**o shit. |
Yeah, but insulting someone for their avatar is lower than I plan on going. But that fact is noted. Worst cartoon. Ever. |
f**k you |
Gay.
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compusmack
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 19:27 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | | Kenbin wrote: | | Gethy wrote: | | Go insult the french some more, you f*****g wanker. And quit f*****g up my thread. Now, go go, move along and take your half-assed attempt at insulting me elsewhere. |
Don't forget that Spongebob Squarepants is h**o shit. |
Yeah, but insulting someone for their avatar is lower than I plan on going. But that fact is noted. Worst cartoon. Ever. |
TRUE.
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 09/01/03 - 23:32 Post subject:
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| Clevinger wrote: | | Your thread sucks. |
That means I'll bump it just to p**s you off, fagbrains.
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