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Eduin
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 Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:28 Post subject: The Wachowski Brothers RAPED my late twenties.
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Matrix 3 is such a load of garbage, it has utterly despoiled one of the best films of the 90s. The memory of the first Matrix film, the exquisite fights, the wonderful exposition and thought provoking plot are lost in a mess of religious parallel and pointless, wasteful, boring, painful "drama".
Fight at the gun check - crap we'd seen *much* better in Ep 1.
Fight in Bondage Club - boring, outcome was inconsistent.
Lando flying out the death star, err Hammer chase - Lucas want's royalties *now*, damnit, although Larry Fishburne did a decent Nien Nunb.
Zion fight - reasonably entertaining.
Bane fight - yawn.
Bane impression of Smith - quite good in a comedy way.
Flying into Zero One - ok, I guess.
Smith Fight - probably the best bit, homaged the dojo from 1 in a better way than the blatant rip of the gun check fight, raindrop, face compressing punch was quite fun, only "new" trick in the entire film, however.
And that's about it for action in a 2 and a half hour film, barely 20 minutes of "fun". The rest of drawn out, pants rubbish. It's a sad way to finish the trilogy, it is actually *worse* than Matrix 2, and I really didn't think that would be possible. While Matrix 2 had overlong fights, I actually enjoyed it in the cinema, although repeat viewings are tedious.
The christ ending was utterly pathetic, I don't actually care if he is alive or dead (he's dead, btw, but the choice is open as to whether it is the Canoe "one" which is reincarnated or a new "one"). But frankly I don't give a f**k.
Waste of time, don't spend money on it. I'm glad I didn't.
Regards,
Eduin
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:29 Post subject:
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You're fat.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:31 Post subject:
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a 25 something year old man snuck into the movies ???? LOL !!!!
The movie was awesome except for the ending ... SHUT YOUR FACE and GET BACK TO WORKING OUT !!! 
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Eduin
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:35 Post subject:
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| Herbgotti wrote: | a 25 something year old man snuck into the movies ???? LOL !!!!
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Dumbfuck http://www.ugccinemas.co.uk/AffichePage.jgi?ALIAS=cartesugc/5a
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The movie was awesome except for the ending ... SHUT YOUR FACE and GET BACK TO WORKING OUT !!!
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An action movie with little action and shit, over-long dramatic set up is pants. No two ways about it. It doesn't need working out, there is nothing deep or meaningful in the piece, it is obvious and trashy.
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Eduin
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:40 Post subject:
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I didn't really care for it, either. Of course, the only things that really impressed me from the series were the special efx and the fights. I didn't watch them to gain a greater understanding of life.
I think they tried too hard with the message.
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Sabathius
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:46 Post subject:
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Eduin you really need to kill yourself.
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Eduin
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:51 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | I didn't really care for it, either. Of course, the only things that really impressed me from the series were the special efx and the fights. I didn't watch them to gain a greater understanding of life.
I think they tried too hard with the message. |
Can a christ parallel even be called a message? But you're right in many ways. They ran out of special effects and I think they also lost some faith after the panning of the second one. There were, what, *two* bullet time sequences in the entire thing? I don't accept the criticism that it was over-used in part 2 - it's a stylistic link of the trilogy, like the WW2 fighter plane parallels of Star Wars space battles - use it
They ran out of tricks and started lifting things wholesale. The opening fight was just a s****y copy of the corridor scene of Episode 1 and the Hammer chase was just the Return of the Jedi death star chase. Shit the f****r even turned sideways to get "out".
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Eduin
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 16:53 Post subject:
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| Eduin wrote: | | Herbgotti wrote: | a 25 something year old man snuck into the movies ???? LOL !!!!
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Dumbfuck http://www.ugccinemas.co.uk/AffichePage.jgi?ALIAS=cartesugc/5a
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The movie was awesome except for the ending ... SHUT YOUR FACE and GET BACK TO WORKING OUT !!! :P
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An action movie with little action and shit, over-long dramatic set up is pants. No two ways about it. It doesn't need working out, there is nothing deep or meaningful in the piece, it is obvious and trashy.
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Eduin |
lol. what the f**k?
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 17:24 Post subject:
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The fat, eurotrash, cry baby speaks.
| Eduin wrote: | Books are about stories and feeling. the story in these is incredible but beyond that they ahve more emotion than I have ever encountered in a novel. I'm not some week willed poofter so I happily admit i cried heavily at the end of the second book and the last 80 odd pages of the third book... I cried my eyes out. It is so wonderful and so sad and so *needed*. Life really is the suck, this just makes that so. It is a wonderful series of novels.
Everyone should read this. It is beyond compare.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 18:34 Post subject:
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| Sabathius wrote: | | Eduin you really need to kill yourself. |
Agreed.
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Paco
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 18:36 Post subject:
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 19:42 Post subject:
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if your late twenties consisted of the matrix and the matrix only, you deserve to have gotten f****d by a action popcorn flick, which is what the series basically boils down to.
Dont expect more and im sure you would be wholly satisfied by the film.
why do morons always try to find some deeper meaning, I imagine Eduin in his 60's trying to make some stupid pilgramage to some lost temple to look for the "So needed" meaning to life.
The meaning of life is to survive and procreate.
I saved you a trip later in life Ed, thank me when you got the time.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 20:46 Post subject:
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Eduin,
European opinions don't count ...
Regards,
Gotti ...
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 20:53 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | | you deserve to have gotten f****d by a action popcorn flick, which is what the series basically boils down to |
The series really isnt "TEH UBERST!!1" as everyone claims it to be, I agree with you there.
| Bait Masterson wrote: | | why do morons always try to find some deeper meaning |
You are correct sir!
But yeah, I think its becasue they are lacking something in real life. Mabie they think if they can uncover the deeper meaning they might be able to do that with other stuff, or some shit.
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Mogling
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 20:53 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | The meaning of life is to survive and procreate. |
Bah if you watches the movie you would know the meaning of life is death!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 21:59 Post subject:
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Please. The meaning of life is to live as comfortably as you can until you die.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 03:26 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Please. The meaning of life is to live as comfortably as you can until you die. |
no life after death ?
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Fanelien
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 03:50 Post subject:
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Eduin speak the truth! this movie sucked!
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Akronn
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 09:29 Post subject:
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Cinematic poo.
If you pause to think about it, they wasted alot of time on matters of little consequence whilst leaving a crapload of loose ends all over the place.
For all the dialogue (mostly childlike questions) in this movie, nothing new happened. The obvious ending to the trilogy really was the end lol.
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 09:40 Post subject:
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In fact Eduin simply gave his impression about the movie.
Most of you guys only said stupidities.
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compusmack
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 11:20 Post subject:
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It was ok, but it could have been way better.
I'm glad the final fight with Smith wasn't like the 100 Smith fight in number 2, at least it was truer to the first movie.
The Gun Check fight was retarded.
The flight through that narrow tunnel back to Zion was pretty good.
The machines army was pathetic. In the first movie those squids were really fearsome. In this movie, you've got some s****y ass mechwarrior killing 100's of them at a time. Very unrealistic.
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Akronn
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 11:30 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | The machines army was pathetic. In the first movie those squids were really fearsome. In this movie, you've got some s****y ass mechwarrior killing 100's of them at a time. Very unrealistic. |
Yeah, the more I think about it... even the dock fight was ubergay.
I mean, the machines wouldn't 'divide and conquer,' coming from all directions, would they? Hell, that would be too easy... just give 'em one huge target to keep pummeling instead! 
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Mogling
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 14:54 Post subject:
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why dident they just drop explosives down into the dock insted of sending floating squids to hug people? Also I want squids irl with lasers on their heads.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 18:33 Post subject:
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| Herbgotti wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Please. The meaning of life is to live as comfortably as you can until you die. |
no life after death ? |
Well, not for you guys. I, on the other hand, have paid my dues and broken the seal to the West gate. The 38th name is LUGALDURMAH, by the way, and his word is ARATAAGARBAL.
Remember that as you flee Armageddon through any open portal you can find, only to perish at his feet.
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Nemo
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Posted: 11/07/03 - 18:35 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Herbgotti wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Please. The meaning of life is to live as comfortably as you can until you die. |
no life after death ? |
Well, not for you guys. I, on the other hand, have paid my dues and broken the seal to the West gate. The 38th name is LUGALDURMAH, by the way, and his word is ARATAAGARBAL.
Remember that as you flee Armageddon through any open portal you can find, only to perish at his feet. |
Someone has been reading the Necronomicon abit to much. 
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Luturb
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Posted: 11/08/03 - 18:48 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | Very unrealistic. |
Haha, I dont' think realism even applies to a movie like this. Nothing in it is even slightly realistic.
I thought the mech warriors were cool.
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Templarz
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Posted: 11/08/03 - 23:59 Post subject:
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omg .. 6 years and i am going to do something NEW in EQ
im going to agree with Eduin
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/blink
* agrees with eduin *
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Tlaloc
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Posted: 11/09/03 - 01:12 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | You're fat. |
hello kettle
MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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