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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:41 Post subject: The Ultimate Erotica Web Site
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Tizitcy, Silvermouse and myself should work on the best web site ever: an EQ Erotica site. It will hold erotica where every scene, just as its getting hot, ends up with an argument over loot.
Here is a small sample Tizitchy and I came up with:
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"Just as she slid her scaled tail down from her breast revealing them for the 3 lust filled female barbarians she realized she forgot to roll for the FBSS."
"You b*****d! Trickery!" .... and the small wood elf ran off with the sash.
Then out of nowhere comes Stephen Hawking. He is explaining how DDR is life. "All that flows around you is DDR," he instructs.
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No one @ my work likes the idea so far. But... they hate EQ
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NickPSH
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:43 Post subject:
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Dude we can do it for shadowbane, swg, and all the other ones. It will be an archive!
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:45 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Dude we can do it for shadowbane, swg, and all the other ones. It will be an archive! |
holy cow!
then we can charge like $1.99 per month membership or something?
Our slogan can be, "You pay for online games. You are 37% likely to pay for this, too (according to a recent Gallop Poll)".
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Braid
Luke Warm
Joined: 01 Jan 2003
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:45 Post subject: Re: The Ultimate Erotica Web Site
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"Just as she slid her scaled tail down from her breast revealing them for the 3 lust filled female barbarians she realized she forgot to roll for the FBSS."
"You b*****d! Trickery!" .... and the small wood elf ran off with the sash.
Then out of nowhere comes Stephen Hawking. He is explaining how DDR is life. "All that flows around you is DDR," he instructs.
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That is HOT!
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:47 Post subject:
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First orgasm is free! j**k off all you want to this hot FBSS loot dispute!
Next issue: "No one said you could loot that (insert rare research component here)!"
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Braid
Luke Warm
Joined: 01 Jan 2003
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:53 Post subject:
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How about..
"The large sweaty orc took the young elf and undid her belt. He tugged at her tight pants but they wouldnt budge. "hehehehehe LOL they are no-drop" she said."
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Spitulski
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:55 Post subject:
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The wood elf vixen was standing in the cold outside of the barbarian shaman's hut, wearing little more than strips of leather and a fur jacket.
"I hear you can cast slow..." she said.
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 14:56 Post subject:
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"Arrragorn slowly dragged the tip of the rose down Sheena's firm, naked chest. She trembled in anticipation as it slid farther down...down...down until it..."
Arrragorn has left the group.
Sheena tells you, "WTF"
You tell Sheena, "i though about it and im the 1 that did the most damge 2 the mob so i should be the 1 who gets 2 keep the rose."
Sheena tells you, "No f****n way. I was the one healing YOU."
You tell Sheena, "stfu b***h"
Romantic!
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Sabathius
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 15:18 Post subject:
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possibly the best idea i have ever heard of.
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Akronn
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 15:27 Post subject:
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| Sabathius wrote: | | possibly the best idea i have ever heard of. |
But you didn't like it when I altered your story about Dante
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 16:09 Post subject:
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| Braid wrote: | How about..
"The large sweaty orc took the young elf and undid her belt. He tugged at her tight pants but they wouldnt budge. "hehehehehe LOL they are no-drop" she said."
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Now that is f*****g funny!
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NinjaBurger
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 16:11 Post subject:
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Genius at work.
Enchanter begins to cast some sort of charm...
"The enchanter had his way with the Dark Elf..."
Enchanter begins to cast Mem Blur
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Tamrissa
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Location: at my computer
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 17:14 Post subject:
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| TrueParadox wrote: | | Braid wrote: | How about..
"The large sweaty orc took the young elf and undid her belt. He tugged at her tight pants but they wouldnt budge. "hehehehehe LOL they are no-drop" she said."
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Now that is f*****g funny! |
hahahaha 
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Buntz
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
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| NinjaBurger wrote: | Genius at work.
Enchanter begins to cast some sort of charm...
"The enchanter had his way with the Dark Elf..."
Enchanter begins to cast Mem Blur |
that sucked
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NinjaBurger
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 19:58 Post subject:
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| Quote: | NinjaBurger wrote:
Genius at work.
Enchanter begins to cast some sort of charm...
"The enchanter had his way with the Dark Elf..."
Enchanter begins to cast Mem Blur
that sucked |
Sorry I'm not master story teller =/
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 20:01 Post subject:
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| Sabathius wrote: | | possibly the best idea i have ever heard of. |
ummm..
/agree
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Paden
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Posted: 09/04/03 - 20:32 Post subject:
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The warrior hits the young wood elf chic with a whip.
The wood elf chic moans.
The wood elf chic begins to bleed to death
The wood elf chic has been slain by the warrior.
eep.
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Tiluvas
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compusmack
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 07:30 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Sabathius wrote: | | possibly the best idea i have ever heard of. |
But you didn't like it when I altered your story about Dante |
haha i remember that
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 07:59 Post subject:
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YAY FOR BIG NAUGHTY NIPPLES! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 11:29 Post subject:
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He was a strong man:
She was a passionate woman:
Together, they made a love so deep that even death could not part them...
"He lay upon her, caressing her slimy emerald skin softly with his rugged hands. Her large, pulpy red eyes rolled with ecstasy, making an audible slushing sound as his hands controlled every inch of her swampworn skin. Unheeded in his lust, he began to lick her neck...her chest...her stomach...she croaked his name...her legs...."
Well, you can guess how the story ends.
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Spitulski
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 14:09 Post subject:
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He joygasms all over the frog, cuts her head off, takes her robe and makes frogleg stew!
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Ciladar
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 14:12 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | "Arrragorn slowly dragged the tip of the rose down Sheena's firm, naked chest. She trembled in anticipation as it slid farther down...down...down until it..."
Arrragorn has left the group.
Sheena tells you, "WTF"
You tell Sheena, "i though about it and im the 1 that did the most damge 2 the mob so i should be the 1 who gets 2 keep the rose."
Sheena tells you, "No f****n way. I was the one healing YOU."
You tell Sheena, "stfu b***h"
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I bow, you are god
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 18:38 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | He joygasms all over the frog, cuts her head off, takes her robe and makes frogleg stew! |
Well, he eats the legs raw and leaves her there trembling to await death. Close, though!
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Braid
Luke Warm
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 00:21 Post subject:
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How about a Kane Bayle episode where he becomes president of qeynos, and some halfling (maybe one of the Honeybuggers!) catches Firiona Vie in his office "giving him a mod rod"?
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NickPSH
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 02:30 Post subject:
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How about this for our front page.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 02:31 Post subject:
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Then we can put this as the "I ACCEPT MEMBERSHIP TO EVERQUEST ULTIMATE EROTICA" button
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NickPSH
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 02:32 Post subject:
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THIS WILL BE THE "NO I DO NOT" button
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