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Zuldane
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: At sea.
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 Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:08 Post subject: The Turtle Hat Chronicles
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Well, Turtle Hat has been staying with me for the past 6 months and I've finally had enough. It turns out he's become addicted to Hydrocodone. I took him to work with me today and when I wasn't paying attention he got into a bottle of pills and nearly overdosed on them. He is currently on his way to Booker's house where he will undergo rehab.
Just a normal day at work:
<img src="http://www.inthepants.net/misc/turtle01.jpg">
Turtle hat finds his "candy":
<img src="http://www.inthepants.net/misc/turtle02.jpg">
<img src="http://www.inthepants.net/misc/turtle03.jpg">
<img src="http://www.inthepants.net/misc/turtle04.jpg">
My dad:
<img src="http://www.inthepants.net/misc/turtle05.jpg">
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:16 Post subject:
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#%*()%*()* SWEET!
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:18 Post subject:
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Your dad owns all.
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:30 Post subject:
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LOL, send it to me!
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Tamena
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1764
Location: New Joisey!
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:31 Post subject:
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LOL!!
Go Dad!
Tell him we all said hi  He's liable to reach hero status here with that shot...the poor guy hehehe
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wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:38 Post subject:
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haha nice post.
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Owyyn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2900
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:40 Post subject:
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Your dad sells drugs.
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 12:41 Post subject:
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Also yall look like friendly people.
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 13:09 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | | Your dad sells drugs. |
Doesn't everyone's dad?
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12940
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 13:27 Post subject:
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Mine doesn't.
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 15:46 Post subject:
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 ownage yay! let the turtle hat summer tour begin!
ps. your daddy is cute 
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 16:05 Post subject: Re: The Turtle Hat Chronicles
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| Zuldane wrote: |
My dad:
<img src="http://www.inthepants.net/misc/turtle05.jpg"> |
LOL
Dad looks like an ok guy.
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 06/13/05 - 16:12 Post subject:
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Haha thats a good post
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 03:01 Post subject:
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FINALLY!!
YAYYYYY
ps, i might have slipped him a few vicodin when he was freakin out on me. i had to sedate him to get him in that damned box.....
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rosie
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 07:40 Post subject:
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This made me smile really big.
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Chunkii
Luke Warm
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 196
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 09:57 Post subject:
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turtle hat > renork face + hat
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Owyyn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2900
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 10:25 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | FINALLY!!
YAYYYYY
ps, i might have slipped him a few vicodin when he was freakin out on me. i had to sedate him to get him in that damned box..... |
Isn't this Turtle hat 2.0? Didn't you decide to keep the first one and Dunn had to start another?
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Leilu
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Nov 2002
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 10:39 Post subject:
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You and your dad look so much alike!
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Galdaria
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 12:35 Post subject:
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You look like Judd Nielson. I prolly spelled that wrong btw.
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Lumberg_fekdher
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 26 Aug 2003
Posts: 1923
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 12:36 Post subject:
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i want turtle hat
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 13:30 Post subject:
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I want that bottle of Hydrocodone!
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wellspoken
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Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 13:42 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | I want that bottle of Hydrocodone! |
Paden and Fattguyy making love..err.
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Zuldane
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4057
Location: At sea.
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 14:32 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | FINALLY!!
YAYYYYY
ps, i might have slipped him a few vicodin when he was freakin out on me. i had to sedate him to get him in that damned box..... |
he's still in the box you made
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 14:34 Post subject:
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| wellspoken wrote: | | Paden wrote: | | I want that bottle of Hydrocodone! |
Paden and Fattguyy making love..err. |
Oh
Dear
God
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Leilu
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Nov 2002
Posts: 1164
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 14:39 Post subject:
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WTF! They have ear holes in their fur!!!
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wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 14:41 Post subject:
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| Leilu wrote: | | WTF! They have ear holes in their fur!!! |
ahahaha...
i know right, i couldn't stand the hair reaching from my neck around to my beard. sick, just sick.
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Zwadrich
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 06/14/05 - 20:00 Post subject:
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lol fatt and paden ewww 
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