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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Connecticut
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 Posted: 09/15/04 - 16:41 Post subject: The Olympics
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her s****h this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 09/15/04 - 16:43 Post subject:
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wait for it........
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 09/15/04 - 16:44 Post subject:
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wasnt funny the first time either.
seriously at least repost good things like banana phone or peanut buttah jelly time.
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Zapper
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 09/15/04 - 16:48 Post subject:
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Bah I scrolled down the page, no topic like this.. Read it and like it or f**k all of you. =)
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atarom
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