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ranth
Luke Warm
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 Posted: 10/17/02 - 07:46 Post subject: The Insult Thread.
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Since i noticed most of you homosexuals enjoy flaming each other before a good ass-romping...and since it makes for entertaining reading while im stuck at this fuckhole of an office, i figured i would start a thread dedicated to the most creative insults you asswarts could come up with.
Consider this a creative writing challenge you little f*****g maggots.
Let me start.
Yeast infections were Gods gift to women to help them ward off Minion's pathetic attempts at **** advancement.
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Akronn
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 07:56 Post subject: Re: The Insult Thread.
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| ranth wrote: | | Yeast infections were Gods gift to women to help them ward off Minion's pathetic attempts at **** advancement. |
At least he tried.
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Minion
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 08:11 Post subject:
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That's about as "creative" as the arguing on the internet special olympics insult and birth control/abortion slams.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 08:31 Post subject:
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You know it's when one TRIES to be funny that they aren't
-Nah-
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Goraz
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 10:07 Post subject:
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hmmm how bout a hearty f**k you?
thx
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ranth
Luke Warm
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 184
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 11:19 Post subject:
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damn. try to get a rise out of people and the utter lack of participation is sad =/
oh well was worth a shot. the only entertaining thing that goes on here is the flaming, and i figured we could all get a laugh out of some if only people would be creative. oh well. f**k you all =p
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Sabathius
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 12:22 Post subject:
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Satan is a p***y, God is a f*g.
hows that..
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Dargould
Luke Warm
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 13:00 Post subject:
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how about "If i want somthing out of you I'll sqeeze your head like some kind of oddly shaped fruit you mother fucher you"
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r00typooh
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 13:46 Post subject:
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Venkmen
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 16:50 Post subject:
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Ranth,
Why don't you just go kill yourself now so I don't have to waste my tax dollars on the death row time for the person that does society a great justice in ending your pitiful excuse of a life?
How was that one?
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ranth
Luke Warm
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 19:57 Post subject:
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too wordy venk. clean it up. it lacks flow. ass.
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Iendyar
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 20:27 Post subject:
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two of my personal favorites from dirty work
Why dont you buy a horse and live in the mountains and stop bothering people?
You have the personality of a dead moth.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 20:56 Post subject:
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ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHA R00tus that was f*****g great... that was allmost a funny as seeing a random lady fall off a buss into a shrub at 70 miles an hour, or working in shipyards and have someone tell you when someone walks into a puddle that your standing underneath on the story below and use your electric welder to shock the people that walk into the puddle. Ive seen/done these things btw 
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NickPSH
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 21:28 Post subject: ?
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How's this for a flame.
"You're probably so f*****g ugly Venecia and Jykferth wouldn't let you into their Everquest love Triangle."
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r00typooh
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Posted: 10/17/02 - 21:35 Post subject:
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damn grunting, that's pretty f****d up!
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Venkmen
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Posted: 10/18/02 - 00:51 Post subject: Re: The Insult Thread.
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Ranth,
I can't belive that anyone with the appearent vocabulary and mentality of any average 8 year old would even belive that he could critique me. Would you like an example....well here you go.
| ranth wrote: | Since i noticed most of you homosexuals enjoy flaming each other before a good ass-romping...and since it makes for entertaining reading while im stuck at this fuckhole of an office, i figured i would start a thread dedicated to the most creative insults you asswarts could come up with.
Consider this a creative writing challenge you little f*****g maggots. |
I mean holy shit man......homosexuals......ass-romping.....asswarts......man I have heard some pre-schoolers use better insults then that. You might as well of called me a doodie-head.
So in closing......when you learn what the word vocabulary means....much less develop one larger then a dozen words....you can make an attempt at flaming me or anyone else here.
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Wulfheart
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Posted: 10/18/02 - 01:15 Post subject:
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Ok you doodie head. 
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ranth
Luke Warm
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/18/02 - 09:38 Post subject:
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i wasnt actually flaming you. and your second flame is rather lacking since im college edumicated and have the vocabulary of a 9 year old.
needs work.
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Reebo
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Downtown Miami
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Posted: 10/18/02 - 09:47 Post subject:
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Eduin's d**k is so small you need to stick his balls in his ass and kick him to see it.
Foladar is so stupid he died before the police arrived because he couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
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ranth
Luke Warm
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Posted: 10/18/02 - 12:39 Post subject:
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HAHAHA i like those Reebo. more please!
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Kin
Luke Warm
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Posted: 10/19/02 - 19:43 Post subject:
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how about:
Shut your trap you bloody vaginal c*m drippings
I win
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Dargould
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Posted: 10/19/02 - 22:48 Post subject:
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Not only have you been beaten with an ugly stick but by the look of it i'd say you had the DNA from the tree spliced into your genes
HA
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Kin
Luke Warm
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Posted: 10/19/02 - 23:30 Post subject:
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heh I like it
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atarom
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Klorii
Luke Warm
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 13:08 Post subject:
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Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.
Didn't you think it was odd when your last three dates all asked the same thing in bed: Daddy, are you sure this is right?
Nice face...want a gun?
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Venkmen
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 14:49 Post subject:
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If your parents got divorced....would they still be brother and sister?
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Goraz
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Posted: 10/21/02 - 17:57 Post subject:
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Your mom is like a moped, its fun to ride until your friends see you on it.
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Tobruk Divineright
Luke Warm
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Posted: 07/01/03 - 15:37 Post subject:
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mopeds are like riding a fat girl. Its fun until somebody sees you.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/01/03 - 15:50 Post subject:
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HAHAHAHA
AHAHAH!!!111oneone
OMFG, thats the funniest shit i've ever read OMG HAHAHAHA!!!
/sarcasmo ^ 50th lvl
STFU everyone, please.
this thread blows ass.
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Paden
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Posted: 07/01/03 - 17:00 Post subject:
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Paden is so f*****g stupid he makes fun of him self!
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