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cranston36
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 Posted: 02/14/06 - 22:15 Post subject: The Ham is Near
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A man by the name of Ham has crossed the Pacific Ocean and arrived in the United States from Australia.
Like many other international businessmen he is going global.
He has come to America to spread the gospel against the theory of evolution.
He teaches children to disbelieve teachers, librarians, museum personnel, scientists and adults in general.
He has given rousing speeches to children in Christian schools around the nation where he leads children through behaviors designed to attack evolution in the classroom and to disbelieve what they are being taught.
His company markets textbooks and DVD’s and has a budget totaling over 15 million dollars and 160 employees.
He was a schoolteacher in Australia but after 5 years he quit and became an evangelist making over $120,000 a year.
How does he do it?
Maybe encouraging ministers to go into show business rather than minister.
Take a look at two signs I saw today.
At one church the sign said, ‘God Speaks : 10:30AM and 12:30PM’.
How’s that for a preacher with a swelled head?
What about “Call On The Name of Jesus : 12 Noon”?
That violates the third commandment if you are calling on the name of Jesus to deny a scientific theory.
I believe men like Ham would teach people to disregard the 10 commandments if they could make a quick buck.
Where is he?
He’s getting ready to build a $25 million Creation Museum near the Cincinnati international airport.
He’s close.
The Ham is near.
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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 02/14/06 - 23:57 Post subject:
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never post again.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 02/15/06 - 08:50 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | never post again. |
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Janoth
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Posted: 02/17/06 - 11:15 Post subject:
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the ham is coming
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kbarr
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/17/06 - 12:49 Post subject:
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| Janoth wrote: | | the ham is coming |
You ignored my question.
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cranston36
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 19:39 Post subject:
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What question?
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kbarr
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 21:48 Post subject:
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| cranston36 wrote: | | What question? |
I'm sure I didn't type at you. Why don't you read up and double check.
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Frehya
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Posted: 02/19/06 - 02:53 Post subject:
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Well, I for one, think that we should riot and burn our neighborhoods down. Maybe torch a few SUV's and quickie marts.
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Yellow Journalist
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 17:48 Post subject:
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Deli Pickle + a slice of ham around it
= good
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Janoth
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Posted: 03/05/06 - 06:42 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | Janoth wrote: | | the ham is coming |
You ignored my question. |
Which question?
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Ishmael
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Posted: 03/05/06 - 19:28 Post subject:
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| Yellow Journalist wrote: | Deli Pickle + a slice of ham around it
= good |
Pickles are the funk man.
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kbarr
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Posted: 03/07/06 - 07:04 Post subject:
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| Janoth wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Janoth wrote: | | the ham is coming |
You ignored my question. |
Which question? |
What is yor RE code and the reason for separation as TYPED on your DD214.
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Janoth
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Posted: 03/07/06 - 07:55 Post subject:
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uh ill get back to you if i feel the motivation to look thru my files
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Maharat RakAshir
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Posted: 03/07/06 - 08:32 Post subject:
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US Navy, Nuke ET, 6 years, RE-1, LBM-EAOS, 13 July, 1995.
Last edited by Maharat RakAshir on 03/07/06 - 08:44; edited 1 time in total
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Maharat RakAshir
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Posted: 03/07/06 - 08:39 Post subject:
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oh, and LBM is supposed to be "early release", I don't know why they put eaos. my last tour on my last boat ended 3 months before my eaos and they did an early out processing.
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kbarr
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Posted: 03/07/06 - 10:01 Post subject:
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| Janoth wrote: | | uh ill get back to you if i feel the motivation to look thru my files |
Hmmm
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