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Minion
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Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Posts: 3474
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 Posted: 01/21/04 - 06:34 Post subject: The Dilema of the Century
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You've got diarrhea, you hurry to the bathroom and take an explosive shit so big you have to flush twice to get it all down.
Then you find out you've got no toilet paper. There isn't a baby wipe or a piece of tissue or any other workable and disposable item in sight. Just lots of towels.
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6448
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 06:36 Post subject:
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Take a shower you nasty shitwipe.
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 08:02 Post subject:
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defianatly just shrug it off and don't wipe, let it gring and seep in as you walk around the rest of the day
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 08:49 Post subject:
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Good job.
What you should do, is print this thread and then wipe your ass with it.
Problem solved.
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prettyhatem
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Joined: 21 Jan 2004
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 16:01 Post subject:
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wipe with my hand then proceed to use it as lubricant.
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Barnacle Bob
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2135
Location: WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL TURN UP!
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 16:14 Post subject:
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gross
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Plat4PoP
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 18:06 Post subject: Re: The Dilema of the Century
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| Minion wrote: | You've got diarrhea, you hurry to the bathroom and take an explosive shit so big you have to flush twice to get it all down.
Then you find out you've got no toilet paper. There isn't a baby wipe or a piece of tissue or any other workable and disposable item in sight. Just lots of towels. |
Should of been at work with no immediate shower and no towel available...
I love working from home!!
p4p
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NinjaBurger
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Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Posts: 2800
Location: St. Louis
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 18:08 Post subject: Re: The Dilema of the Century
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| Plat4PoP wrote: | | Minion wrote: | You've got diarrhea, you hurry to the bathroom and take an explosive shit so big you have to flush twice to get it all down.
Then you find out you've got no toilet paper. There isn't a baby wipe or a piece of tissue or any other workable and disposable item in sight. Just lots of towels. |
Should of been at work with no immediate shower and no towel available...
I love working from home!!
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Do you just sell plat, or what?
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8752
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 19:42 Post subject:
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A sock will work too.
Trust me on this one.
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Goraz
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3736
Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 20:53 Post subject:
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when i first read the poll, I seriously thought it was related to masturbation.
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WhiteWidow
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 22:01 Post subject:
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If I was at work id just rub my a*****e all over the stall untill it was clean.
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Tiluvas
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 22:07 Post subject:
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| prettyhatem wrote: | | wipe with my hand then proceed to use it as lubricant. |
I think you'll fit in quite well. That's quite a first post!
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Tamrissa
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Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 01/22/04 - 04:44 Post subject:
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| prettyhatem wrote: | | wipe with my hand then proceed to use it as lubricant. |
best first post, evah!
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Mugaaz
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3576
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Posted: 01/22/04 - 05:10 Post subject:
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Happened to me once. Used a sock, then put it under roomates pillow for forgetting to buy TP. Needless to say I got an assbeating, but it was worth it.
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