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Occulis
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 00:24 Post subject: Thanks to Frax we now have : RealPoor Haiku - Round 4

Frax, please lead us on this adventure

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Fattguyy
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Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana

Posted: 03/15/05 - 00:50 Post subject: Re: Thanks to Frax we now have : RealPoor Haiku - Round 4

Occulis wrote:

Frax, please lead us on this adventure

WAITING ON YOU FRAX KE KE KE + KE

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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers

Posted: 03/15/05 - 00:58 Post subject:

i just made that shit up, i'm not a poet!

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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL

Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:00 Post subject:

realpoor real void--sure ask frax, ask occy for free meercat goatse pix

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Fattguyy
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:03 Post subject:

Gethy wrote:

realpoor real void--sure
ask frax, ask occy for free
meercat goatse pix

Haiku is what 7 - 5 - 7 ?

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Gethy
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:07 Post subject:

Fattguyy wrote:

Gethy wrote:

realpoor real void--sure
ask frax, ask occy for free
meercat goatse pix

Haiku is what 7 - 5 - 7 ?

5-7-5

Actually, it doesn't have to be anything. I'm not educated enough on Haiku, but I know for sure that there are many, many things considered "Haiku" that do not follow those rules.

Usually, however, they have to do with nature. There are ones from thousands of years ago you can freely read (doubtlessly online) or find more 'cracked-out' versions with gents like Kerouac and his cohorts.

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Fattguyy
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Location: Shreveport, Louisiana

Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:12 Post subject:

Eh I always thought Haiku`s were gay, in 10th grade I did one about EQ

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Zuldane
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4057
Location: At sea.

Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:14 Post subject:

She is very sad, I wish that I could save her, But I don't know how.

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Gethy
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:18 Post subject:

Zuldane wrote:

She is very sad,
I wish that I could save her,
But I don't know how.

"Shoryuken," says
Ken as he gets a face full
of Yamazaki

f**k your invulnerability frames, my level 3 owns.

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Aeain
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Posts: 1973

Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:36 Post subject:

Realpoor my real home What could I do without you I would f*****g Die

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Fattguyy
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Location: Shreveport, Louisiana

Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:44 Post subject:

Penis in your face laugh out loud at the pringles I shit on your face Last edited by Fattguyy on 03/15/05 - 01:45; edited 1 time in total

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Occulis
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:44 Post subject:

man there was another realpoor haiku thread that deserves bumPed SOIMEONE FIND AND PUMP IT

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Okami
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 01:59 Post subject:

I did one in the 6th grade, and it actually got published. Was so happy, and it was crap. The rain stops pouring A rainbow breathes through the clouds Everybody smiles

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Zuldane
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Location: At sea.

Posted: 03/15/05 - 02:00 Post subject:

I wish we still had 'The Gorfan Bride'

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Fattguyy
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Location: Shreveport, Louisiana

Posted: 03/15/05 - 02:01 Post subject:

My dad told me he`s only ever wrote 1 poem forever, and it was for school, sad thing is he still remebers it, and it was from like 2nd grade It was about his horse.

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Venkmen
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 04:49 Post subject:

Occulis wrote:

man there was another realpoor haiku thread that deserves bumPed

SOIMEONE FIND AND PUMP IT

Done sir

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Devook
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Location: Ypsilanti or Troy, MI

Posted: 03/15/05 - 05:57 Post subject:

Oh my Occulis Accept my ejaculate Down into your throat

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Prawn
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 06:37 Post subject:

Abortion for you? No thank you I am quite full, Next customer please.

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ATM Banana
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 06:52 Post subject:

poo hats are for all make your time you will be shot don't tread on my porch

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atarom
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 08:02 Post subject:

i remember these threads with japanese poems i wish they would stop.

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Devook
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 08:28 Post subject:

atarom wrote:

i remember these
threads with japanese poems
i wish they would stop.

I remember how
you initiated one
so quit your b******g

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Luturb
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Location: Livermore, California

Posted: 03/15/05 - 13:55 Post subject:

Realpoor is a board. To discuss masturbating, there is no better. I have seen goatse so much that it has no shock Tubgirl still sickens Let's talk politics using no facts but just flames OMG U FAGZ Look at this website Oh my god repost u f*g! Fuck repost police Nahualli and Kbarr are the same person in real life I heard I am a haxor I can beat the filter now Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Most of my posts here bring great shame to me each day three thousand some day

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atarom
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 16:56 Post subject:

Devook wrote:

atarom wrote:

i remember these
threads with japanese poems
i wish they would stop.

I remember how
you initiated one
so quit your b******g

oh why yes of course
now i am thinking that this
is the coolest thing

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Tamrissa
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 17:03 Post subject:

i had to write a haiku in grade school. so i did, my teacher read it looked at me wierd and sent me to talk to the school counselor. i hate haikus.

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Occulis
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 17:18 Post subject:

what did yours say, sorn? was it similar to this: weeping lillies yearn rain bogs flower, cup is full virgin no longer

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Tamrissa
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 17:28 Post subject:

actually it was something like ... fist clenched tight a pool of blood crying no more maybe it was.. fist balled tight lying in a pool of blood crying no more anyway it was something along those lines, hard to recall exactly. i wasnt a very happy child.

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Occulis
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Posted: 03/15/05 - 17:36 Post subject:

Why were you writing about squeezing raw hamburger? (Fist full of meat clenched tight, a pool of blood below you)? I bet you were a good cook! Still are! Don't be so hard on yourself!