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wellspoken
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 Posted: 04/28/04 - 01:43 Post subject: Tell a joke (couldn't find other thread)
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So theres a guy, he just bought a new motercycle. It has these two awesome leather saddle bags on it, but when it rains he has to put vasoline on them to prevent damage from the rain.
So he heads over to his girlfriend's house to have dinner with her and her family.
She meets him outside and tells him there is a huge fight going on in her house between her family and the father has said "if anyone speaks during dinner, you have to wash all the dishes".
So they go inside (the bf is thinking the entire time of something to get one of them to talk) and sit down at the dinner table.
Its quite, not one is saying a word....so he decides to start fingering his gf at the table.
Well no one is saying a word, so he puts her up on the table and starts f*****g her in front of everyone.
Nothing.
He stops f*****g her, moves over to her mom..puts her up on the table and starts grudge f*****g her right in front of her husband.
Not a word from anyone.
So hes thinking (what the f**k) during all this..
Well it starts to rain outside, so he jumps up and runs over and grabs his vasoline to go put it on his saddle bags.
The father jumps up real fast and screams f**k IT! I'LL WASH THE DISHS!
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Tura
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Posted: 04/28/04 - 03:44 Post subject:
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lol
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Neone
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Posted: 04/28/04 - 18:50 Post subject:
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As if that would really happen.......
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/28/04 - 18:54 Post subject:
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| Neone wrote: | | As if that would really happen....... |
Read the thread topic, moron.
"tell a joke"
Its totally satire, idiot.
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Neone
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Posted: 04/28/04 - 23:15 Post subject:
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wow, you had me fooled, the egg sure is on my face right now...... 
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/28/04 - 23:17 Post subject:
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| Neone wrote: | | wow, you had me fooled, the egg sure is on my face right now...... |
Idiot.
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Neone
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Posted: 04/28/04 - 23:22 Post subject:
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You seem so mature when you do that, problem is that i could care less how you pretend to be on a message board.
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Tex
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Posted: 04/28/04 - 23:56 Post subject:
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| Neone wrote: | | You seem so mature when you do that, problem is that i could care less how you pretend to be on a message board. |
He not pretending. He truly is a P.I.M.P. in real life.
This picture just says, "Don't f**k with me."
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/29/04 - 02:00 Post subject:
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| Tex wrote: | | Neone wrote: | | You seem so mature when you do that, problem is that i could care less how you pretend to be on a message board. |
He not pretending. He truly is a P.I.M.P. in real life.
This picture just says, "Don't f**k with me." |
Only steers and queers come from Texas, and i don't think steers can type.
Fuckhead.
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/29/04 - 02:13 Post subject:
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haha
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flikker
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Posted: 04/29/04 - 18:15 Post subject:
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| wellspoken wrote: | | Tex wrote: | | Neone wrote: | | You seem so mature when you do that, problem is that i could care less how you pretend to be on a message board. |
He not pretending. He truly is a P.I.M.P. in real life.
This picture just says, "Don't f**k with me." |
Only steers and queers come from Texas, and i don't think steers can type.
Fuckhead. |
Get some new material. Here is one that works for you. It is from the same movie, in fact. Question to Wellspoken?
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Obmar
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Posted: 04/29/04 - 18:30 Post subject:
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hahaha is that wellspoken??
dude what are you 12?
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Yabden
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Posted: 04/29/04 - 19:46 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote: | An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "What did he say?"
His wife yells back, "Give the doctor your underwear." |
OMG like that would actually happen!
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/29/04 - 20:14 Post subject:
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| Obmar wrote: | hahaha is that wellspoken??
dude what are you 12? |
hahahaha, what are you 7?
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Tex
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Posted: 04/29/04 - 23:58 Post subject:
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| flikker wrote: |
Get some new material. Here is one that works for you. It is from the same movie, in fact. Question to Wellspoken? |
A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Obmar
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 00:02 Post subject:
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Wellspoken - pubes.. they do a body good.
You'll know what i mean in a few years.
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lauren000
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 00:03 Post subject:
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I'm so goth that I make soap out of my dead relatives (tm).
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 00:20 Post subject:
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these two guys are arguing and another person come in and kill one.
which one died?
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 00:58 Post subject:
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| Obmar wrote: | Wellspoken - pubes.. they do a body good.
You'll know what i mean in a few years. |
I prefer a nice clean shave sir.
How old are you, since you think i'm like 12 or some shit?
I am prolly older than you, or not maybe you're like Kbarr 50+. =/
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Obmar
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 01:01 Post subject:
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pass on the age comparison bro
let's just say your babyface explains some of your posts
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 01:05 Post subject:
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And for another joke:
This guy, he dies and goes to hell.
Satan allows him to choose which part of hell he wants to go to.
So Satan is leading him around hell, he takes him up to this 1st room which is filled with people getting chopped into peices, put back together, and chopped up again, etc.. for the rest of eternity.
The guy is like, hell no i don't wanna spend my eternity in that room.
So they move on to the next room which is the "lake of fire" with people burning for eternity. The guy is like, uhh don't wanna stay there either.
So they move on to the next room, Satan opens the door and theres a room of people standing around in shit up to their chests drinking coffee.
The guy is like, i'll stay here!
So he has to get naked and walks into the shit, hes sitting there drinking some coffee talking with the others...and this demon walks in and yells "coffee breaks over, back on your heads!"
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 01:14 Post subject:
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| Obmar wrote: | pass on the age comparison bro
let's just say your babyface explains some of your posts |
LOL ok.
I could care less what you think of my posts.
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Obmar
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 01:25 Post subject:
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The truck driver passed his mountain driving skills test. He was pleased to have made the grade.
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Obmar
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 01:30 Post subject:
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One morning I shot an pachyderm in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know. But then we tried to get his tusks off, which was very difficult. Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa... But that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about...
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 05:34 Post subject:
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| Obmar wrote: | | One morning I shot an pachyderm in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know. But then we tried to get his tusks off, which was very difficult. Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa... But that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about... |
wow.
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