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Nahualli
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 Posted: 05/25/05 - 12:52 Post subject: Talk about a penis that can stop traffic !
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This was funny..
http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050524/NEWS01/50524006/1075
| Quote: | The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.
“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.
“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”
The device was first described by the sheriff’s office as a prosthetic penis. Later, it cops described it as a paper sculpture made to look like a penis.
"(The rumor that it was actually a vibrator) just took a life of it's own," said Cpl. Larry King.
Ferrante later spoke with a member of the bomb squad who described it in more detail.
“Somebody molded it to look like a penis,” Ferrante said. “It was not detected until the suspicious package was removed.”
A motorist called the Lee County Sheriff’s Office Monday shortly after 3 p.m. about a suspicious package on the side of the road under the northbound Interstate 75 overpass.
The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag and wrapped with duct tape. It looked like pipe bomb and was in a position that could cause structural damage.
Deputies arrived and alerted the bomb squad, which used a robot to disable the cylinder. The north- and southbound lanes of Intestate 75 were closed for about an hour between Alico Road and Colonial Boulevard. Traffic was blocked on Daniels Parkway at the overpass for an hour while the device was removed.
The closures left the heart of Lee County's road system without any vehicles as rush hour approached. After the drama ensued there were back-ups for about 15 minutes, but then traffic cleared to its normal levels.
I-75 is the main north-south artery in the region and Daniels is one of the major east-west corridor in south Fort Myers, connecting Gateway, Lehigh Acres and Southwest Florida International Airport with the region's retail power centers and tens of thousands of homes along the way. |
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scoresia
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ROFL ... so that's where I dropped it!
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 13:29 Post subject:
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This your local paper or do you just google "penis" to pass the time...
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Paco
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lol
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Dyers
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 13:31 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | This your local paper or do you just gargle "penis" to pass the time... |
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 13:37 Post subject:
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| Dyers wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | This your local paper or do you just gargle "penis" to pass the time... |
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Hey shouldn't you be off preparing for the Rapture or the invasion of Mexicans or something?
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Dyers
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Rapture? No such thing as a "Rapture". It was created out of thin air you idiot. You are still a c*********g mexifag either way. 
It wasn't until the early or mid 1800's that there was any significant group of believers around the world that looked for a "rapture" of the Church prior to a seven-year tribulation period. It may come as a shock to some who read these lines, but it is a fact nonetheless, that the "rapture" teaching was NOT taught by the early Church, it was NOT taught by the Church of the first centuries, it was NOT taught by the Reformers, IT WAS NOT TAUGHT BY ANYONE (except a couple Roman Catholic theologians) UNTIL ABOUT THE YEAR 1830! At the time of the Reformation the early Protestants widely held and Were convinced that the Pope was the supreme individual embodiment and personification of the spirit of antichrist, and the Roman Church the Harlot System of Rev. 17. This understanding was responsible for bringing millions of believers out of the Roman Catholic religious system. It therefore became expedient for certain Romish theologians to turn the attention of the people away from the Papacy, and this they endeavored to a counter-interpretation to that held by the Protestants. This new scheme of prophetic interpretation became known as FUTURISM. Rather than viewing the drama of the book of Revelation spiritually and historically, they would consign it all to a brief period of time at the end of the age. It was a Jesuit priest named Ribera who, in the days of the Reformation, first taught that all the events in the book of Revelation were to take place literally during the three and a half years reign of the Antichrist away down at the end of the age. Thus Ribera laid the foundation of a system of prophetic interpretation of which the Secret Rapture has now become an integral part.
Later, Emmanuel Lacunza, also a Jesuit priest, built on Ribera's teachings, and spent much of his life writing a book titled "The Coming of Messiah in Glory and Majesty." Lacunza, however, wrote under the assumed name of "Rabbi Ben Ezra," supposedly a learned Jew who had accepted Christ as his Saviour. With Jesuit cunning he thus conspired to get his book a hearing in the Protestant world - they would not even permit it in their homes coming from a Jesuit pen - but as the earnest work of a "converted Jew" they would consume it with avid interest! Within the pages of this elaborate forgery Lacunza taught the novel notion that Jesus returns not once, but twice, and at the "first stage" of His return He "raptures" His Church so they can escape the reign of the "future Antichrist." His book was first published in Spanish in the year 1812 and soon found its way onto the shelves of the library of the Archbishop of Canterbury in London, England.
Now enter the name of Edward Irving. Born in Scotland in 1792, Irving became one of the most eloquent preachers of his time. In 1828 his open-air meetings in Scotland drew crowds of 10,000 people. His Church in London seated one thousand people and was packed week after week with a congregation drawn from the most brilliant and influential circles of society. There were some among them who by prophetic declaration announced that the Lord was coming soon, and this idea became prominent in their prophetic utterances and teachings. Out of those prophetic declarations some began to study the scriptures in the light of a physical, literal coming of the Lord. Up until that time the coming of the Lord was understood as a coming of the Lord TO His people, and IN His saints, and there was no sense of His fleshly coming. Irving discovered Lacunza's book and was deeply shaken by it, in fact, fell in love with it, translated it into English, and it was published in London in 1827. And at this very time Irving heard what he believed to be a Voice from heaven commanding him to preach the Secret Rapture of the Saints. Then Irving began to hold Bible Conferences throughout Scotland, emphasizing the coming of Jesus to rapture His Church.
About this same time there began the emergence of a new movement which came to be known as the "Plymouth Brethren." The Brethren movement had its beginning in Dublin in 1825 when a small group of earnest men, dissatisfied with the spiritually lethargic condition that prevailed in the Protestant Church in Ireland, met for prayer and fellowship. Soon others joined the fellowship and associated groups sprang up in various places. Though the movement had its beginning at Dublin ' , it was Plymouth, England that became the center of their vast literature outreach, thus the name !'Plymouth Brethren" became attached. Although there was interest from the start in prophetic subjects, the center of interest was on the body of Christ as an organism and the spiritual unity in Christ of all believers - in reaction to the deadness and formalism of the organized church systems and the ecclesiastical Heirarchy. A man by the name of John Nelson Darby was the leading spirit among the Plymouth Brethren from 1830 onward. Darby was from a prosperous Irish family, was educated as a lawyer, took high honors at Dublin University, then turned aside, to his father's chagrin, to become a minister.
Thus Irving and Darby were contemporaries, though associated with different spiritual movements. Another series of meetings were in progress at this time, a group of seeking Christians were meeting in the castle of Lady Powerscourt for the study of Bible prophecy. Many clergymen attended, and quite a few who were Irvingites. The Irvingites came to the meetings obsessed with the ideas of the "Secret Rapture" and the future Antichrist, imbibed from the Jesuit Lacunza's book. J.N. Darby and the other Brethren leaders were invited to these meetings and became participators in them. It was there that he was introduced to the Jesuit teaching of the Secret Rapture and the futurist interpretation of prophecy, as well as the famous book by Rabbi Ben-Ezra, or, actually, Jesuit priest Emmanuel Lacunza! Darby was himself a prolific writer and from that time a constant stream of propaganda came from his pen. His writings on biblical subjects number over 30 volumes of 600 pages each. Darby developed and organized "futurism" into a system of prophetic teaching called "dispensationalism." Darby' s biographers refer to him as "the father of dispensationalism." And the crown jewel in the kingdom of dispensationalism is, of course, the so-called SECRET RAPTURE!
The Secret Rapture teaching was introduced into the United States and Canada in the 1860's and 1870's, though there is some indication that it may have been taught as early as the 1840's. Darby himself visited the United States six times. The "new" teaching was spreading. A Congregationalist preacher by the name of C. I. Scofield came under the influence of Darby and the Plymouth Brethren. Scofield became a strong promoter of the teaching that had been promulgated by Darby, whom he considered "the most profound Bible student of modern times." He incorporated this teaching into his SCOFIELD REFERENCE BIBLE. The Scofield Reference Bible was destined to have a tremendous impact upon the beliefs of many, when, three million copies were published in the first 50 years! Through this Bible Scofield shrewdly carried the teaching of the Secret Rapture into the very heart of Evangelicalism. Some ignorant souls look on the "notes" in this Bible as the Word of God itself! I do not doubt for one instant that many who read these lines have been influenced somewhere in their spiritual lives by the "footnotes" in the Scofield Bible!
There is one final link in the chain of the development and spread of the rapture theory that should be mentioned in passing. I would draw your attention again to the SOURCE, the ORIGIN of the rapture doctrine and the chain of contact by which it has been brought down to us today. It began as a Roman Catholic invention! The Jesuit priest Ribera's writings influenced the Jesuit priest Lacunza, Lacunza influenced Irving, Irving influenced Darby, Darby influenced Scofield, Scofield and Darby influenced D. L. Moody, and Moody influenced the early PENTECOSTAL MOVEMENT. How? you ask. The Assemblies of God is today by far the largest Pentecostal denomination in the world. When the Pentecostal movement began at the turn of the century and the Assemblies of God held their first General Council in 1914 in Hot Springs, Arkansas they were a small movement and didn't have their own Publishing House. They needed Sunday School and study materials for their Churches - so where do you suppose they got it? They bought it from Moody Press and had their own cover stitched on it! So what do you think the Assemblies of God people believed? They believed what Moody Bible Institute taught! This had its impact on Pentecostal theology, because in the early years there were practically NO PREMILLENIALISTS IN THE PENTECOSTAL MOVEMENT! Most of the ministers in those early days came from Presbyterian, Methodist, or other historic denominations - men who, being baptized in the Holy Spirit and leaving their denominations, joined themselves to the Assemblies of God or one of the other emerging Pentecostal denominations. That is how the Pentecostal movement became influenced and saturated with the "Secret Rapture" doctrine - by a direct chain right back to the Roman Catholic Church! And now, my friend - you know the REST OF THE STORY!
THERE IS NO RAPTURE!
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:17 Post subject:
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| Dyers wrote: | | Rapture? No such thing as a "Rapture". It was created out of thin air you idiot. |
Oh well I figured you would know since it was created by dimwit religious fanatics, you know, your type.
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Confused
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:19 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Dyers wrote: | | Rapture? No such thing as a "Rapture". It was created out of thin air you idiot. |
Oh well I figured you would know since it was created by dimwit religious fanatics, you know, your type.
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All f**s have AIDS.
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Dyers
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:20 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Dyers wrote: | | Rapture? No such thing as a "Rapture". It was created out of thin air you idiot. |
Oh well I figured you would know since it was created by dimwit religious fanatics like you.
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I really hit a spot when I changed it to gargled, eh? haha
You do feel bad for being a h**o don't you or else you would of rejoiced over someone seeing you as your true self, a c**k gobbler. Suprised you didn't giggle in glee. haha
Rather be a dimwit religious fanatic than a c**k sucking greasy mexican h**o, you know, your type. 
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:22 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Dyers wrote: | | Rapture? No such thing as a "Rapture". It was created out of thin air you idiot. |
Oh well I figured you would know since it was created by dimwit religious fanatics, you know, your type.
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All f**s have AIDS. |
This made me laugh ;(
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:24 Post subject:
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Rather be a dimwit religious fanatic than a c**k sucking greasy mexican h**o. |
To each his own, I suppose. I guess I sort of like not being a subscriber to every conspiracy theory out there and not watching the skies in fear waiting for the wrath of God.
Your "gargled" comment not only made no sense, it wasn't even funny. Quite far from hitting a nerve. There are far more significant people that have said far more hurtful things to me in the past. A messageboard nemesis isn't quite what I consider to be my biggest of worries. That goes for the likes of you, Kbarr and NWS.
To be honest I can't even remember when you started antagonizing me, but apprantely I hit a nerve with you for you to have started doing that, whenever it was. Another random hater. *shrug*
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Confused
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:26 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | A messageboard nemesis isn't quite what I consider to be my biggest of worries. That goes for the likes of you, Kbarr and NWS.
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I could imagine...Having AIDS and all.
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Occulis
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:26 Post subject:
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lol.. dyers... "I'd rather be a dimwit who does what he is told without question than someone who does what they want!"
wtg buddy
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:27 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | lol.. dyers... "I'd rather be a dimwit who does what he is told without question than someone who does what they want!"
wtg buddy |
Beautiful reply, wasn't it? So typical, too.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:27 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Dyers wrote: | | Rapture? No such thing as a "Rapture". It was created out of thin air you idiot. |
Oh well I figured you would know since it was created by dimwit religious fanatics, you know, your type.
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All f**s have AIDS. |
In NYC the vast majority do. Disease spreading vermin is all they are.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:29 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | A messageboard nemesis isn't quite what I consider to be my biggest of worries. That goes for the likes of you, Kbarr and NWS.
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You think my intent is to "worry" you?
LOL
Please, don't ever stop posting...
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 14:30 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | A messageboard nemesis isn't quite what I consider to be my biggest of worries. That goes for the likes of you, Kbarr and NWS.
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You think my intent is to "worry" you?
LOL
Please, don't ever stop posting... |
And you were implying I can't read?
Mensa, my ass.
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kemble
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| Occulis wrote: | lol.. dyers... "I'd rather be a dimwit who does what he is told without question than someone who does what they want!"
wtg buddy |
That statement looks pretty clever until you re-read what Dyers said. Then it just makes you look like you feel the need to put down people that have a strong faith in order to justify your own lifestyle.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 15:27 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | A messageboard nemesis isn't quite what I consider to be my biggest of worries. That goes for the likes of you, Kbarr and NWS.
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You think my intent is to "worry" you?
LOL
Please, don't ever stop posting... |
And you were implying I can't read?
Mensa, my ass.
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f*g, you need to stop thinking in mexican.
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Nahualli
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f*g, you need to stop thinking in mexican. |
Bleh, I've seen Devook come up with better comebacks than whatever that shit was you just posted.
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kbarr
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: |
f*g, you need to stop thinking in mexican. |
Bleh, I've seen Devook come up with better comebacks than whatever that shit was you just posted.
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Better shit? I'm just trying to help you. While not as pronounced as that socialist scumbag from canada, you have a problem understand things. Its a combination of your stupidly and the fact that you are constantly flipping from mexican(ghetto spanish) to english in your mind.
Ever heard the phrase "lost in translation"?
It defines you and the pervert from canada to a T.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 16:48 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Its a combination of your stupidly |
Haha.. I love things like this.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 16:54 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Its a combination of your stupidly |
Haha.. I love things like this.
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You have resorrted to poynting uot speling mistaces.
I win by default.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 17:01 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Its a combination of your stupidly |
Haha.. I love things like this.
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You have resorrted to poynting uot speling mistaces.
I win by default. |
No. I resorted to pointing out baseless flaunts of one's superiority over another that obviously can't be backed up.
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kbarr
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Its a combination of your stupidly |
Haha.. I love things like this.
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You have resorrted to poynting uot speling mistaces.
I win by default. |
No. I resorted to pointing out baseless flaunts of one's superiority over another that obviously can't be backed up.
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Incorrect.
I never said you didn't know how to spell, or that I have never in my life misspelled a word.
The argument is how stupid and dense you are. That has nothing to do with how comfortable you are with spelling a few words. I think they are training chimps to do that, I imagine they make mistakes too.
Do you?
Again, I win by default being you pointed out a spelling mistake.
Maybe you need a translator?
http://www.freedict.com/onldict/spa.html
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Nahualli
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Haha... d*****t. I know your language better than you do. The word is spelled correctly actually, so it's not a spelling mistake per se. It's usage. You don't know how to use words in your own language. THAT is what I'm pointing out.
If you can't form proper sentences in your native language you have no right to call someone else stupid. Ever.
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Posted: 05/25/05 - 18:54 Post subject:
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Haha... d*****t. I know your language better than you do. The word is spelled correctly actually, so it's not a spelling mistake per se. It's usage. You don't know how to use words in your own language. THAT is what I'm pointing out.
If you can't form proper sentences in your native language you have no right to call someone else stupid. Ever.
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Wow, you can't see it can you. You honestly believe you are sharp.
Lets break it down, if i meant to use one word, stupidity, but spelled it as "stupidly", even though I had stupidity in my mind... but used stupidly....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
To me that can go both ways, I spelled it wrong or as you claim I used the wrong word. I was thinking "stupidity" and typed "stupidly", hmmmm.
Anyway.....
You still went from the debate to grammar. As I has been shown time and time again, by the ruling class of nerds. Using the grammar attack is an INSTANT victory for my side. Thats<--incorrect usage/spelling but I don't care just the way it is.
Again...
I WIN!
You resorted to pointing out grammar mistakes.
I WIN, YOU FUCKN f*g!
LOL
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