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Vekril
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2525
Location: Jersey
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:17 Post subject: Taking up a collection
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I am starting up a collection to have Christy Lane and whomever produces her commercials killed. I know I posted this a few months ago, but her commercials are still on all the time and still forcign me to grab the remote and hit mute too often.
One day at a time, sweet jesus IS GOING TO SHOVE A RED HOT POKER UP YOUR SHRIVELED OLD t**t YOU STUPID w***e SO SHUT UP AND STOP SINGING AND PROMOTING YOUR STUPID MUSIC ON FOX
please PM me for info on how to donate, and Kbarr I was hoping you knew a good hitman
(legal disclaimer: this is a joke) 
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Finigan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3817
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:20 Post subject:
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forgive me if I have been living in a cave on mars with my ears plugged, but who is Christy Lane?
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Pags
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3260
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:22 Post subject:
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was wondering the same thing..
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Barnacle Bob
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2135
Location: WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL TURN UP!
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:25 Post subject:
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what the hell... do we get the same Fox Vekril?
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Vekril
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2525
Location: Jersey
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:27 Post subject:
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she is this 60 year old Christian singer who apparently sang to teh troops in the Korean or Vietnam wars
her infomercials are on FoxNews channel way too frequently and you hear this annoying voice belting out the Bible hits - anyone who has seen them will agree they are irritating to the point of dashing for the remote to mute or change the channel
IT MAKES MY EARS BLEED
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Finigan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3817
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:28 Post subject:
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OH! FoxNEWS! no wonder. I don't won't intellegent, insightful programs. I thought you mean't regular fox. WOOHOO American Idol!
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Akronn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8752
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:40 Post subject:
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Never heard of her either, then again I never watch television anymore. Good to see I'm not missing anything!
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 03/03/03 - 23:54 Post subject:
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She will wear out, until she dies and they make a greatest hits cd.
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Akronn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8752
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Posted: 03/04/03 - 00:22 Post subject:
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She doesn't even have to die muhahaha!
I looked her up on the internet, and boy does she ever put the 'oogle' in 'google'
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principessa
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3149
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Posted: 03/04/03 - 01:21 Post subject:
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Rough weekend, Vek?
/comfort
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 03/04/03 - 01:30 Post subject:
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who?
i'll pull some pubes out and burn them over a bon-fire as to release the secrets of this thread
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Kbarr
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Posted: 03/04/03 - 01:37 Post subject:
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Ssgt Sadler likes her.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 03/04/03 - 01:39 Post subject:
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hey, next time make the fine print read-able, its extremely important, the fine print is ALWAYS the most important part.
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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 6354
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Posted: 03/04/03 - 14:27 Post subject:
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Looks like a fat uglier reeba mcintyre
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gimpy
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Joined: 28 Jan 2003 Posts: 141
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 08:06 Post subject: be careful of your post...
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What you have done was essentially commited a felony. Called "solicitation to commit capital murder" ( changes per state )
Essentially if someone did not like you they could contact law enforcment and they could trace this back to you and charge you. Not likely someone would dislike you that much... but just a little FYI.
Might even be grounds for a second degree felony called " terroristic threats" would all depend on the prosecutor.
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Fluxus the Rogue
Luke Warm

Joined: 11 Nov 2002 Posts: 385
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 08:22 Post subject: Re: be careful of your post...
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| gimpy wrote: | What you have done was essentially commited a felony. Called "solicitation to commit capital murder" ( changes per state )
Essentially if someone did not like you they could contact law enforcment and they could trace this back to you and charge you. Not likely someone would dislike you that much... but just a little FYI.
Might even be grounds for a second degree felony called " terroristic threats" would all depend on the prosecutor. |
Tonight's Headline Story: 99% of all Internet Message Board Users arrested by the FBI and shipped off for interregations in Cuba. More at 11:00.
But, essentially, you're right. Kinda scary.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 09:01 Post subject:
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Yeah unfortunately even the most thinly veiled threat remains a threat, technically.
Basically if Christy Lane was to look at this site and feel her safety was compromised or threatened, she could sue and win.
-Nah-
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 09:42 Post subject:
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Remember, that would require her to register as a user.
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Deroth
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Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Posts: 506
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 17:26 Post subject:
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and clearly that is her number one priority
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