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Finigan
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:14    Post subject: Stupidest thing ever... Reply with quote

I was just sitting and I f*****g sneezed and my head flung forward and hit my desk I jumped back in pain and tipped over in my chair slamming my feet into the desk on the way back stopping me for a second before completing the fall and completely smashing one of my PS1 controllers with my chair. I just laid there for a minute on my back and started crying for some reason.. Yay me, I got a cool blue line on my forehead from my desk.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

You p***y.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouchies
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya I don't know why I cried, I guess I was just p****d that there was nobody to be p****d at for it happening other than myself and it wasn't even my fault really so I didn't have anyone to get angry at.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sure there wasn't a gang of 12 year olds throwning eggs at you!
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry Finigan, but I got the best laugh at your expense just now. Laughing
I hope your head dosen't hurt too bad.
/hug
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 14:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

First he gets intimidated by a gang of 11 year olds now he gives himself a concussion =/
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 15:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA that's the funniest thing ever. only becasue you cried though.

awwwww finny. hehe,
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 15:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abiwabi wrote:
First he gets intimidated by a gang of 11 year olds now he gives himself a concussion =/


I heard it was 8 year olds
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 15:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 16:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I would have killed myself hitting my head so I wouldn't have to read about the gang of kids again...
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 16:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finigan wrote:
I wish I would have killed myself hitting my head so I wouldn't have to read about the gang of kids again...


You tease Razz
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 16:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fin, hopefully this'll make you feel better:


When I was like, 15, I got into this stupid argument with my dad. I was in the kitchen looking for something in the cabinet at the time; I said something like, "Dad, I know what I'm talking about... I'm not an idiot!" I went to slam the cabinet shut, as though to emphasize my statement. I was standing too close to it, and slammed it right into the side of my head.

Ahh, irony at it's best.

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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 16:42    Post subject: Re: Stupidest thing ever... Reply with quote

Finigan wrote:
I was just sitting and I f*****g sneezed and my head flung forward and hit my desk I jumped back in pain and tipped over in my chair slamming my feet into the desk on the way back stopping me for a second before completing the fall and completely smashing one of my PS1 controllers with my chair. I just laid there for a minute on my back and started crying for some reason.. Yay me, I got a cool blue line on my forehead from my desk.


That takes something special.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 16:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

*laugh* thats good stuff..alot of times I thought I had opened my door? but to my surprise I didnt! and wham!..walked right into it
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 16:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 17:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, this reminds me. There is this hotel, with two sets of glass doors. One is automated, but the second isn't.
So I walk through the first which conveniently opens, then continue to the second, and smash my head into it.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 21:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

did all this happen before or after your morning coffee?
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 21:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ran into a tree running as fast as i can in the middle of the night. It wasn't a big tree but the sharp branches cut me up badly.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 21:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahh i remember walking into this screen door at a party about 5 times, thats about it for me.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 21:54    Post subject: Re: Stupidest thing ever... Reply with quote

Finigan wrote:
and started crying for some reason..


Wimp.
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PostPosted: 02/24/03 - 22:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um. I can't really remember doing anything like that other then friday, had about more then half a 26 of rum, i stood up off my friends couch really quick and the ceiling in his basement is low in the middle for one reason or another... With my 6'3'' height i f*****g smoked my head so hard =/
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