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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:26    Post subject: Student kills bear with a frying pan Reply with quote

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VICTORIA, BC (PRWEB) May 26, 2004 -- In an attempt to get a free meal, what was described as a "very large" bear broke into the rural homestead of a BC college student, who was home on vacation at the time. The student, who would only give his name as Ryan, says, "I had just grilled out some salmon and walked back into the dining room to eat. Just as I had just sat down, it sounded at though someone was trying to break down my door." As Ryan went to investigate, the door burst open and the gaping maw of a northern Kodiak bear appeared inside his living room. Ryan recalls, "It was the scariest moment of my life, right up there with the fishing accident in Sasketoon when I was twelve."

As the bear forced it's way into the dining room area, the beast found the grilled salmon it had smelled from what authorities estimated was over a mile away, where they found the bear's tracks around a small cave. Ryan tried shouting at the bear to get it to leave, but the bear seemed to be intent on the salmon it was feasting on.

Ryan then proceeded to throw various kitchen utensials at the bear to get it's attention. "I wasn't sure what I was going to do," he said. "After I hit the bear in the head with a wooden spoon, the bear started coming after me!" The would-be bear snack ran to the other side of the kitchen counter as the bear raised up on it's hind legs and tried swatting at him. "The bear was blocking my way to my room where I actually have a gun, so I found the only thing I had that I did not throw at him, my frying pan." he relates. "I picked up the frying pan and shouted, bring it on, bring it on!" Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging the frying pan. The animal, estimated at six feet tall on all fours and over eight hundred pounds, got back on all fours and started to charge the young man. When the bear was about 1 foot away from him, Ryan swung the cast iron frying pan and hit the bear on the right side of its head. "The bear appeared to be dazed, so I just kept pounding him with the frying pan."

"After I hit the bear about fifteen times, the bear fell to the floor, but I dared not let up. I hit him for about another five minutes until he was not moving at all," Ryan says. Only then did he take the time to call for local law enforcement. "When the police showed up, they could not believed what they saw."

"It was the craziest thing I've ever seen," said Officer F. Barnes, of the Victoria crime scene investigation unit. "He actually killed a bear with a frying pan." The local wildlife officer showed up and took measurements of the bear, one of the largest involved in a home invasion incident in recent memory.

The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house. There is no word on what became of the animal's body, but local animal rights activists are filing to take posession of the bear's remains, claiming it was an immoral act of killing, and Ryan should not be allowed to make a bearskin rug out of it. Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted, not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts, and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.


Edit: Forgot to add link.

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/5/prweb128904.htm


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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's just hilarious!

btw i live in BC also so im guessing the kid had recently smoked a big fatty.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha own
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

i thought this was fitting:

http://www.small-victories.com/blog/archives/000142.php
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overon wrote:
i thought this was fitting:

http://www.small-victories.com/blog/archives/000142.php


lol
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:40    Post subject: Re: Student kills bear with a frying pan Reply with quote

euphonious wrote:

"It was the scariest moment of my life, right up there with the fishing accident in Sasketoon when I was twelve."


And we all know how scary THAT was
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's like the peta activists that stormed the shores of a beach and trampled endangered turtle eggs.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The bear was simply following his natural instincts, and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have been done.


Riiiight. Its helpful to know that when a big ass bear breaks into your house, the animal rights activists will guarantee you that no harm will come to you...


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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The bear was simply following his natural instincts, and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have been done.


Riiiight. Its helpful to know that when a big ass bear breaks into your house, the animal rights activists will garuntee you that no harm will come to you...

it's ok for a bear to act on their instinct to defend themselves, but god forbid a human being might have instinct to protect itself.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice... he wailed on it for 5 minutes after it passed out lol. That would be some trippy shit to have a giant bear crash in to your kitchen.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 16:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha, thats great.
everyone here at work was rolling. Laughing
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 17:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey euphonious, whats the source site? Just so I can provide linkage for my other boards =)
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 17:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"This young man should be prosecuted, not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts, and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from our lawyers."



Such b******t.
How is it natural instinct for a bear to break a door down, tear your house apart trying to eat your dinner you just cooked.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 17:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jakanden wrote:
Hey euphonious, whats the source site? Just so I can provide linkage for my other boards =)


I editted my first post to include the link.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 17:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the hell, they removed the article... Was it a joke article? Damn the the shananigans of teh press...
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 17:55    Post subject: Re: Student kills bear with a frying pan Reply with quote

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The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house. There is no word on what became of the animal's body, but local animal rights activists are filing to take posession of the bear's remains, claiming it was an immoral act of killing, and Ryan should not be allowed to make a bearskin rug out of it. Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted, not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts, and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.


and this is why anybody who is a member of PETA and all those other animals before humans bs organizations can go to hell. I bet anyone of those m***********s would do the same thing if they situation was reversed. also, making a bear skin rug outta the bear you killed with a frying pan would be the own.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 17:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

euphonious wrote:
What the hell, they removed the article... Was it a joke article? Damn the the shananigans of teh press...


just realized it's from PRWEB, it's most likely a gag since anybody can do a press release from PRWEB for free.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 18:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pretty sure this is fake Sad too bad I was just getting ready to vector it all over the place too Smile.
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According to news reports, Treadwell can be heard yelling at Huguenard: "Get out here! I'm getting killed," while urging Huguenard to hit the bear with a frying pan.


Is frying pan the accepted method of bear killing these days?
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 18:57    Post subject: Re: Student kills bear with a frying pan Reply with quote

euphonious wrote:
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VICTORIA, BC (PRWEB) May 26, 2004 -- In an attempt to get a free meal, what was described as a "very large" bear broke into the rural homestead of a BC college student, who was home on vacation at the time. The student, who would only give his name as Ryan, says, "I had just grilled out some salmon and walked back into the dining room to eat. Just as I had just sat down, it sounded at though someone was trying to break down my door." As Ryan went to investigate, the door burst open and the gaping maw of a northern Kodiak bear appeared inside his living room. Ryan recalls, "It was the scariest moment of my life, right up there with the fishing accident in Sasketoon when I was twelve."

As the bear forced it's way into the dining room area, the beast found the grilled salmon it had smelled from what authorities estimated was over a mile away, where they found the bear's tracks around a small cave. Ryan tried shouting at the bear to get it to leave, but the bear seemed to be intent on the salmon it was feasting on.

Ryan then proceeded to throw various kitchen utensials at the bear to get it's attention. "I wasn't sure what I was going to do," he said. "After I hit the bear in the head with a wooden spoon, the bear started coming after me!" The would-be bear snack ran to the other side of the kitchen counter as the bear raised up on it's hind legs and tried swatting at him. "The bear was blocking my way to my room where I actually have a gun, so I found the only thing I had that I did not throw at him, my frying pan." he relates. "I picked up the frying pan and shouted, bring it on, bring it on!" Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging the frying pan. The animal, estimated at six feet tall on all fours and over eight hundred pounds, got back on all fours and started to charge the young man. When the bear was about 1 foot away from him, Ryan swung the cast iron frying pan and hit the bear on the right side of its head. "The bear appeared to be dazed, so I just kept pounding him with the frying pan."

"After I hit the bear about fifteen times, the bear fell to the floor, but I dared not let up. I hit him for about another five minutes until he was not moving at all," Ryan says. Only then did he take the time to call for local law enforcement. "When the police showed up, they could not believed what they saw."

"It was the craziest thing I've ever seen," said Officer F. Barnes, of the Victoria crime scene investigation unit. "He actually killed a bear with a frying pan." The local wildlife officer showed up and took measurements of the bear, one of the largest involved in a home invasion incident in recent memory.

The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house. There is no word on what became of the animal's body, but local animal rights activists are filing to take posession of the bear's remains, claiming it was an immoral act of killing, and Ryan should not be allowed to make a bearskin rug out of it. Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted, not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts, and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.


Edit: Forgot to add link.

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/5/prweb128904.htm


I wonder what that Darcy b***h would have said if the bear would have dammaged his house much more and that he would have asked for money in return she would have told him to f**k off.

How many stories have we heard of people being attacked by bear? and now that b***h think he should be sued for what he did?

f*****g b***h if a bear would enter my home i would go get the chainsaw and she could come get the piece after if she want but Ikeep the ribs!

Too bad it's prob fake like someone would kil la bear with a pan.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 19:07    Post subject: -==- Reply with quote

f*****g animal rights activists.

b***h should be cheese-grated to death.
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PostPosted: 06/04/04 - 19:09    Post subject: Re: -==- Reply with quote

Vengar_OO wrote:
f*****g animal rights activists.

b***h should be cheese-grated to death.


Interesting way to kill someone to say the least
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As far as I'm concerned, bears represent some of the clearest evidence that God hates us want wants to kill us.



lol
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Good story.

I know if I chould bash a preditors brains that came into my house I sure as f**k would, then skin the f****r and wear it as a badge of honnor.

I'm not pokeing around bear caves looking for food so f**k them.
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PostPosted: 06/05/04 - 07:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would have wailed on it for 15 minutes easy, you can never be too careful about those kind of things...
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PostPosted: 06/05/04 - 11:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why can't cool shit like this ever happen to me? Sad
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PostPosted: 06/05/04 - 18:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ikkan wrote:
Why can't cool shit like this ever happen to me? Sad


not cool irl?
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PostPosted: 06/05/04 - 19:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

FoShizzo wrote:
Ikkan wrote:
Why can't cool shit like this ever happen to me? Sad


not cool irl?


Pretty sure the article is totally satire.
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PostPosted: 06/05/04 - 22:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor bear.

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