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Uglarbashdemgud
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 Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:42 Post subject: Strait Edge "Posi-Youth" b*****s.
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<Rant On>
All I gotta say is f**k these girls.... Strait Edge is slang for "d**k Tease".
Story behind it...
I meet a girl last weekend, we went out had some fun nothing too big. I ask if she wants to go for a drink after dinner, she says no and I don't think too much about it. She decides we should go back to her place - I'm thinking sweet!!
Get to her place, (and this is where I should have got the f**k out) we turn on the TV and it's on the Disney Channel..... Strange, but ok... We start making out a bit, nothing too heavy I go to cop a feel and she stops and proceeds to say that she cant do anything that is a "Poison to her body" and that she is "Strait Edge only".
Now picture me, sitting there a 6'5" 280lb ex football playing beer drinking, keg standing, beer shotgunning, tequila shot taking, snakebite-giving, try-anything once type man. I was like what the f**k did you invite me over for then? Why the f**k would you make out with me? (She started it, not me...) Didn't you know that I smoke? Didn't you know that I HAVE HAD PRE-MARITAL ****! Didn't you know that I watch football, eat greasy burgers, smoke cigs and drink?!?!
So I was out of there..... These d**k tease b*****s need to have a beer or twelve, lighten up and have a good time once in their life...
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Renork
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:44 Post subject:
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lol sucks man, those b*****s need to be shown the right way to live.
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Celestra
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:44 Post subject:
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Um what exactly is it about **** that is a 'poison to her body'?
I don't get it.
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Renork
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:45 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | Um what exactly is it about **** that is a 'poison to her body'?
I don't get it. |
His man juices of course /boggle.
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:46 Post subject:
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Basically these girls (and I guess there are p***y guys too...) don't do anything that "Effect their body".
No smoking
No Drinking
No Salt
No Fat
No ****
No Drugs
No *insert anything fun here*
Last edited by Uglarbashdemgud on 02/11/04 - 09:49; edited 2 times in total
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Celestra
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:47 Post subject:
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| Tinkle wrote: | | Celestra wrote: | Um what exactly is it about **** that is a 'poison to her body'?
I don't get it. |
His man juices of course /boggle. |
That's just weird.
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median
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:47 Post subject:
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uglar, that was an amazing rant.
dont let this crazy b***h phase you. shes totally nutso.
How old was she by the way
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sinrakin
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:48 Post subject:
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There was some kid in line ahead of me at a pizza shop the other day with "straight edge" tattood on the back of his neck. So much for no salt, no fat.
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:49 Post subject:
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25ish? She is working on her Masters at University of Washington.
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Celestra
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:49 Post subject:
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So is she ever going to have ****?
It will always be poison to her body right?
How weird.
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Renork
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:50 Post subject:
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I'm suprised she hsnt gotten raped yet, or maybe she has. But its only a matter of time before she invites some guy over thats not going to put up with the "Poison to her body" and that she is "Strait Edge only". shit.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 09:50 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | So is she ever going to have ****?
It will always be poison to her body right?
How weird. |
Maybe it stops being poison when you're married - like an antidote or something 
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:02 Post subject:
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WTF this "Strait Edge" guy had a tattoo?
You would think ink insertted under the skin would be more of a poison than getting felt up!
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sinrakin
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:04 Post subject:
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Yeah I thought that was odd too. I live in the burbs though, so maybe he was just posing or something.
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Celestra
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:04 Post subject:
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ROFL Sin.
Well I don't know what it's like to be 'straight edge' or whatever, but I sure am glad I'm not that uptight about, well... every f*****g thing. Keerist.
Dump her Uggy.
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Renork
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:07 Post subject:
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"Straight Edge" isnt realy a way of life or anything its just a way to try and get yourself out of peer pressure situations i guess. Seems everyone who claims to be "Straight Edge" has a dfferent inclination as to what it means, and most of the time they do thosr things anyway just when it is convinient for them. I was drinking with some people a month or so ago at a party. They were hards core "Straight Edge" last year, I laffed at them but they didnt understand what was so funny.
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:07 Post subject:
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Well cele, we were not dating so no need to dump her.... But I don't think I'll be ever calling her back =)
Half tempted to go spike her milk with some everclear or something.
=)
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Renork
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:08 Post subject:
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Nice upgrade on the sig Uglar! /clap
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:10 Post subject:
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straight egde is a period in your life.
In 2 years she's gonna think.. Damnit, i wish id have f****d that Uglar dude.
I've seen it so many times while going up (still seeing it, still growing up  ). I was kinda like a pink, green/blue hair all spikey, being all dirty.
Then there were straight edgers. Weird people but they usually didnt last very long, there's only 1 guy I know that is still straight egde, but he drinks beer sometimes though
DOnt worry about it Uggy... you missed nothing.
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Renork
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:12 Post subject:
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I guess I went through that stage before I knew of the wounders of liquer.
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:16 Post subject:
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| Tinkle wrote: | | Nice upgrade on the sig Uglar! /clap |
*Smile* Thanks - just did it a second ago 
I guess I will never understand that culture, I will never be strait-edge, Posi-youth, emo, or whatever genre they want to name themselves. I will be me. Not a clone of some set standards.
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:17 Post subject:
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I wonder if any "Strait-Edgers" post on realpoor. I'd love to hear what their side of it is.
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Celestra
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:17 Post subject:
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I hate to sound old but when people were like that when I was young(er) they were just pansies, p*****s, nerds, or goody-2-shoes.
Now they're straight edge?
Oh well, even if you're not "cool", at least you'll sound cool, right?
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Renork
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:17 Post subject:
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And it would make for good flames! Come on out people, you know you want to defend your way of life. 
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Celestra
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:18 Post subject:
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That avatar is so fast it's sending me into an epileptic shock.
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:19 Post subject:
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*smile* working on slowing it down now
*Twitches*
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:22 Post subject:
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<-Refresh Fixed =)
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Celestra
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:23 Post subject:
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Much better =)
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:26 Post subject:
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straight edge is like: dont wear anything like.. leather. Dont drink milk, dont eat anything with gelatine, dont eat meat the list goes on and on.
Its a really unhealthy life style. But maybe in America the meaning of "straight edge" has different views
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 02/11/04 - 10:48 Post subject:
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Hey Cele - I made you something...
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