ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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 Posted: 03/18/05 - 02:10 Post subject: Sticky: Why your thread is here
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Of the many reasons (because it takes more than one) why a thread ends up here, I will list a few:
1. It sucks
2. It's uninteresting or blatantly immateur
3. It was referred to this destination by another patron of these forums
4. Nobody likes you
5. You're a teenager and an attention w***e posting +1 (for post count).
6. You p****d an admin off and now he's moving all your threads here.
7. You posted something completely useless that nobody wants to read about
8. The thread has been interrupted (hijacked) by a troll
9. The thread has changed course from something worthy (or plain neutral) to something relating to anything mentioned above.
and Lastly, 10. Because you actually created a thread here.
A few notes: I have claimed this forum as my own, and what I say holds absolutely no authority or power whatsoever. If I deem something unfit to be here, nothing happens. If you p**s me off, nothing happens. If I see something I don't like that you posted deliberately on this forum simply to p**s me off, nothing happens. When you kill my family, you go to jail. No pass go. If you have 3 hotels on boardwalk and I land on your spot I lose. If the board catches fire, it will burn down. This forum goes with the board.
If you're found trespassing into any of my threads without permission, nothing happens. If you blindfold me, throw me into a ditch, and force me to put on lube... I go crazy and bite my tongue off. If there are bees in my room and I'm locked in, I will go crazy and bite my tongue off. If you shoot me in the face and I survive I will snap my neck. When I finish writing this thread, I take a shot of vodka and call it a night.
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