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Uglarbashdemgud
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:18    Post subject: Steps to get banned from Realpoor. Reply with quote

1) Have a post count of less than 100 and a name nobody knows, and post some lame crap that nobody cares about.

2) Post a topic with the words "Ban me" in them.

3) Call reebo a name that is slang for african american

4) Talk about Khrath's ex-wife's boobies



I'll think of more later Smile
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't forget the french or scots!
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:28    Post subject: Re: Steps to get banned from Realpoor. Reply with quote

Uglarbashdemgud wrote:
1) Have a post count of less than 100 and a name nobody knows, and post some lame crap that nobody cares about.


Laughing i guess i meet all 3 Sad too bad the other options for reading are your iboring threads you big meanie!

Quote:
I'll think of more later Smile


lol don't strain yourself


-T
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:31    Post subject: Re: Steps to get banned from Realpoor. Reply with quote

Tolerai wrote:
Uglarbashdemgud wrote:
1) Have a post count of less than 100 and a name nobody knows, and post some lame crap that nobody cares about.


Laughing i guess i meet all 3 Sad too bad the other options for reading are your iboring threads you big meanie!

Quote:
I'll think of more later Smile


lol don't strain yourself


-T


That's only 1. Unless you talked about Noki's rack, or called Reebo a bad name too..
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think rule four has a woman clause.....

if youre a woman ya can talk about nokis rack all ya want cause that just turns khrath on and doesnt p**s him off in the slightest Very Happy
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe i know noki . .
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

For women, Steps to avoid getting banned: (only need 2 to apply)


1) Be a well-known semi regular poster who posts somewhat intelligently (See: Realpoor intelligence)

2) Be an attractive girl, and prove it by posting a picture of yourself.

3) Post Boobies (of yourself, or others... doesn't matter)

4) Be a REAL woman, not a woman who used to be a man but removed some certian items to become one.

5) Sleep with R00tus

6) Did I mention boobies? Ok, boobies!
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:49    Post subject: Because I Can Reply with quote

*evil grin*

Yeah, so... I'm bored and I still know where the insanity of TM resides.

Kilandra
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:51    Post subject: Re: Because I Can Reply with quote

wrote:

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See #6


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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread sucks too. What a surprise.
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:58    Post subject: Uglar! Reply with quote

*glare*

I'm still as ebil as ever.


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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 14:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:

Mugaaz) that suriya post by uglar is the biggest cry for help ever
Mugaaz) not only does he post when he is drunk now, he posts when people he knows are
Minion) Yeah apprently one "hey look at me" post wasn't good enough, so he just posted another about getting banned from RP, how awesome is that. Thanks UglarAdmin.
Minion) The number of people who actually encourage his b******t is what I find most shocking
Occ) haha
Mugaaz) man
Mugaaz) can we ban uglar
Mugaaz) seriously
Mugaaz) im just suprised there isnt a pic of his motorcycle today
Minion) haha
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:00    Post subject: post Count Reply with quote

My post count sucks Sad
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice.


*Hugs Mug*
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mugaaz) that suriya post by uglar is the biggest cry for help ever
Mugaaz) not only does he post when he is drunk now, he posts when people he knows are





Funny, I have never posted on here when I was intoxicated that I can remember. *Shrug*
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll vouche for Kilandra if she's the Kil from Grapes.
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:03    Post subject: Re: Steps to get banned from Realpoor. Reply with quote

Uglarbashdemgud wrote:
1) Have a post count of less than 100 and a name nobody knows, and post some lame crap that nobody cares about.

2) Post a topic with the words "Ban me" in them.

3) Call reebo a name that is slang for african american

4) Talk about Khrath's ex-wife's boobies

I'll think of more later Smile


On the serious side:

5) Break the tables with a crappy oversized sig/avatar, or use a NWS avatar/sig and proceed to argue with me about it after i politely ask you change it Evil or Very Mad

On the fun side:

6) Create a poll about having someone banned when you're not even a regular here. Twisted Evil

7) Creating (a) thread(s) about something that's basically internet lore as if it was something new and exciting we haven't seen (Star Wars kid, overly w***e'd out pics, that damn animated gif of the fat kid with the arms flailing, etc)

8 ) Hello! look at me im drunk! or wow im 10 on hot or not, or some other attention whoring crap that nobody cares about.



No, you probably wont get banned for these since im only kidding around (except violating #5 and denying our requests about it), but those rules make great suggestions Wink


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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uglarbashdemgud wrote:
Mugaaz) that suriya post by uglar is the biggest cry for help ever
Mugaaz) not only does he post when he is drunk now, he posts when people he knows are





Funny, I have never posted on here when I was intoxicated that I can remember. *Shrug*
http://www.realpoor.com/viewtopic.php?t=21327&highlight=hungover

Close enough.
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOT Posting BEWBS!!
HA!
Cool
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:05    Post subject: PACO! Reply with quote

*hugs Paco*

None other :) Once a Grape, Always a Grape

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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

i am banned from compusmak forums Sad
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tam, post the bewbs!


and hi Kil! Smile

you can post your bewbs too, if you like Wink
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
i am banned from compusmak forums Sad


lies
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

compusmack wrote:
Occulis wrote:
i am banned from compusmak forums :(


lies
<Minion> are you seriopusly banned from compusmacks forums?
<Occ> i htink so
<Occ> i got hte "your account is disabled" after i tried to log in under my name 50 times in a row with random passwords
<Occ> apparently i picked a REAL GOOD ONE for his
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

user error/idiocy is not an excuse dunn! you can do the 'forgot pw' link sir
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:09    Post subject: Heh Reply with quote

My friend, I'll post 'em but first I must gouge out your eyes... I'm sure you understand. After all these years I still have flashbacks of Harkov...

We'll not get into that.

*evil grin*

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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minion wrote:
compusmack wrote:
Occulis wrote:
i am banned from compusmak forums Sad


lies
<Minion> are you seriopusly banned from compusmacks forums?
<Occ> i htink so
<Occ> i got hte "your account is disabled" after i tried to log in under my name 50 times in a row with random passwords
<Occ> apparently i picked a REAL GOOD ONE for his


Occulis check pm's here.
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, we all know that hark was really a woman

hehe
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kil and Tam fit under exception #4 above Smile
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PostPosted: 04/02/04 - 15:36    Post subject: Re: Steps to get banned from Realpoor. Reply with quote

Uglarbashdemgud wrote:
1) Have a post count of less than 100 and a name nobody knows, and post some lame crap that nobody cares about.


All the greats have to start somewhere

Uglarbashdemgud wrote:

2) Post a topic with the words "Ban me" in them.


K

Uglarbashdemgud wrote:

3) Call reebo a name that is slang for african american


reebo can't ban

Uglarbashdemgud wrote:

4) Talk about Khrath's ex-wife's boobies


She actually had a nice rack, a 4'11 woman with a C cup makes the C cup look like a D cup.
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