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Bait Masterson
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 11/05/04 - 15:47 Post subject: Starting a Guild
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You arent invited.
I dont care how long youve played
How much gear youve ninjaed
How large your big black Gaming penis is or even how often it throbs.
I dont care iof you think you are a hot girl from the burbs with a riced out car and the strange and wonderful ability to cyber for loots.
l*****n nuns need not apply, as well EQ gathering whores are disqualified.
I dotn care how many GM's you f****d for the ability for your guild to steamroll with impunity.
I dont care if you think your present guild is too leet for RP.
I dont care if you let them weakin it or you yell 3RD WAVE GO with authority.
I dont care if you can write leet bot programs that will farm me large african Kalahari queens with jars on thier heads.
I dont care how much hobbit porn you have.
I dont care if you have friends, I dont, so I dont care.
Crazy republicans and bleeding heart liberals, you already have uberleet guilds to join, go away.
Now if you have big green buds we can talk but other than that,m you all are assed out.
If you are a human n00bie warrior who was never as good as hilly you too cannot join.
If you are a bard that married Zrazzt thats just a double cant join, go back to wow you ho.
If you are a backstabbing rogue that takes backstabbing to a real life level I think you have a guild in EQ1 to run. Boba fett can suck my d**k.
If you are an ogre with a penchant for liberalism and strategy, well you are already in the guild, why are you reading this you dumbfuck.
If you are a gay ass guildleader who really cant run shit because you are too busy trying to descredit the shittiest puller on TM, dont you have some funky f*****g quest piece in the plane of sky you need to go flame a TS member over?
now STFU and go join DSOTM.
Footnote: if you have been part of the honeydew melons thing back in the day, We like honeydew melons, you are welcome.
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Leilu
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Nov 2002
Posts: 1164
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 15:56 Post subject:
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This post reminds me of
<img src="http://movie-cast.com/leary.jpg">
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 16:15 Post subject: Re: Starting a Guild
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | You arent invited.
I dont care how long youve played
How much gear youve ninjaed
How large your big black Gaming penis is or even how often it throbs.
I dont care iof you think you are a hot girl from the burbs with a riced out car and the strange and wonderful ability to cyber for loots.
l*****n nuns need not apply, as well EQ gathering whores are disqualified.
I dotn care how many GM's you f****d for the ability for your guild to steamroll with impunity.
I dont care if you think your present guild is too leet for RP.
I dont care if you let them weakin it or you yell 3RD WAVE GO with authority.
I dont care if you can write leet bot programs that will farm me large african Kalahari queens with jars on thier heads.
I dont care how much hobbit porn you have.
I dont care if you have friends, I dont, so I dont care.
Crazy republicans and bleeding heart liberals, you already have uberleet guilds to join, go away.
Now if you have big green buds we can talk but other than that,m you all are assed out.
If you are a human n00bie warrior who was never as good as hilly you too cannot join.
If you are a bard that married Zrazzt thats just a double cant join, go back to wow you ho.
If you are a backstabbing rogue that takes backstabbing to a real life level I think you have a guild in EQ1 to run. Boba fett can suck my d**k.
If you are an ogre with a penchant for liberalism and strategy, well you are already in the guild, why are you reading this you dumbfuck.
If you are a gay ass guildleader who really cant run shit because you are too busy trying to descredit the shittiest puller on TM, dont you have some funky f*****g quest piece in the plane of sky you need to go flame a TS member over?
now STFU and go join DSOTM.
Footnote: if you have been part of the honeydew melons thing back in the day, We like honeydew melons, you are welcom[b]e. |
FROWNY FACE
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 16:36 Post subject:
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I'm uber, you should let me in Bait...
I played long time in EQ1!
I was uber!
Come on, you know you wanna let me in
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12940
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 16:36 Post subject:
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hahaha, love the DSOTM reference
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 16:40 Post subject:
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| Bait wrote: | | I dont care how much hobbit porn you have. |
Shit. I qualified up until that point.
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 16:41 Post subject:
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Dammit, SM, I was enjoying this thread til you did that... remove it pretty please 
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Bait Masterson
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3842
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 16:44 Post subject:
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haha that was actually a direct reference to you and tiluvas SM
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Leilu
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Nov 2002
Posts: 1164
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 17:28 Post subject:
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Wow! I'm so flattered! This is gonna be the best guild ever! You, Honey Du'Melons AND Coco Nutty. What lucky goils!
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 17:31 Post subject:
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| Nictathan wrote: | | Dammit, SM, I was enjoying this thread til you did that... remove it pretty please |
Gotta agree with Nic here - thats just f*****g wrong
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Akimatsu
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 17 Oct 2002
Posts: 874
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 18:50 Post subject:
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Damn, I so thought I was in. DAMN
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Obmar
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 1934
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 19:01 Post subject:
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I don't understand half these references
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Vila
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 09 Nov 2002
Posts: 877
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 19:55 Post subject:
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wow i cant join your guild!
oh well!
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 19:57 Post subject:
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| Vila wrote: | wow i cant join your guild!
oh well! |
its full of gay hobbits anyways vila
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Vila
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 09 Nov 2002
Posts: 877
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 20:02 Post subject:
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i wasnt going to play =(
just pretending i am upset i couldnt join baits guild!!
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 20:47 Post subject:
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| Vila wrote: | i wasnt going to play =(
just pretending i am upset i couldnt join baits guild!! |
No bards with 4 letter names!
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12940
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 11/05/04 - 20:58 Post subject:
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| Obmar wrote: | | I don't understand half these references |
It sounds like [DSOTM] is in your near future, would you like to know more?
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Suriya
Luke Warm
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 242
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Posted: 11/06/04 - 02:49 Post subject:
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ROFL....
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Vila
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 09 Nov 2002
Posts: 877
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Posted: 11/06/04 - 03:04 Post subject:
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I just noticed i have triple cant join baits guild
wtf bet im the only one who has triple cant join~
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Obmar
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 1934
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Posted: 11/06/04 - 11:46 Post subject:
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What Bait means is we actually aren't recruiting. I suppose if someone asked to join us they could try it out on a "we-try-you-you-try-us" (WTYYTU) basis.
We have a sort of eclectic family casual hardcore hybrid thing going that has matured over the course of many games.
We have one paramount rule: You will neither create, nor participate in any drama.
And I am a mean guildleader when it comes to enforcing it.
Beta ends today at noon.
See you all in retail.
Peace
Obmar
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 11/06/04 - 12:33 Post subject:
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hay wru guys!??!!?
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12940
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 11/06/04 - 12:45 Post subject:
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Trix are for kids silly rabbit.
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Galdaria
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
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Posted: 11/06/04 - 13:38 Post subject:
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No l*****n Nuns? WTF im calling my union!
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