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sinrakin
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 05/22/03 - 12:50 Post subject: Starbuck's personality
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http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php
Not sure how this works yet, since you type in your order rather than selecting from a menu, and I'm not sure how sophisticated the word recognition is. So I just typed in my usual order free form (large latte, half caff, half lowfat) and got this surprisingly accurate answer:
| Quote: | Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: High Maintenance
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.
Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars |
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eqchanter
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Joined: 04 Dec 2002
Posts: 1543
Location: tennessee
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 13:09 Post subject:
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lmao
Hello, ass-clown. Nice try. Starbucks doesn't serve "large coffee no f*****g sugar" (though if they did you'd probably drink it). Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 13:17 Post subject:
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I thought this was going to be about battlestar galactica
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Akronn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8752
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 13:22 Post subject:
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Yet another thread that leaves me sorely disappointed 
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 13:26 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "jumbo big gulp of pepsi one" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 14:38 Post subject:
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what does scott bakula have to do with anything?
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 14:40 Post subject:
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Scott Bakula! How dare you!
That's Dirk Benedict, 'Starbuck' on Battlestar Galactica and later 'Face' on the A-Team.
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Frashii
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1338
Location: Anchorage, AK
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 14:43 Post subject:
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Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
=(
Sad Face times 100
Personality type: Asshat
You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink 12oz Quad Americano are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.
Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better
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Syke
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2976
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 14:49 Post subject:
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Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink hot Chocolate are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall
wtf, I only go to the mall like 10 times a year. :\
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 14:50 Post subject:
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i like the oracle.
and i like quantum leap.
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Mental_Hernia
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3336
Location: Texas
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:59 Post subject:
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Starbucks.. What a poshy wanna be shop =/
I hate Starbucks
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Tamrissa
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Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 18:03 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: High Maintenance
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you. |
cool!   
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Mogling
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Dec 2002
Posts: 2451
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 18:45 Post subject:
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Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Ass-clown
You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks 2 shot expressio ends up addicted to crack.
Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars
Heh...
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