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Omol
Luke Warm

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 304
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 18:50 Post subject: Spiders everywhere.
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Deadly spider
Three women in North Florida, turned up at hospitals over a 5-day
period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting,
followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There
were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in
the blood.
These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in
common.
It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same
restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health
department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food,
water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no
avail. The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was
rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that
she had been on vacation, and had only gone to the restaurant to
pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but
had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an
article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the
restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal
view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back
to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia
(Telamonia dimidiata) , so named because of its reddened flesh
color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several
days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp, climates,
and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere. Several days
later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency
room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on
business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in
Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden),
while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was
determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.
Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in
India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate
inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered
the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia Dimidiata) spider's nests on 4
different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be
anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet,
lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! And
please pass this on to everyone you care about.
Officer Sylvia Steele
University of North Florida
Science Dept 4567 St.
Johns Bluff Road,
South Jacksonville, FL 32224-2645
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Alejandra
Total Newbie

Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 11
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 18:56 Post subject:
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Something to think about before dropping your pants...
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 7044
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Syke
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 2976
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 19:02 Post subject:
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God damnit..
Iraqniphobia all over again
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Omol
Luke Warm

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 304
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 19:03 Post subject:
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I didnt know it was a hoax.just got it in the email.Thanks for the link.
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 7044
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 19:19 Post subject:
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heh, still a good story
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Grummpy
Luke Warm

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 322
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 20:07 Post subject:
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Heya Omol How ya been
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Finigan
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3817
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 20:25 Post subject:
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Does shit like this EVER turn out to be true? Use your head man.
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Omol
Luke Warm

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 304
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 20:51 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | Does shit like this EVER turn out to be true? Use your head man. |
In all acutality..yea something like this could turn out to be true to a extent.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts

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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:50 Post subject:
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| Omol wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | | Does shit like this EVER turn out to be true? Use your head man. |
In all acutality..yea something like this could turn out to be true to a extent. |
ask kbarr if any such spider could exist. Im sure he knows of a few species that are dangerous enough.
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Massnova
Luke Warm

Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 108
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 22:40 Post subject:
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Sometime you don't have to wait till you get elderly to ware Depends (registered Trade mark of some old rich guy that cant hold his own) the adult diaper, also seen on SNL as "Oops I craped my Pants"
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Mental_Hernia
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 3336
Location: Texas
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 22:44 Post subject:
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Who honestly takes a shit in public anyways?
I never do.. like, never..
Ever
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Minion
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 23:00 Post subject:
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As I was explaining in #realpoor,
The last time I was in a public restroom, I saw a kid sitting in a stand up urinal.
Yep. I don't use public restrooms anymore.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 11015
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Posted: 03/26/03 - 02:31 Post subject:
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It sounded farfetched from the getgo. Super spiders that kill everyone they bite, no exceptions! No hospital can save you! Once bitten, you have but days to get your final affairs in order and for your family to prepare you for the long journey to Elysia.
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