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Occulis
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 Posted: 07/22/03 - 13:22 Post subject: Some great Silvermouse quotes!
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Here are some of my favorite Silvermouse quotes from THIS WEEK ONLY:
Silvermouse on Religion:
| Quote: | | 'This game is amazing!! My spider got caught in a tree, regened to full and somehow became unsnared!! Jesus had such powers' |
| Quote: | | People that are positive and help others make me want to finally turn completely to the dark side. Just like those girls in high school with the 5.1 gpa and all of their free time spent with old people. Those girls are what we call "car wreckbait", because they always get killed by drunk drivers right after graduation. So always aim low in life, because God hates perfect people |
Silvermouse on Popular Culture:
| Quote: | | How about a movie like Braveheart, except with Scottish zombies that kill children? We could call it Graveheart, and it would be very patriotic |
Silvermouse on Dating:
| Quote: | | Next time you try to pick up a girl, try this line (works for me): "You stink of the grave, mirthless cow." |
| Quote: | | I lure travellers into a swamp near my house with a shotgun. Are you an adaptive person? |
| Quote: | | I just wish I lived in Romania. I want to live ina little mountain village where everyone depends on others. I can be the corrupt executioner who murders for bribes legally. "Your tax was 3 goats and you've yet to pay even 2. To the town square with ye." A toothless woman screams as the axe falls, severing the heads of the noncompliant family. |
On PoP:
| Quote: | | never been to poi. let me guess, it's clockworks but wait! they hit for 300 instead of 30 like normal clockworks!!!' |
| Quote: | | 'If you have trouble getting exp, you should just talk about old skool timez in auction' ... - ... 'hell yeah. I wish we was still in EC days, dawg. That shit was tite! Sellin shit and jackin fools' |
Silvermouse On Grouping:
| Quote: | | 'Sugarzzzz is just like her name. Sweet. You're never short of "LOL" and hug emotes when grouped with her. So of course, I hate her dearly' |
| Quote: | | 'People wonder why I don't play Silver. I tell them because I hate grouping with morons. Silver used to die in groups like 3 times a day because other people sucked. I haven't died with Liekkio in 7 levels, 29 aa |
| Quote: | | Minotaur Hero would like to remind everyone that he's interested in receiving b******s as soon as possible |
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Manuva
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 14:19 Post subject: Re: Some great Silvermouse quotes!
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| Dunn wrote: | Here are some of my favorite Silvermouse quotes from THIS WEEK ONLY:
Silvermouse on Religion:
| Quote: | | People that are positive and help others make me want to finally turn completely to the dark side. Just like those girls in high school with the 5.1 gpa and all of their free time spent with old people. Those girls are what we call "car wreckbait", because they always get killed by drunk drivers right after graduation. So always aim low in life, because God hates perfect people |
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 15:24 Post subject: Re: Some great Silvermouse quotes!
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| Manuva wrote: | | Dunn wrote: | Here are some of my favorite Silvermouse quotes from THIS WEEK ONLY:
Silvermouse on Religion:
| Quote: | | People that are positive and help others make me want to finally turn completely to the dark side. Just like those girls in high school with the 5.1 gpa and all of their free time spent with old people. Those girls are what we call "car wreckbait", because they always get killed by drunk drivers right after graduation. So always aim low in life, because God hates perfect people |
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ahahah thats awsome
/salute Silvermouse!
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Minion
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Joined: 29 Apr 2003
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Location: The Ghetto
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 15:28 Post subject:
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Great Paden quotes!
Paden on EQ;
| Quote: | [08:23] <Paden> but the last thing i need is to start playing EQ again
[08:24] <Manuva> THEN SHUT THE f**k UP ABOUT IT |
| Quote: | [21:56] <Paden> i dont want no game to ever hold my attention like EW
[21:56] <Paden> EQ help my attention way to well
[21:56] <Paden> held
[21:56] <eisor> true
[21:56] <eisor> i refuse to ever let another game control my life like that |
| Quote: | [08:17] <Minion> Why dont you just get your mom to pay for your eq account so you can stop reminiscing about it here?
[08:18] <Paden> i dont miss it |
| Quote: | | [21:53] <Paden> i miss eq in ways |
| Quote: | | [22:22] <Paden> i miss eq sometimes |
Paden on the working force;
| Quote: | [16:24] <_Paden_> i dont have a jobn
[16:25] <_Paden_> my dad gives me 20 bucks a week for lunch so i just save 10 out of it |
| Quote: | [19:13] <Paden> My dad wants me to go to the uninplayment office tomarrow
[19:13] <Paden> uninploy or what ever |
Paden on racism;
| Quote: | | [19:08] <Paden> my grand pappy was the grand wiz of the KKK were i live |
| Quote: | [20:15] <_Paden_> i'm white
[20:15] <_Paden_> damnit
[20:15] <Buntz> all the more reason to scalp ya *nod*
[20:15] <_Paden_> hey hey now
[20:15] <_Paden_> you cant do that to the grandson of the ex grand wizzy of the fayetteville chapter of teh KKK |
| Quote: | [17:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Minion
[17:28] * Minion was kicked by _Paden_ (KKK SKillz) |
Paden on hypocrisy;
| Paden wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Why don't you learn how to kick/ban yourself, so you can do it back to them? |
I do Sir
But i think of my self as a better person because i dont do that. |
| Quote: | [15:12] <Paden> i dont ban
[15:12] <Minion> It doesn't matter, it's not possible
[15:12] <Paden> i kick |
| Quote: | | [18:47] * Paden sets mode: +b *!*Nobonius@*.carolina.rr.com |
| Quote: | | * Paden sets mode: +b *!*@clt57-134-047.carolina.rr.com |
| Quote: | | [20:24] * Paden sets mode: -o+b CockBlock *!*@h-68-164-54-153.LSANCA54.covad.net |
Paden on op abuse;
| Quote: | [20:30] <Paden> i dont care if he has ops
[20:30] <Paden> i just think its BS how he uses them |
Paden on uh... stuff;
| Quote: | [20:52] <Paden> Minion: your like the kid i beat up who follows me around only to talk shit till he gets beat up again
[20:52] <Paden> and yes
[20:52] <Paden> people have done that before
[20:53] <Minion> HAHAHAHHAA |
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 15:58 Post subject:
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lol, you guys rape me!
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Arnaxus
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Location: Wichita, KS
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 16:53 Post subject:
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Silvermouse is the shitz  Why would you stick sucky paden qoutes and compare them with a master? Paden just looks like a fool now.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 16:54 Post subject:
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Silvermouse made me bust up when he said something to this sort. "Just act like you're giving up to the kids.. Then when the big leader comes up to punch you or whatever, turn him over onto the hood and grab the video recorder on your hood and scream "ITS TIME FOR THE RAPE TAPE TIME FOR THE RAPE TAPE"
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Akronn
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 17:43 Post subject:
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Well it didn't take long for Minion's obsession with Paden to kick in.
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Minion
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 17:51 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Well it didn't take long for Minion's obsession with Paden to kick in. |
I had it all typed up by reply 1!
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Mogling
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 19:07 Post subject:
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If SM and Dunn had a baby It would grow up to be God...
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 19:09 Post subject:
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| Arnaxus wrote: | | Silvermouse is the shitz Why would you stick sucky paden qoutes and compare them with a master? Paden just looks like a fool now. |
Where have you been, mister? =(
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 21:49 Post subject:
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Well, these are from more than this week. These are a few of my favorites.
| Quote: | | Glasses are madly ****. Can you see her sitting in the recliner in the living section of your lighthouse, engrossed in an old book while she occasionally brushes the tussles of her hair away from the front of her...eyeglasses? Don't you just want to grab her, possess her, make her make you more babies since your other 3 daughters were kidnapped by passing soldiers of Troy? |
| Quote: | | I had the same experience but REAL vampires interrupted our game, and not those p***y Anne Rice vampires, but full-on steeldick nosferatu Romanian-claimin m***********s. None of that romantic foreplay nibbling shit either, just bodies being torn apart and bloody mist everywhere. Luckily I got away. Later I f****d a w***e. |
| Quote: | | I learned when I was a kid that they'll let you in for **** favors. One time an elderly gentleman paid me 50 bucks for me to let him blow me AND let me into the movie! Later, I spent the money on a special rope that makes it easier to strangle animals silently. |
| Quote: | | If I ever make a movie about a sick person who's about to die, their last words will just be a huge spray of vomit all over the person who loves them most. Then they'll make a twisting sound as their back contorts in deathtwitch and die right then, shit stinking the room. No wispy comments about the stars, no final instructions like, 'and...and tell J-Jimmy to swuh-swing away!" |
And of course, the story of the leg eating paladin from qeynos, but I won't requote that!
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Valhal
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 22:15 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: |
| Quote: | | I had the same experience but REAL vampires interrupted our game, and not those p***y Anne Rice vampires, but full-on steeldick nosferatu Romanian-claimin m***********s. None of that romantic foreplay nibbling shit either, just bodies being torn apart and bloody mist everywhere. Luckily I got away. Later I f****d a w***e. |
| Quote: | | I learned when I was a kid that they'll let you in for **** favors. One time an elderly gentleman paid me 50 bucks for me to let him blow me AND let me into the movie! Later, I spent the money on a special rope that makes it easier to strangle animals silently. |
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Those two were f*****g awesome!
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Mogling
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Posted: 07/22/03 - 23:36 Post subject:
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WTB infos on leg eating pally 200pp!
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Renork
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Posted: 07/23/03 - 00:12 Post subject:
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haha f*****g made my day  you guys own
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Paco
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Posted: 07/23/03 - 06:20 Post subject:
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my fav quote:
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 07/23/03 - 08:40 Post subject:
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my fav sm quote from yesterday!
| Silvermouse wrote: | The holodeck is a neat concept, but come on. The ones on TNG were always empty even though the ship had over 1000 people. That thing would be reserved for like 3 years in advance, and everyone would be using it as high-tech masturbation.
Do you really think 16 year-old Wesley Crusher would use the Holodeck to go fishing or skiing? No. He'd be butt-f*****g counselor Troi on a Carribean beach at sunset like the rest of us, massaging her tits and programming her to have like 8 orgasms.
Jordi LaForge would have the same fantasy, except it would be Wesley he's butt-f*****g, because everyone knows Jordi was the gay character. |
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Malodious
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Posted: 07/23/03 - 09:22 Post subject:
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I bet we could kill old people with Silvermouse, he's like a portable heart attack!
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Arnaxus
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Posted: 07/27/03 - 19:26 Post subject:
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 Keep them coming. You can probably make a web-site where you can post the sm quote of the day. People from all around the world would come and read how sm fought the vampires that ripped bodies apart and then casually f****d a w***e immediatly afterwards. Some good shitz.
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