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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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 Posted: 02/02/05 - 08:51 Post subject: So what *do* you believe in?
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well i believe in the soul; the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch; that the novels of susan sontagg are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents christmas morning rather than christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Goodnight.
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 08:55 Post subject:
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I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-Ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in Tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in Mantra
I don't believe in Gita
I don't believe in Yoga
I don't believe in Kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmermen
I don't believe in Beatles
I just believe in me
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 09:11 Post subject:
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I believe I have a rumbly in my tumbly.
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dablobb
Sir Postalot
Joined: 09 Oct 2004
Posts: 1263
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 09:36 Post subject:
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i believe in the bible
i believe that oswald acted alone
i believe that fattguyys a gimp
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Reever
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 219
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 09:40 Post subject:
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I believe in swordfish!!!
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myndwarrp
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 637
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 11:42 Post subject:
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I believe the Bible is the Word of God
I also believe Oswald acted alone
I believe liberalism has morphed into communism
I believe the people can do it better than the government can
I believe the democrats have moved away from their core values in the last 20 years
I believe if I have a rare tree on property I own I can cut it down
I believe babies are more important than animals
I believe animals are to assist us in working, playing, and eating
I believe an armed population is a safer population
I believe EQ and EQ2 are the biggest time sinks I've ever encountered
I believe asian women are better than american women
I believe eventually my bipolar will cause my death
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Docter
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 11:53 Post subject:
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I believe that our ancient civilizations were more advanced then we think.
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Reever
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 219
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 11:59 Post subject:
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| myndwarrp wrote: | I believe the Bible is the Word of God
I believe liberalism has morphed into communism
I believe the people can do it better than the government can
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I believe you just made an ass out of yourself by putting these three sentences together
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myndwarrp
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 637
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 12:01 Post subject:
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| Reever wrote: | | myndwarrp wrote: | I believe the Bible is the Word of God
I believe liberalism has morphed into communism
I believe the people can do it better than the government can
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I believe you just made an ass out of yourself by putting these three sentences together |
How so buttmunch? They are mutually exclusive.
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Tiluvas
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 12:25 Post subject:
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Thanks Crash!
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5595
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 13:14 Post subject:
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I believe in miracles.
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Vekril
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 2525
Location: Jersey
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 13:25 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll
If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind
If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me
Yeah, do you believe in magic
Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of rock and roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ohh, talking 'bout magic
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in magic
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe, believer
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in magic
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 13:57 Post subject:
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I believe in 
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Pringles In Your Face
Luke Warm
Joined: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 384
Location: Fattguyy's Head
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 15:58 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: |
I believe in miracles. |
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Overon
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3602
Location: PLANE OF PIXIES
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 18:14 Post subject:
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i believe in this guy 
on a sidenote when putting that image in i typed omg instead of img
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 18:15 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | Thanks Crash! |
haha i'm glad that so many people played along.
But you understand me. i know you will always understand me.
that's why i love you, til.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 23:18 Post subject:
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I believe a good work ethic and honesty are worth more than anything you could sacrifice them for.
I believe privacy and freedom are absolutely intertwined, and removing one means removing both.
I also believe both optimists and pessimists create self-fulfilling goals - also called destiny.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 23:33 Post subject:
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haha that cactus looks like a penix
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merdocc
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Pasadena Ca
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 02:59 Post subject:
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One day there will be no religion and the world will be a better place.
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 03:01 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | | One day there will be no religion and the world will be a better place. |
This is what I beleive.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 03:03 Post subject:
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In me.
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 03:16 Post subject:
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
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Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 04:11 Post subject:
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I don't believe in God , the bible, fate , afterlife , hell
I don't think we have any kind of purpose , or that there is meaning to anything we do, I don't believe anyone can suceed in life because It isn't " a plan " we devloped or evolved from some kind of single cell organism or some retarded shit.
I dont believe anyone can really define anything as " bad " or "wierd " because who are we to say that because we don't like it, and since there is no God his standards dont apply.
I do believe in Pringles.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 04:48 Post subject:
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Til, can you believe this? they're still goin off about what they believe in instead of the the finiginian response of "shut the f**k up atarom. Your useless f*****g posts filled with drivel from movies and songs makes me sick."
wtf?
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 05:06 Post subject:
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Scumbag, the picture is broken.
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 05:06 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Renork wrote: |
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Scumbag, the picture is broken. |
haha@u
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 05:07 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Renork wrote: |
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Scumbag, the picture is broken. |
not too quick with the jokes, are ya?
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 05:09 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Renork wrote: |
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Scumbag, the picture is broken. |
not too quick with the jokes, are ya? |
You thought that was a joke?
You dope.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 05:11 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | atarom wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Renork wrote: |
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Scumbag, the picture is broken. |
not too quick with the jokes, are ya? |
You thought that was a joke?
You dope. |
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/03/05 - 05:12 Post subject:
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Now stop f****n up my thread
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