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danjangula
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 Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:27 Post subject: So me and my girlfriend were f*****g (NWS dead fetus pic.)
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We were using a condom and when we're done she leaves my house, and I go into the bathroom to take off the condom, I look down and it's ripped through completely, so I basically came in her 100%. I told her what happend, and we coulden't get a morning after pill since it was Friday and the place is closed untill Monday. On Monday she got off work at 4, and the place was closed when she got there.
So tonight (monday night) she told me that on Sunday night she threw up, and she threw up this morning, and again tonight. Her boobs are somewhat bigger, and tender. She is peeing regularly. She hasen't been feeling fatigued or anything. I'm pretty sure she's pregnant.
My questions, since we detected this so early, what can we do to cancel it? I was thinking, since it's still so early in the pregnancy, she could just fast for a week and that would possibly take care of it? I have no experience on this issue, please give me any advice you can. Thank you.
I should also note, there is no way we can pursue the pregancy.
Thank you all for any words of advice.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:30 Post subject:
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Let her ride it, she can get all sorts of free shit!
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Confused
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kireol
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:32 Post subject:
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2 words of advice:
1) post more and get a higher post count or ppl will eat you up with questions like this.
2) there's like very little chance that she's feeling all of these because of an actual prgenancy. more than likedly it's placebo.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:32 Post subject:
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Oh wait no.
<img src="http://www.gospelbillboard.com/abortion.jpg">
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NickPSH
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:33 Post subject:
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Is that a coat hanger I see in the background haha
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danjangula
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:33 Post subject:
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I made a mistake and I have to deal with it. If you think I'm ever going through with this again or relying on just a condom, you're wrong.
So with that out of the way, can anyone offer me any help?
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Devook
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:34 Post subject:
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Symptoms of pregnancy don't become apparent that early. It's nothing but power of suggestion. Wait two weeks, buy a pregnancy test and a clothes hanger.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:34 Post subject:
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You're not real.
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Gethy
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:34 Post subject:
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| danjangula wrote: | I made a mistake and I have to deal with it. If you think I'm ever going through with this again or relying on just a condom, you're wrong.
So with that out of the way, can anyone offer me any help? |
Nope.
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themy
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:35 Post subject:
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umm, are you what 16? and do you live in hicksville with no walgreens/longs/rite aid?
first off the morning after pill can only work reliably before 72 hours after the "Accident". Also women do not succumb to morning sickness till (usually) a month in to the pregnancy. As for the peeing part, that wouldn't be till the 6th month at least when the womb starts enlarging and smashing up against the bladder...
so, tell us, do you even have a gf? ;p
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Clevinger
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:37 Post subject:
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dude theres no way she would be experiencing all that shit after like 2 or 3 days
she is psyching herself out
she might be pregnant but the odds are not in favor of it
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Gethy
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:40 Post subject:
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Andrew WK was the best show I've ever been to. I headbanged with him on stage. And I took my pants off. Nary an experience was better.
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Frostkiss
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:40 Post subject: Re: So me and my girlfriend were f*****g
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| danjangula wrote: | | I was thinking, since it's still so early in the pregnancy, she could just fast for a week and that would possibly take care of it? |
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Gethy
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:43 Post subject:
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Teen forum.
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Clevinger
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:43 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | | Andrew WK was the best show I've ever been to. I headbanged with him on stage. And I took my pants off. Nary an experience was better. |
he has a vision
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danjangula
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:50 Post subject:
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I told her she's probably making herself imagine all of this, but I was only saying that to comfort her, I didn't actually believe it myself.
Comforting words, I'm going to have her wait untill week 2 and buy a test.
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Confused
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:52 Post subject:
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I read in a medical journal that you can prevent an accidental pregnancy by engaging in nightly **** and ejaculating into your partner for two consecutive weeks.
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kireol
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:54 Post subject:
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yet another reason BJs are good
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Aandidar
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 04:43 Post subject:
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I seriously hate people some times. If you aren't prepared for the consequenses of your stupidity, the answer is simple, don't be stupid.
Also, don't use a condom that's a couple months old, or that has been in your wallet.
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ashwynd
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 04:46 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | yet another reason BJs are good |
**** feels so much better though. My question is, if this girl even is real, was she on the pill? I'll never have **** w/ a girl who isn't on the pill. Condom + pill + pulling out in case (if you can control your wang) = better odds
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Frostkiss
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 04:47 Post subject:
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What is BJ?
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 04:53 Post subject:
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If you are seriously thinking about trying to kill the baby, and your stupid f**k w***e girlfriend, get a gun , shoot you're self in the face... I would say kill her to, but then that would get rid of the baby.
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ashwynd
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 04:54 Post subject:
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| Frostkiss wrote: | | What is BJ? |
Open wide, close your eyes and get ready for a warm surprise! I'm so poetic  You get one guess as to what it is.
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stickynutz
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 05:04 Post subject:
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Drive her to a place where abortions are ok... I dont know of a kind, but i'm pretty sure there is an "abortion pill" that she could take. I wouldnt suggest a coathanger, cuase thoes things are hard to twist back into the form of a coat hanger after you're done.
But yeah f**k kids, if you guyz are not ready get rid of that thing and dont have it. Parents that are too yong to have kids but have them anyways end up on jerry springer cause the mom sleeps w/ the duaghters boyfriend.
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atarom
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 05:20 Post subject:
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Man you guys are ridiculous. I guess this just isnt the place to post about it if you want a serious response, but come on. It's a scared little kid.
Look man, you really should find out if she's actually pregnant. Take a test, make sure. I don't think that the symptoms you're describing happen as rapidly as they are happening. Stress can do a lot of strange things to your body.
I suggest finding a different board for this. Try googling for something, or maybe a Yahoo group. But this is not the place to come for sound, compassionate advice.
I think you should sit down and talk with her and possibly your parents about what you think should happen and what the consequences are. Any way you look at it, it's a life altering decision.
My other suggestion would be talking to someone at Planned Parenthood. They're a wonderful organization, and they'll be more than willing to help you.
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gotissues68
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 05:35 Post subject:
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She's definately psyching herself out. As several people have stated you're gonna have to wait it out a little bit and buy a test. Then you have to man up and make decisions on what she and you need to do. If you're a kid then you definately need to take up with both parties parents for sure.
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gotissues68
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 05:36 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: |
I suggest finding a different board for this. Try googling for something, or maybe a Yahoo group. But this is not the place to come for sound, compassionate advice.
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Dude whatever! The denizens of realpoor are totally f*****g compassionate..
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Celestra
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 05:37 Post subject:
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I don't know why people f**k, when they have notions like 'if she fasts for a week it'll take care of itself'.
If this is a real story: don't be a f*****g moron (literally) any longer. Educate yourself... there is lots of information to be found about all of this EVERYwhere... Go see your doctor, go find a list of all the organisations that help young people in these situations, go get your gf on the pill.
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Finigan
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 05:55 Post subject:
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Dude just learn to f**k her up the ass, it's the only 100% safe way to have ****.. well other than abstinance but thats for the gays.. or wait was it ass ****? I forget.
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