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Tura
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 Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:02 Post subject: So im @ Wal-Mart...
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Which was my first mistake.
I pick up some kinda condoms called twisted pleasure, some compressed air and some CD labels. I get to the checkout counter, after standing in line for 10minutes and theres this hiddeous overweight girl in her blue vest. Ok, no problem, theres probably another 15-20 of these women walking around the store. She scans the condoms, pauses and says in her deep country accent: "These are really great, they feel so weird, but its a good feeling when I concentrate on it." I'm trying to keep my composure, because she says this in front of like 4 kids and their parents. I just sorta walked out with a sad feeling in my stomach and a disgusted look on my face. Where do they find these women???? 
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Syke
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:04 Post subject:
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At wal mart? 
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Spitulski
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:05 Post subject:
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That's disturbing.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:05 Post subject:
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At retarded people houses.
I f*****g sware on my life I have seen a dude in a walmart vest with no legs in a wheelchair working there, as well as a black mongoloid.
These type of people aslo work at a place called K-Mart, sirs... Walmart is worse though.
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Tura
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Akronn
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:24 Post subject:
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I use the U-Scan for all my.... private needs.
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Celestra
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:51 Post subject:
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Gross
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Majy
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:56 Post subject:
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I have stock in Wal-Mart. I'm glad the employees are workin' hard for the money.
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principessa
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 21:01 Post subject: Re: So im @ Wal-Mart...
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| Tura wrote: | Which was my first mistake.
I pick up some kinda condoms called twisted pleasure, some compressed air and some CD labels. I get to the checkout counter, after standing in line for 10minutes and theres this hiddeous overweight girl in her blue vest. Ok, no problem, theres probably another 15-20 of these women walking around the store. She scans the condoms, pauses and says in her deep country accent: "These are really great, they feel so weird, but its a good feeling when I concentrate on it." I'm trying to keep my composure, because she says this in front of like 4 kids and their parents. I just sorta walked out with a sad feeling in my stomach and a disgusted look on my face. Where do they find these women???? |
You could get her ass in big trouble for making inappropriate (not to mention unsolicited) comments in front of customers 
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Paden
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 22:10 Post subject:
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At least you know the ladies like them!
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WhiteWidow
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 22:17 Post subject:
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Man I was in Wal-Mart 40 minutes ago.
I really try to avoid that place as much as humanly possible. All department stores for that matter..but something about wal-mart really gets me. like now untill i wash these clothes, im gonna stink like donut oil..whenever i go in there i get a f*****g headache from those lights..after about 12 seconds i start bugging out and getting paranoid im gonna rub up against something..worse of all is the circus of workers they have there..
man they have these 2 guys in the electronics, they have worked there for the past 10 years, and are the dumbest f*****g wastes of matter in the entire store. they take 10+ minutes getting ur change, usually they have to call one another over for 2nd opinions on everything before they make any minor decisions, etc.
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Janoth
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 03:16 Post subject:
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fun, but not really.
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 04:07 Post subject: Re: So im @ Wal-Mart...
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| Tura wrote: | Which was my first mistake.
I pick up some kinda condoms called twisted pleasure, some compressed air and some CD labels. I get to the checkout counter, after standing in line for 10minutes and theres this hiddeous overweight girl in her blue vest. Ok, no problem, theres probably another 15-20 of these women walking around the store. She scans the condoms, pauses and says in her deep country accent: "These are really great, they feel so weird, but its a good feeling when I concentrate on it." I'm trying to keep my composure, because she says this in front of like 4 kids and their parents. I just sorta walked out with a sad feeling in my stomach and a disgusted look on my face. Where do they find these women???? |
lol omg, i feel ur pain 
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Venkmen
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 04:30 Post subject:
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Funny shit......I have worked at Wal-Mart for quiet a while, and I tell you I have shit-canned people for less. Funny, but still would shit can her.
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Janoth
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 04:31 Post subject:
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| Venkmen wrote: | | Funny shit......I have worked at Wal-Mart for quiet a while, and I tell you I have shit-canned people for less. Funny, but still would shit can her. |
hahahah What in the f**k is this "shit can" you speak of.
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Tura
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 04:35 Post subject:
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yes, plz tell me more
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Venkmen
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 04:46 Post subject:
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Shit can, fired, terminated, given the axe, walking papers, don't let the door hit ya in the ass, don't call us we'll call you, etc...etc...etc...
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Celestra
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 04:50 Post subject:
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"Ishmobbed"
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Tura
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 04:59 Post subject:
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lol. poor ish =\
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Janoth
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 05:00 Post subject:
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lololol
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 10:46 Post subject: Re: So im @ Wal-Mart...
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| Tura wrote: | Which was my first mistake.
I pick up some kinda condoms called twisted pleasure, some compressed air and some CD labels. I get to the checkout counter, after standing in line for 10minutes and theres this hiddeous overweight girl in her blue vest. Ok, no problem, theres probably another 15-20 of these women walking around the store. She scans the condoms, pauses and says in her deep country accent: "These are really great, they feel so weird, but its a good feeling when I concentrate on it." I'm trying to keep my composure, because she says this in front of like 4 kids and their parents. I just sorta walked out with a sad feeling in my stomach and a disgusted look on my face. Where do they find these women???? |
What if it would have been an hot woman? lol
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Sabathius
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 12:06 Post subject:
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I swear the HR interview must be something like this.
DO YOU HAV LUNGS!????
CAN YOU MAYK BABIES WITH YOUR OO OO.
HOW MANY COLORZ ARM I HOLDING UP!?!?
Yu Ar HIRED AT WAlmatr!
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Celestra
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 12:14 Post subject:
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lol
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Akronn
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 12:27 Post subject:
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Do they even have an interview process at Wal-Mart? I briefly worked for both K-Mart and Meijer (regional superstore chain), and I got the impression I was already hired before I even stepped in their offices.
(And I love the term 'shit-can', it makes me sad some were unfamiliar with it )
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 12:56 Post subject: Re: So im @ Wal-Mart...
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Tura wrote: | Which was my first mistake.
I pick up some kinda condoms called twisted pleasure, some compressed air and some CD labels. I get to the checkout counter, after standing in line for 10minutes and theres this hiddeous overweight girl in her blue vest. Ok, no problem, theres probably another 15-20 of these women walking around the store. She scans the condoms, pauses and says in her deep country accent: "These are really great, they feel so weird, but its a good feeling when I concentrate on it." I'm trying to keep my composure, because she says this in front of like 4 kids and their parents. I just sorta walked out with a sad feeling in my stomach and a disgusted look on my face. Where do they find these women???? |
What if it would have been an hot woman? lol |
Like I predicted, you obviously miss the whole point.
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Yabden
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 13:38 Post subject:
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I would have tried to hit it personally, more cushion for the pushin
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 14:01 Post subject:
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| Yabden wrote: | | I would have tried to hit it personally, more cushion for the pushin |
Yuck.
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Yabden
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 14:16 Post subject:
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you know you want to look at www.fatgirls.com
heh just kidding
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Tura
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Posted: 11/27/03 - 15:56 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | I would have tried to hit it personally, more cushion for the pushin. |
Whatever floats your boat.....(Or sinks it) /gag
| Quote: | | What if it would have been an hot woman? lol |
If she was hot? I guess they DID have that women of Wal-Mart thing on playboy. I dunno man, I guess I would take her to either Toys or HBA and bang her? pssh =p
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