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PostPosted: 01/30/05 - 02:42    Post subject: So I was playing Yahoo Texas Hold 'em tonight... Reply with quote

... and what the hell??? I mean, honestly!

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PostPosted: 01/30/05 - 03:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha, nice.
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PostPosted: 01/30/05 - 03:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fairly slim odds on that happening
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PostPosted: 01/30/05 - 20:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!

i feel bad for pocket eights.
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PostPosted: 01/30/05 - 22:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!

i feel bad for pocket eights.


lol, everyone was working w/ either a pair or a straight draw right after the flop.. who had a s****y hand?
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 02:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

That looks like ass, play on Pokerstars
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 06:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:
atarom wrote:
who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!

i feel bad for pocket eights.


lol, everyone was working w/ either a pair or a straight draw right after the flop.. who had a s****y hand?


Every single player there had a s****y hand.

Take a look at the hands:

3 diamond, 9 hearts - low end of an outside straight draw and just about the lowest flush possible.

4 hearts, 10 spades - pair of 10s...which is also low pair with 2 over cards after the flop, then another, and another.

King clubs, 5 spades - high end of an outside straight draw.

8 diamonds, 8 clubs - 3 over cards on the flop and ultimately low pair overall. Decent flush draw but still beaten by ALOT of diamonds...low end of a possible inside straight

King spades, 5 diamonds - again, high end of a straight draw. Possible low flush.

Every single one of those hands is complete shit. All the flush draws are betting on a low flush. The pairs are all low pairs with every single card being an over card. And the straights...sure thing...stay in and try to catch straights. See how long your money lasts with that strategy. Rolling Eyes

Either one of two things happened here, someone tried to bluff and everyone else is an idiot for calling or the dealer is a fool for not betting the house on the flop and buying the pot.

Funny hand but atarom is right, "who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!"
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 11:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuldaan wrote:
Majy wrote:
atarom wrote:
who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!

i feel bad for pocket eights.


lol, everyone was working w/ either a pair or a straight draw right after the flop.. who had a s****y hand?


Every single player there had a s****y hand.

Take a look at the hands:

3 diamond, 9 hearts - low end of an outside straight draw and just about the lowest flush possible.

4 hearts, 10 spades - pair of 10s...which is also low pair with 2 over cards after the flop, then another, and another.

King clubs, 5 spades - high end of an outside straight draw.

8 diamonds, 8 clubs - 3 over cards on the flop and ultimately low pair overall. Decent flush draw but still beaten by ALOT of diamonds...low end of a possible inside straight

King spades, 5 diamonds - again, high end of a straight draw. Possible low flush.

Every single one of those hands is complete shit. All the flush draws are betting on a low flush. The pairs are all low pairs with every single card being an over card. And the straights...sure thing...stay in and try to catch straights. See how long your money lasts with that strategy. Rolling Eyes

Either one of two things happened here, someone tried to bluff and everyone else is an idiot for calling or the dealer is a fool for not betting the house on the flop and buying the pot.

Funny hand but atarom is right, "who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!"


Why'd you bother typing more than. "Shut the f**k up, Majy?"
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 11:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because that response doesn't show why he's wrong. It's the same as me saying 'You're right because I said so.' Not very convincing...at least this way anyone that reads it and doesn't know much about poker might see why he's wrong.
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 11:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

You, sir, are a better man than I.
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 11:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuldaan wrote:
Because that response doesn't show why he's wrong. It's the same as me saying 'You're right because I said so.' Not very convincing...at least this way anyone that reads it and doesn't know much about poker might see why he's wrong.


They're not playing for real money. The game they're playing isn't poker anyway.
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 13:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mugaaz wrote:
Nuldaan wrote:
Because that response doesn't show why he's wrong. It's the same as me saying 'You're right because I said so.' Not very convincing...at least this way anyone that reads it and doesn't know much about poker might see why he's wrong.


They're not playing for real money. The game they're playing isn't poker anyway.


Ahhh...well, that would explain why they would stay in. Unless I'm missing something, they're playing Hold 'Em...which is poker.
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 21:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuldaan wrote:
Mugaaz wrote:
Nuldaan wrote:
Because that response doesn't show why he's wrong. It's the same as me saying 'You're right because I said so.' Not very convincing...at least this way anyone that reads it and doesn't know much about poker might see why he's wrong.


They're not playing for real money. The game they're playing isn't poker anyway.


Ahhh...well, that would explain why they would stay in. Unless I'm missing something, they're playing Hold 'Em...which is poker.


and they're playing it poorly =P
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 21:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

the other night on pokerstars I saw 4 8's pop up twice on two diff tables, what are the odds on that.
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 21:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the odds a tweaked with online poker, at least the ones not playing for real money.
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 21:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bait Masterson wrote:
the other night on pokerstars I saw 4 8's pop up twice on two diff tables, what are the odds on that.


i've seen that happen 3 times in live games.

ace high ftw.

sucks to have had pocket queens on the turn =/
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PostPosted: 01/31/05 - 21:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

With three high diamonds in the flop, are you telling me you wouldn't stay if you had the eight? Of course you would. And then the ace is 4th... so the pocket eights were a good hand. A couple of those players indeed had crap, though.
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PostPosted: 02/01/05 - 01:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zorin wrote:
With three high diamonds in the flop, are you telling me you wouldn't stay if you had the eight? Of course you would. And then the ace is 4th... so the pocket eights were a good hand. A couple of those players indeed had crap, though.


Why are you guys discussing thier hand selection post flop? Thier hand selection is horrible all around and not becuase of the flop.
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PostPosted: 02/01/05 - 03:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuldaan wrote:
Majy wrote:
atarom wrote:
who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!

i feel bad for pocket eights.


lol, everyone was working w/ either a pair or a straight draw right after the flop.. who had a s****y hand?


Every single player there had a s****y hand.

Take a look at the hands:

3 diamond, 9 hearts - low end of an outside straight draw and just about the lowest flush possible.

4 hearts, 10 spades - pair of 10s...which is also low pair with 2 over cards after the flop, then another, and another.

King clubs, 5 spades - high end of an outside straight draw.

8 diamonds, 8 clubs - 3 over cards on the flop and ultimately low pair overall. Decent flush draw but still beaten by ALOT of diamonds...low end of a possible inside straight

King spades, 5 diamonds - again, high end of a straight draw. Possible low flush.

Every single one of those hands is complete shit. All the flush draws are betting on a low flush. The pairs are all low pairs with every single card being an over card. And the straights...sure thing...stay in and try to catch straights. See how long your money lasts with that strategy. Rolling Eyes

Either one of two things happened here, someone tried to bluff and everyone else is an idiot for calling or the dealer is a fool for not betting the house on the flop and buying the pot.

Funny hand but atarom is right, "who the hell stayed in with all those s****y hands!"


You have to play to win. Everyone had something going, why not see the next card? It's not like there were a lot of people at the table.

So you would have folded and you would have lost your blind or whatever else you may have went in for. I would have taken some of your money. Who's the winner?
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PostPosted: 02/01/05 - 04:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey i got an idea majy, let's play head up for 100$

you sound like fun =)
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PostPosted: 02/01/05 - 04:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:

You have to play to win. Everyone had something going, why not see the next card? It's not like there were a lot of people at the table.

So you would have folded and you would have lost your blind or whatever else you may have went in for. I would have taken some of your money. Who's the winner?


No, you have to play the table. Every player had a losing flush draw or a straight (which is also a loser with an obvious flush showing).

If 3 diamonds flop and you have ONE low diamond, you're an idiot to call a big raise. Even if you have a fantastic read on the guy, you don't call because you have a low flush card and your straight is a loser. I guarantee that if you sit down at a table with any competent player and chase crap like this all night, you'll lose every single time. Oh, you may win a few antes when he wisely folds but you will lose over the course of the night. It costs money to see those extra cards...that money is not well spent if your odds of winning are low.

The only player at that table with any play was the dealer. It doesn't even matter what his hand is.
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PostPosted: 02/01/05 - 05:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy talks like his poker experience is watching his friend play that 1 time.
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PostPosted: 02/01/05 - 07:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mugaaz wrote:
Majy talks like his poker experience is watching his friend play that 1 time.


lol. No kidding...4 diamonds showing and it's 'HOW DID I LOSE WITH A STRAIGHT?!?!'
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