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pyrgomache
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 Posted: 10/11/04 - 18:17 Post subject: So I was in gym, doing archery with my class...
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We had metal tipped arrows.
There were 7 kids with ADHD in the class.
The teacher left the room.
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Merican
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Posted: 10/11/04 - 18:19 Post subject:
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rofl
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 10/11/04 - 18:22 Post subject:
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Lol, high school /sigh 
i miss it! 
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Paco
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Posted: 10/11/04 - 18:23 Post subject:
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| Zwadrich wrote: | Lol, high school /sigh
i miss it! |
/slap zwad
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Xieroth
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Posted: 10/11/04 - 19:11 Post subject:
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Back in 7th grade they used to let us play lax and floor hockey w/o any padds or anything. We'd come home with black and blues everywhere, broken fingers and toes, it was nuts, but a ton of fun.
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Rennol
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Posted: 10/11/04 - 22:32 Post subject:
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f**k, that is nothing, back in school in Texas we used to shoot guns and shit in gym.
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Ciladar
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Posted: 10/11/04 - 22:41 Post subject:
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by far the best gym activity was dodgeball. Don't even try and argue about being hardcore with arrows and guns
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Gethy
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Posted: 10/11/04 - 23:57 Post subject:
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Or maybe it's because he just sucks horribly?
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Renork
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 01:02 Post subject:
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| Ciladar wrote: | | by far the best gym activity was dodgeball. Don't even try and argue about being hardcore with arrows and guns |
qft
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Spitulski
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 01:21 Post subject:
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In my school, we had fat kids and stoners. Oh, and the obligatory special ed kid. We had popular girls, girl-next-door girls, and the like but they were always in the class right after mine. So, I would exit looking all winded and torn and they would be coming in, fresh and polished from the 15-minute bathroom break they just took. Needless to say, it was well after gym class that I ended up getting myself a prom date.
Well, gym was an exiting class indeed. As I mentioned before, we had:
1. Fat kids. Large, ornery children that aged 14 to 17. Possibly 200 pounds a kid. We're talking a couple metric tons per tennis team. Dam fat.
2. Stoners. Hey! Hey, guys! Look, man, I can do that too. Check this shit out. Holy f**k, I broke his nose. Dude, that f*****g ROCKS!
3. Obligatory uhhhhhh aaaiiiyyyyy speeeeeeeshul. No, sheesssshspul. Spehshul!
4. Me. I fit somewhere between 2 and 3. I was neither an ass, but I was g*****n stupid at times. I was also skinny as shit, possibly 120 pounds if I was lucky. I've been able to get away with being late to class because the teacher would make jokes about me floating into the atmosphere, and would forget to mark me absent.
Our favorite sport was being late for roll. Our least favorite sport was anything that follow afterwards, except for aerobics. We had one, ONE good-looking girl in the class. Sarah. Sarah was the definition of fine, and she knew it. 29 individual penis-wielding guys knew that she knew it, because nobody had to bend over that far for cardio, or wear such tight spandex shorts for a high school P.E. class. It was a shared secret, so shared that she apparently got wind of the list we were keeping in the guys locker room. We were tallying the following: thong, grannies, none and none was winning from day one. Needless to say, the list was confiscated and the panties returned thusly. f**k.
Aside from that bull, we played rugby. I do not tell a lie or two, we played full-on rugby. We had a world cup rugby ball. How do I know? We watched a movie on the making of it. Rugby f*****g ball. 30 minutes. And it was a grannies day. God DAMN it!
This was high-school rugby, meaning nobody cared enough about the sport to learn the rules, and everybody was convinced the name was British for Beat the Shit Out of Ye Mates. Even I got a good kick in or two on our old pal, Edguuuuuuuhrr eeeiii ayyyy ooooo. What's his name? Edguuuuuu uuuuuu uuuurrrrr Eaaaiiyyyoo. Edguuuuu (ok, that's enough) uuuuur. God, I smacked that f*****g gimp solidly for wheeling his way into my goal. Even the doctors say he won't be doing that again!
To make a long rhyme short, it was violent. So violent that few of us speak of it. But, I had fun. I learned what breaking a bone was like. I learned what breaking a bone, but breaking three of someone elses was like. And I've discovered one thing - if you can at least cripple them, bust your shit up a bit. It's well worth it.
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merdocc
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 01:24 Post subject:
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My highschool had all of that and a ropes course type thing. For some reason they let students be the anchor to the other student who was 30 feet up on a makeshift ropes course with a harness you tied yourself out of a piece of rope. Needless to say there were a lot of broken ankles.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 01:33 Post subject:
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My 7th-8th grade P.E. coach gave us points for showering, I shit you not. If you had enough points, it would earn you a free pass from class every once in awhile. He'd stand at the shower and mark points for whatever kid went in.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 02:07 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | My 7th-8th grade P.E. coach gave us points for showering, I shit you not. If you had enough points, it would earn you a free pass from class every once in awhile. He'd stand at the shower and mark points for whatever kid went in. |
In my high school we got DEMOTED if we didn't take showers. We were all assigned a number, and when we would take a shower and then grab a towel, we would say our number and we would get our point for the day.
If you didn't shower, you didn't get points, and you needed a certain number of points to pass the class. Lots of my friends came very close to failing PE.
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Andur Ravenblade
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 02:28 Post subject:
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Sounds like both of you shoulda been looking for hidden cameras.
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 03:49 Post subject:
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I never once took a shower in PE class. (I never broke a sweat either) Actually, none of my class did. Wait, no, one guy took a shower once, but he had a valid reason. He slipped into a mud puddle trying to make a goal in whatever lameass sport we were playing that week, the rest of us only got wet from the rain.
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Nobonius
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 07:44 Post subject:
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I was mean in dodge ball and use to get yelled at when the teacher caught me I use to run towards a kid and throw the ball down at my foot and power kick it right into them, worked ok until one b*****d told the teacher on me and I had to sit out the rest of the day... He always kept an eye on me and the second time he had me write a paper on unsportsman-like conduct and injury to opposing players. Sad memories
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Celestra
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 07:49 Post subject:
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| Nobonius wrote: | | I was mean in dodge ball and use to get yelled at when the teacher caught me I use to run towards a kid and throw the ball down at my foot and power kick it right into them, worked ok until one b*****d told the teacher on me and I had to sit out the rest of the day... He always kept an eye on me and the second time he had me write a paper on unsportsman-like conduct and injury to opposing players. Sad memories |
U b*****d
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Nobonius
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 07:51 Post subject:
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Please forgive me 
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Alerik
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 10:45 Post subject:
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I loved archery in gym class. We took it sophemore year. Luckily the teacher we were graced with was Downtown Clarence Brown. A 55 year old black guy who would smoke pot in his office. We got away with murder, while everyone aimed for the targets, we would launch the arrows as far as we could, well over a 100 yards into the football stadium. Was funny as shit.
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khrath
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 10:51 Post subject:
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in my gym class we either went in the weight room and worked out, or we sat on the bleachers and dicked off.
oh wait that was pretty much all of highschool.
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Leilu
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 11:15 Post subject:
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My favorite thing in P.E. was walking the track with cigarettes hidden up our sleeves. Smoking was so cool when I was 15.
We also had square dancing. My partner was this really overweight, flamingly gay, black guy named T.C. Man, we could really shake it down.
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Occulis
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 11:17 Post subject:
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Brash
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 11:53 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | My 7th-8th grade P.E. coach gave us points for showering, I shit you not. If you had enough points, it would earn you a free pass from class every once in awhile. He'd stand at the shower and mark points for whatever kid went in. |
In my high school we got DEMOTED if we didn't take showers. We were all assigned a number, and when we would take a shower and then grab a towel, we would say our number and we would get our point for the day.
If you didn't shower, you didn't get points, and you needed a certain number of points to pass the class. Lots of my friends came very close to failing PE. |
i bet after he would go j**k off .....
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sinrakin
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 12:01 Post subject:
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Dodgeball owned 
We did a lot of acrobatics too. Parallel bars was actually probably the best gym activity. It was sort of equal amounts of strength and coordination. We'd learn a new move or two every class, and at the end of the semester you'd have to put together a routine on your own and be judged on it. Pretty much every single person enjoyed doing it. I wonder if it's considered too dangerous today?
The most idiotic was the vaulting horse. I never really understood the concept. You'd take a running start and try to jump over it, and if you succeeded, they just kept raising it higher until you finally caught your toe on it and smashed your face into the ground.
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Celestra
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 12:41 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: |
The most idiotic was the vaulting horse. I never really understood the concept. You'd take a running start and try to jump over it, and if you succeeded, they just kept raising it higher until you finally caught your toe on it and smashed your face into the ground. |
hahahaha
I love you so.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 14:39 Post subject:
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| Brash wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | My 7th-8th grade P.E. coach gave us points for showering, I shit you not. If you had enough points, it would earn you a free pass from class every once in awhile. He'd stand at the shower and mark points for whatever kid went in. |
In my high school we got DEMOTED if we didn't take showers. We were all assigned a number, and when we would take a shower and then grab a towel, we would say our number and we would get our point for the day.
If you didn't shower, you didn't get points, and you needed a certain number of points to pass the class. Lots of my friends came very close to failing PE. |
i bet after he would go j**k off ..... |
All I know is that he was never around when the other kids would force me to lick their butts.
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 15:58 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Brash wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | My 7th-8th grade P.E. coach gave us points for showering, I shit you not. If you had enough points, it would earn you a free pass from class every once in awhile. He'd stand at the shower and mark points for whatever kid went in. |
In my high school we got DEMOTED if we didn't take showers. We were all assigned a number, and when we would take a shower and then grab a towel, we would say our number and we would get our point for the day.
If you didn't shower, you didn't get points, and you needed a certain number of points to pass the class. Lots of my friends came very close to failing PE. |
i bet after he would go j**k off ..... |
All I know is that he was never around when the other kids would force me to lick their butts. |
Not that you minded Silver, ADMIT IT!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 21:44 Post subject:
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Ruyen
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Posted: 10/12/04 - 22:16 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | This was high-school rugby, meaning nobody cared enough about the sport to learn the rules, and everybody was convinced the name was British for Beat the Shit Out of Ye Mates. |
Oh man, thats f*****g rich haha. Thanks.
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Yabden
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Posted: 10/13/04 - 01:38 Post subject:
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we quit having gym class my freshman year in high school. It was a blast in middle school though.
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