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scrotum
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 05:19    Post subject: Small country, loud voice Reply with quote

guess you don't have to have a big military to lay the smack down:


http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=675025
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 05:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm more afraid of the drunken mooses.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=446908
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 05:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who says Norway doesn't have crime?

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=555143

(These stories are kind of amazing, makes me think this is nothing but a spoof news page or Norway doesn't have anymore interesting news to report, and you say the US's media is shit).
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 05:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

lolz

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=495386
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 05:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

also on the same stupid website...http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=673853

and... get this...

OMFG a SEWER SAFFARI
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=674015

is that dog "robbing" that store in your s****y little country too? lol


and OMG A DRUNKEN MOOSE HOLY SHIT RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=446908


and something else about an oil find expected lol ok man. before you post a link to some retarded newspaper please look over at the other stupid headlines that are so retarded they could only be norwegian. ya sven. go shove some hummel dolls up your ass you poser.

P.S. if you would just stop posting stupid shit about your country who i'm sure 98% of the world couldn't even find on a f*****g map or confuse it with the netherlands or sweden. do you guys have nothing better to do then tax american goods? i mean seriously like it's going to hurt our economy cause people who wear wooden shoes won't be buying our nikes. stop trying to grow a penis for your stupid, small, lame country cause it'll take much longer than your lifetime to get it's 18" inverted one out of itself.
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 05:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh shit check this stuff out you can check out webcams in norway and see how developed they are.
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/webcam/
looks like the ghetto over here man.
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 05:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kurel wrote:
Who says Norway doesn't have crime?

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=555143

(These stories are kind of amazing, makes me think this is nothing but a spoof news page or Norway doesn't have anymore interesting news to report, and you say the US's media is shit).


I do? lol

Anyways, if you could read our language, of course we have "real news"(do you have to see war or death for it to be real?) check out www.aftenposten.no then you get it in our language.

in the news today the FBI's biggest scandal yet, but I dont find it on CNN or reuters? anyways, heres the link in norwegian, you can copy/paste it into a translator if you wish to read about it, since its not found on your media pages. guess kennedy day is the reason.

http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/uriks/article.jhtml?articleID=675338
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 11:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish we had a more credible source that lives in Norway.
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 12:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spitulski wrote:
I wish we had a more credible source that lives in Norway.


My friend from Norway says the country is one big "fat of the land" . He doesn't speak english too well but i've never nothing but good things about it..
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 15:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kurel wrote:
lolz

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=495386



that made me take norway less seriously.
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 15:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a kicker. Petroleum accounts for 35% of Norway's exports (which affords it with luxuries it wouldn't otherwise have. They're due to run dry in about 20 years. Uh oh! Better look into that auto industry!
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 15:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a good one: http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=675013

Headline: Sewage flows into hospital
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 15:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The medical wing at Soerlandet Hospital in Flekkefjord had a distinctly unhygienic experience when sewage rushed through the main corridor during repair work on Tuesday. Despite specialist assistance, staff reported that things were still not back to normal on Thursday, newspaper Faedrelandsvennen reports.

A blocked pipe in the surgical ward in the floor above was being repaired when there was a sudden, uncontrolled and foul discharge pumped into the hospital wing.

"It is difficult to say how much sewage ran out, but it was enough to cover the entire width of the hospital corridor in certain areas. This was of course very troublesome for health personnel, other employees and patients, and it was extremely important to take action to avoid contagion," said hospital manager Ruben Ravnaa.

A specialist firm was hired to help clean the mess. Bedrooms, linens and shoes were not washed and disinfected until the evening.

Employees reported that the foul smell still lingered in the hospital corridor two days later.



That...is awesome.
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PostPosted: 11/22/03 - 20:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

scrotum wrote:
Kurel wrote:
Who says Norway doesn't have crime?

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=555143

(These stories are kind of amazing, makes me think this is nothing but a spoof news page or Norway doesn't have anymore interesting news to report, and you say the US's media is shit).


I do? lol

Anyways, if you could read our language, of course we have "real news"(do you have to see war or death for it to be real?) check out www.aftenposten.no then you get it in our language.

in the news today the FBI's biggest scandal yet, but I dont find it on CNN or reuters? anyways, heres the link in norwegian, you can copy/paste it into a translator if you wish to read about it, since its not found on your media pages. guess kennedy day is the reason.

http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/uriks/article.jhtml?articleID=675338


yumpin yimany, eets een yur lang-u-age bai joseph

der fler dis cur, ya

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